Quote :

"i fucked a twoel that was wrapped up and had a latex glove in the middle to simulate a vagina"

dnl

1/4/2008 4:44:30 AM

hahaha niiice...

1/4/2008 4:45:26 AM

"i used a black glove [to] simulate a black girl"

-baonest

1/4/2008 6:11:41 AM

Quote :

"god whore...i fucking emailed those titty pics of you to myself over a YEAR ago...let it go"

1/4/2008 11:01:21 PM

^Had me L.O.L. for a good five minutes the first time he posted that.

1/4/2008 11:25:52 PM

Quote :

"i wish my dog would quit farting while im trying to eat lunch. SRSLY"

-pilgrimshoes

1/6/2008 12:10:57 PM

Quote :

"Fucking a dog won't have weirdness later."

-mrfrog

1/7/2008 12:06:29 AM

haha, i was just thinking about that

1/7/2008 12:07:34 AM

Quote :

"yeah how old are the gay incest people? if its like me and a 2 year old, well the 2 year old wont remember so that wouldnt be as bad...but if its a grown dude i might just fuck a dog cause a dog doesnt really have feelings"

-DnL

1/7/2008 12:08:28 AM

Is that so? If so, I'll say that anal intercourse isn't required. Folks are too focused on specific traditional sex acts.[/i]

Goldenviper

[Edited on January 7, 2008 at 12:09 AM. Reason : aa]

1/7/2008 12:09:21 AM

"I vote white"

-StillFurshia

1/8/2008 4:47:40 PM

"he could bwn my mouth"

-eightysix

1/8/2008 6:26:00 PM

"I hate people"

-miska

1/9/2008 7:02:26 PM

CaelNCSU

Quote :

""Man we were in the middle of this 3-way and this chick just dumped in my face.""

1/11/2008 3:10:30 PM

"trust me, im far more cultured and intelligent than you"

-onenighter

1/14/2008 7:13:52 PM

"people were stupid before the internet"

-Skack

1/15/2008 8:55:10 PM

"squirt shaves her tits"

-sumfoo1

1/16/2008 11:13:41 PM

"my boobs dont make me any prettier"

-kiki

1/17/2008 4:15:48 AM

"god is one of those kinda fags"

-dnl

1/17/2008 4:45:23 AM

Quote :

"not all of them, the vast majority, yes. but you can find one or two out of the bunch. chances arent good, but hell, its like the lottery. you gotta play to win."

-NC86

1/19/2008 2:29:28 AM

"that's why i've singled this one lady out [...] cause i've liked what she's done in the past"

-marko

1/19/2008 7:35:56 AM

Quote :

"Jesus, for example, might not be all that great if we were to get attacked by a hostile nation"

-tromboner950

1/19/2008 12:45:19 PM

Quote :

"I would let everyone currently online shit down my throat for 353 billion dollars. "

Jaybee1200

1/20/2008 12:08:05 PM

this one, just because it made me spit up my coffie, kthx

Quote :

" stale buttwater is gross, especially if she microfarts or something, some of that smell/taste gets captured in the water up there."

joe17669

1/20/2008 12:10:39 PM

"let me taste you plz"

-ReceiveDeath

1/21/2008 2:56:20 AM

negro you must be high

- fykaljpn

1/21/2008 3:02:44 AM

Quote :

"drunknloaded: haha yeah i punch dogs on a daily basis "

1/21/2008 11:15:03 AM

Quote :

"kill all blacks"

-lafta

1/21/2008 3:00:51 PM

why am i being quoted.

1/21/2008 3:05:17 PM

Quote :

"FUCK! I've got "Fergilicious" stuck in my head.... wtf mate?"

-Beardawg61

1/21/2008 3:09:03 PM

Quote :

"i will send you pinkies in the mail"

ZomBcraw

1/21/2008 11:26:13 PM

Quote :

"i [...] fathered a black child in SC"

-dnl


I figured a [...] wold be appropriate for this thread. After all, the news media does it.

[Edited on January 21, 2008 at 11:29 PM. Reason : .]

1/21/2008 11:29:20 PM

Quote :

"i am a fan of watching two girls with the double sided dildo."

NC86

1/22/2008 7:00:11 PM

Quote :

"I am a verb now? sweet"

Vix

1/23/2008 1:16:48 AM

^^ that's not even that much out of context.

1/23/2008 1:17:10 AM

^^lol

1/23/2008 1:17:49 AM

^^ Whatever, it's still memorable.

1/23/2008 1:19:51 AM

but this is the quotes out of context. This aint the memorable shit thread. You wanta change it start your own.

1/23/2008 1:45:06 AM

"i dont know if its gay or not but theres my secret to success"

-jackleg

1/23/2008 7:26:45 AM

Quote :

"Smath74 [....] i've come to terms with the fact that i'm worthless. "

[Edited on January 24, 2008 at 1:26 PM. Reason : e]

1/24/2008 1:26:01 PM

Quote :

"mytwocents I was sore for like 5 days "

1/24/2008 2:16:37 PM

"I did that to my Boy Friend last night"

-JayMCnasty

1/24/2008 3:41:14 PM

Quote :

"this thread almost makes me want to taste my cum so i know what bitches have to go through sometimes"

-DnL

1/24/2008 11:37:53 PM

^ damn! beat me to it!

1/24/2008 11:38:17 PM

hah i knew it was going to be something i said and most likely that particular thing before it loaded

1/24/2008 11:47:32 PM

Quote :

"When I was four, all I talked about for months was about how I was getting a "chocolate barbie man" for christmas."

-shawnac123

1/25/2008 8:28:11 PM

It's nice to know that some people on here idolize me.

1/25/2008 8:31:26 PM

Stop post stalking me.

1/25/2008 8:32:15 PM

Quote :

"It was a tradition for my mom's side of the family to go to my great aunt's beach house and rent dirty dancing."

-punchmonk

1/25/2008 11:13:32 PM

Quote :

"drunknloaded [...] and i have a mediocre cock "

1/26/2008 12:45:52 PM