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1/27/2008 10:38:54 PM

Plum!

1/27/2008 10:39:03 PM

^^limbs for the rest of us

[Edited on January 27, 2008 at 10:39 PM. Reason : ]

1/27/2008 10:39:13 PM

YOU KNOW WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!

Quote :

"Plum!"

I LOL'd.

[Edited on January 27, 2008 at 10:40 PM. Reason : Morty]

1/27/2008 10:39:41 PM

for i have seen the nipple on your soul!

1/27/2008 10:40:24 PM

You are a lover boy! You are a lover boy!

1/27/2008 10:41:05 PM

another babka?

1/27/2008 10:42:30 PM

The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying send back soup in a deli.

1/27/2008 10:42:33 PM

Call an ambulance!

We're already in a hospital.

1/27/2008 10:42:41 PM

It's not, "Top of the muffin. . . TO YOU!"

1/27/2008 10:43:13 PM

I don't eat that gooey crap!

[Edited on January 27, 2008 at 10:45 PM. Reason : typo]

1/27/2008 10:43:41 PM

i like mine with an angioplasty!

1/27/2008 10:44:38 PM

In addition to being a postmaster, I'm also a general. And we both know that the job of a general is to by God get things done! Diabeetus!

1/27/2008 10:44:58 PM

eat hickory!

1/27/2008 10:45:59 PM

No steam!

1/27/2008 10:46:36 PM

you know...on second thought....put me down for a tuck

1/27/2008 10:47:11 PM

Now what in the holy hell?! Sausages?! Is this your diet?!

1/27/2008 10:48:40 PM

cmaaaahn take the pen

1/27/2008 10:49:25 PM

Mail on Sunday?

Oops!

1/27/2008 10:50:19 PM

Well, what kind of woman drinks a whole box of wine?

1/27/2008 10:55:26 PM

Poison Control...thats even better than #1!

1/28/2008 5:15:07 PM

Are these free? . . . Mmm. . . Machu Picchu!

1/28/2008 10:32:52 PM

Eh, what the hell do I know about cooking a shirt?

1/28/2008 10:34:03 PM

Richard Moe Nixon

1/28/2008 10:35:15 PM

So I get down there, and right away I can see that the drain is clogged...I mean, its obvious!

1/28/2008 10:37:04 PM

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"She needed help. There was beer."

That pretty much sums it up.

1/28/2008 10:37:12 PM

The pig says, "My wife is a slut"?

1/28/2008 10:38:29 PM

You know recently, I've been buying the generic brand of wax beans...I take the label off, I can hardly tell the difference.

1/28/2008 10:38:30 PM

I prepared them as I bathed.

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 11:04 PM. Reason : ]

1/28/2008 11:03:37 PM

Once, twice, three times a lady!

1/28/2008 11:09:24 PM

In my mind, there's a war still going on.

1/28/2008 11:10:34 PM

They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.

That's perverse!

1/28/2008 11:13:52 PM

As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way

1/28/2008 11:20:32 PM

Ya know..

I can hear you ... on the other line...

1/28/2008 11:46:18 PM

What about you and Vegetable Lasagna over there?

1/28/2008 11:49:13 PM

unsurprisingly he went to ASU.

I swear....their football team has spawned some of the most fucked up people ever in the last 10 or so years. A murderer, a few rapists, an oral lamb castrater. awesome

1/28/2008 11:50:54 PM

We don't even know what an undercoating is

1/28/2008 11:51:27 PM

when the hell in this thread did this turn into a Seinfeld thread? Cause I want in, but I need to see where we've been so I know where we're going

1/28/2008 11:54:09 PM

ahh ok he's doing the "Stare-ahead"

1/28/2008 11:56:05 PM

They have a display case at the end of the aisle.

1/28/2008 11:57:54 PM

Imagine...her taking credit for your salad

1/29/2008 12:01:53 AM

Hey, fake Peterman, let me off!

1/29/2008 12:58:01 AM

they just WRITE it off...

1/29/2008 6:02:12 AM

i'm gonna pad...that is disturbing

1/29/2008 7:57:59 AM

Whooooowwooooooo that feeels gooood...

1/29/2008 5:23:53 PM

wow... white people

1/29/2008 5:35:23 PM

The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.
Wow.
You're Batman.
Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
You kept making all the stops?
Well, people kept ringing the bell!

1/29/2008 6:21:45 PM

MY BIG BLUE WRECKING CREW! GIANTS WILL BE VICTORIOUS


note: these are carl's opinions and not my own, we all know the patriots are going to win.

1/29/2008 6:31:27 PM

get that shit out of here

1/29/2008 6:32:13 PM

I'm pretty sure elaine's bossman is the voice of the announcer on scooby doo on cartoon network right now

he's the mayor


Gotta be J. Peterman

[Edited on January 29, 2008 at 6:47 PM. Reason : .]

1/29/2008 6:33:03 PM