drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
I put the dog in the freezer. im sooo drunk! 2/28/2008 2:12:33 AM |
JSnail All American 4844 Posts user info edit post |
Green Jay and Puppy, thank you!!! 2/28/2008 6:37:30 AM |
puppy All American 8888 Posts user info edit post |
^
^^ thanks for proving further that you should never, ever have kids. 2/28/2008 12:02:54 PM |
AKSnoopy All American 833 Posts user info edit post |
If you ever have kids, I hope you NEVER drink around them. 2/28/2008 12:09:49 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
wtf i cant see myself typing that bloggerishly if i were that drunk.....all i know is i am not drinking again to june at earliest....i dont think i woulda used the period and ! in a post if i were that drunk
[Edited on February 29, 2008 at 1:54 AM. Reason : .] 2/29/2008 1:54:26 AM |
AKSnoopy All American 833 Posts user info edit post |
lol, until june? That's a long time to not drink. 2/29/2008 3:23:05 AM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
she got her training leash off and now has a regular collar/leash! the old one like kinda was almost more of a dog diaper than anything...it like had one strap that went behind the front legs in addition to the part around the neck 2/29/2008 6:02:10 PM |
Lutra All American 12588 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "They will naturally resist pissing or shitting where they eat/sleep." |
Tell that to someone who works in a kennel.
Also, good luck with the barking, my family's poodle barked incessantly till the day he died, nothing EVER worked to stop it.3/1/2008 2:33:12 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
we got her some goat milk today for her bones 3/1/2008 11:24:32 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
so anyways...mommy has been out of town since saturday....omg her behavior has dramatically improved....she hasnt used the bathroom inside except for when i put her in mommys room at night...woke up today and she even dookied on her puppy pad(usually goes right next to it for some reason)....anyways....she likes goat milk.....her dinner is now a treat thats cut into like 15 pieces, a cup of some healthy ass organic type dog food, and a half a cup of goat milk...she hardly barked by herself in mommys room last night either
[Edited on March 3, 2008 at 12:35 PM. Reason : oh and i walk her like a mile a day now and play with her..she likes fighting a teddy bear]
[Edited on March 3, 2008 at 12:36 PM. Reason : oh and masking tape works as a muzzle for 10 minutes, then her saliva makes it come off] 3/3/2008 12:34:40 PM |
Thecycle23 All American 5913 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha there's no way you actually tape your dog's mouth shut. 3/3/2008 12:42:23 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
You underestimate DNL 3/3/2008 1:05:26 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
it was just an experiement...it ended up working, but only for 10 minutes 3/3/2008 1:08:04 PM |
AKSnoopy All American 833 Posts user info edit post |
^I'm glad.. that's terrible 3/3/2008 3:20:15 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
not really...she didnt even bark much after i put it on...lol...anyways....i'm gonna try to walk her daily now....she wouldnt eat her food earlier so i walked her and then she made sure to eat when i offered it to her
[Edited on March 3, 2008 at 3:28 PM. Reason : she is knocked out now...sleeping like a baby] 3/3/2008 3:28:13 PM |
Thecycle23 All American 5913 Posts user info edit post |
haha...no you're right. It's not terrible to tape an animal's mouth shut.
3/3/2008 4:05:48 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
so in the past 2 days we have successfully played fetch 3 times 3/3/2008 11:21:01 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Tell that to someone who works in a kennel." |
i worked in a vet/kennel/training house for 6 years (14-20)...they only poop (for the vast majority) if there's enough room to get away from it...the goal is to put the dog in the perfect-sized crate at night or during the day - all they need is enough room to stand up, and just turn around...i can almost guarantee you (almost because they're living things and they don't always follow the "rules") that he/she won't make a mess in the crate3/4/2008 4:29:38 PM |
ncsuboy911 Suspended 240 Posts user info edit post |
What would you say about a stubborn ass dog that shits everywhere everytime you put him in a crate.. does fine outside and is being pretty decent about potty training otherwise 3/4/2008 4:31:32 PM |
seachel Veteran 244 Posts user info edit post |
well if he's already house-trained...i'd recommend to quit putting him in the crate. 3/4/2008 5:59:41 PM |
ncsuboy911 Suspended 240 Posts user info edit post |
Well the whole point is he isnt house trained completely yet and does especially bad when we leave him home alone...I mean he'll poop 5 mins before we leave, put him in crate, come back in 10 mins and he's crapped everywhere--everytime.
I could understand if I was leaving him in there for like all day or something 3/4/2008 6:02:36 PM |
sleepyhead All American 820 Posts user info edit post |
sebastian has been a devil over the last two days when i've been to work. yesterday i came home to find my bedsheet in tatters and today he's pulled the bed all across the room, slid the mattresses off and chewed through a bit of the boxspring what amazed me is the bed and frame are reasonably heavy...but he's moved them around easily.
i'm going to put him in his crate from tomorrow...any thoughts? i've found that once he gets used to a room, he really goes to work tearing it apart. did that in the living room and now the bedroom. i suppose i'm going to count down the days to when he chews through the crate!
[Edited on March 4, 2008 at 7:25 PM. Reason : ]
[Edited on March 4, 2008 at 7:25 PM. Reason : da dum] 3/4/2008 7:23:55 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
i hope you punished him for doing that and put him in his crate 3/5/2008 11:45:04 PM |
Thecycle23 All American 5913 Posts user info edit post |
What part of "punishing them (hours) after the fact does no good because they don't know what they've done wrong" don't you understand?
Also, you're not supposed to punish dogs by shoving them in their crates. 3/6/2008 8:53:17 AM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
*carl face* 3/6/2008 8:56:19 AM |
Thecycle23 All American 5913 Posts user info edit post |
haha...tell me about it.
That's how I feel. 3/6/2008 8:57:02 AM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
seriously though...that one dumbass that had his apt ripped through shoulda had the dog in a crate...wouldnt have happened then 3/6/2008 8:58:58 AM |
Thecycle23 All American 5913 Posts user info edit post |
That's true. Keeping a dog that's not ready to be out of the crate IN the crate is the way to go.
I kept my dog in a crate while I wasn't home for a good year or so.
Now, she doesn't tear things up, and she can hang out in my apt while I'm gone for 9-10 hours a day at work.
But that's different than punishing a dog by putting it in a crate. THAT'S what's bad. Not the crate itself.
[Edited on March 6, 2008 at 9:02 AM. Reason : be] 3/6/2008 9:01:50 AM |
seachel Veteran 244 Posts user info edit post |
It kind of sounds like your dog has separation anxiety especially in your case sleepyhead. Talk to your vet, they may have some supplements, or medicine related treatments you could take advantage of. Also, it wouldn't be a bad idea to consult with a trainer or behavoirist. I've heard a lot of good things about Teamworks. http://www.dogtrainingraleighnc.net/specialty_classes.htm 3/6/2008 10:39:38 AM |
sleepyhead All American 820 Posts user info edit post |
he follows me everywhere when i'm at home so i guess that's a possibility seachel. i put him in the crate while i was at work the last couple of days...it wasn't to punish him; i just needed to prevent further damage to my property
[Edited on March 6, 2008 at 6:12 PM. Reason : ] 3/6/2008 6:11:12 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
mine just drank a half cup of goat milk after she took a pee outside...i put her in the crate....aint letting her out til at least 8...shes got to learn to hold it...2 hours is not that long 3/6/2008 6:16:58 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
shes been chewing on this roll of masking tape right? well she just freaking figured out how to unwind the tape...she just ripped off a 6 inch piece of tape.....wtf they dont even have opposable thumbs 3/7/2008 7:31:28 PM |
AKSnoopy All American 833 Posts user info edit post |
she can get her paw inside the cardboard part and as long as her teeth get a grip on the tape it's easy. 3/8/2008 12:49:36 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
put it this way...if i were to unwind it like she did...i woulda had to look for the tear and peel it away 3/8/2008 2:16:52 PM |
AKSnoopy All American 833 Posts user info edit post |
I bet she likes her mommy more than you, DNL. 3/13/2008 9:11:52 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
shes better behaved when mommy is gone lol 3/13/2008 9:26:07 PM |
AKSnoopy All American 833 Posts user info edit post |
cause 1) she' scared outta her mind and 2) has her mouth taped shut 3/13/2008 9:29:53 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
she takes advantage of mommy 3/13/2008 9:30:38 PM |
AKSnoopy All American 833 Posts user info edit post |
she respects mommy for not doing that crap to her 3/13/2008 9:32:39 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
mommy hardly even feeds her anymore 3/13/2008 9:34:28 PM |
AKSnoopy All American 833 Posts user info edit post |
she knows where the food is 3/13/2008 9:35:32 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
cause joshy feeds her 3/13/2008 9:36:05 PM |
AKSnoopy All American 833 Posts user info edit post |
she still loves mommy more 3/13/2008 9:39:08 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
mommy doesnt punish the puppy enough....she makes joshy do all the punishing 3/13/2008 9:40:35 PM |
AKSnoopy All American 833 Posts user info edit post |
maybe mommy does punish her, just not as cruely 3/13/2008 9:42:49 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
its ok, you are a woman 3/13/2008 9:43:33 PM |
AKSnoopy All American 833 Posts user info edit post |
Back on topic.. sorta. I found this program for low-income families (if you make under $13,00 for 1 person home you qualify). It's called the $20 fix. You send in an application for this and if you're approved, they mail you a voucher for a spay/neuter for each pet you have and it will only cost you $20 for the procedure. You can also donate to them by registering your MVP card: https://www.foodlion.com/IntheCommunity/ShopandShare/secure/RegisterMVPCards.asp by selecting AnimalKind. More info on the $20 Fix at http://www.animalkind.org/fix.html. 3/18/2008 4:11:36 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
i think she has to shit...gonna make her wait til 9 3/20/2008 5:50:52 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
sure would be nice if the dogs owner was home 3/26/2008 2:45:19 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
got a hypothetical...if a dog is in a cage so long because of the owner will that dog get so thirsty that it will drink its piss therefore causing it to vomit? what about eating its shit if its been in the cage a long time? 4/7/2008 1:24:15 PM |