what ironic, is that there is this very nice chick that works at cookout, and if i could sneak her out of there and take her to the dentist and the salon no one would ever know where she can from! so be nice most of all, and someone will take you!

3/20/2008 1:23:18 PM

Because waxing is the only way to get rid of hair ...

3/20/2008 1:24:01 PM

Quote :

"SHIT EATING GRIN!"

3/20/2008 1:24:16 PM

u love it

3/20/2008 1:24:45 PM

Quote :

"while i appreciate not wanting to shave for discomfort reason, i am not opposed to waxing at all lemme clarify the question better: how do strippers for instance keep their coug at bay night after night without infection - theirs usually smell decidedly 'not like pussy'. -not baby oil smell, either- think, pina colada or wild cherry "

yea strippers bring up a lot of questions, does the manager like keep track of all their menstrual cycles to determine who gets the week off? I don't even want to think what would happen if someone made a mistake...



[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 1:50 PM. Reason : k]

3/20/2008 1:37:46 PM

what about the dormitory effect - does he factor that in as well?

3/20/2008 1:38:40 PM

Quote :

"no you haven't furshia"

incorrect

3/20/2008 4:08:36 PM

Why on earth would you bump this cesspool of a thread?

3/20/2008 4:09:44 PM

CEESPOOL

[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 4:10 PM. Reason : that is why]

3/20/2008 4:10:51 PM

It was clearly just a typo.

3/20/2008 4:14:20 PM

Waxing is just too damn expensive.

Otherwise I'm all for it.

3/20/2008 4:15:31 PM

^^ I am well aware.

plz 2 take joke

3/20/2008 4:17:14 PM

Excuse me for not expecting a joke from the most overly serious person on tww (pretend that jackleg doesn't exist)

3/20/2008 4:19:30 PM

hahahaha, you're ridiculous to think I take any of this seriously

[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 4:21 PM. Reason : I've made multiple parody threads BUT I AM SO SERIOUS]

3/20/2008 4:20:25 PM

Quote :

"yea strippers bring up a lot of questions, does the manager like keep track of all their menstrual cycles to determine who gets the week off? I don't even want to think what would happen if someone made a mistake..."

they use tampons and cut the string short so it doesn't show

3/20/2008 4:20:33 PM

liar.

i've never seen you squirt.

3/20/2008 4:31:19 PM

I don't know why I'd have to show you for that to be true.

3/20/2008 4:34:49 PM

pissing/=squirting

3/20/2008 4:35:42 PM

long story.

3/20/2008 4:36:21 PM

Quote :

"do you like to shave (vag, legs, pits, etc.,) or do you shave because [most] guys demand it? also, do you prefer guys who shave their junk?"

i shave/trim because it feels really weird not to now. bleh

and yes, I prefer them to atleast trim things up

Quote :

"what do you girls do besides that method to keep your junk smelling so fresh and so clean clean, besides showering?"

showering should be enough

3/20/2008 5:58:34 PM

Are you all scared walking alone at night after dark? Honestly.

3/20/2008 6:00:32 PM

im much more cautious/aware of my surroundings - but it really depends on where it is

3/20/2008 6:02:44 PM

Quote :

"they use tampons and cut the string short so it doesn't show "

not all nude though...I hope

3/20/2008 7:46:10 PM

FWIW a stripper that was giving me a lapdance had the string start hanging out from grinding. She saw me look at it and then said her period was pretty much over so I didn't need to worry about it.

3/20/2008 7:48:01 PM

What is the percentage of women naked in the girls locker room in Carmichael gym and what is the median rating on a scale of 1 to 10?

3/20/2008 7:49:40 PM

Quote :

"what do you girls do besides that method to keep your junk smelling so fresh and so clean clean"

Chics who eat healthier diets generally taste and smell better.

[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 7:50 PM. Reason : Fucking grammar]

3/20/2008 7:50:39 PM

leave it to TWW to make this thread as skeezy as fucking possible. Seedless, you know I love you man but I blame you for this.


I will try to turn this thread around.


GIRLS: Four amazing guys are in a band. They are all sexy, fit, masculine, fun, and incredibly talented at their respective instruments. Who do you try to pick up after the show, the drummer, bassist, guitarist, or singer?

[Edited on March 21, 2008 at 12:04 AM. Reason : question in bold]

3/20/2008 11:42:27 PM

I always lust after the bassist

[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 11:46 PM. Reason : .]

3/20/2008 11:45:42 PM

and why's that?

3/20/2008 11:48:55 PM

i heard vix likes face rape.....all allegations of course

3/20/2008 11:48:56 PM

Quote :

"and why's that?"

There are maybe 5 people I've had it bad for since I turned 14. Two of them played the bass and another one had a dad that did.

Probably cause they're mysterious and don't need tons of outside attention to feel good about themselves? I don't know if that's common to all bassists though.

3/20/2008 11:53:03 PM

Quote :

"What is the percentage of women naked in the girls locker room in Carmichael gym and what is the median rating on a scale of 1 to 10?"

very few i hear

and those always pimply chinese divers

3/20/2008 11:55:36 PM

^^I don't disagree, I'm just curious. Who would be next?

[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 11:56 PM. Reason : since you're the only girl responding to this question ]

3/20/2008 11:55:56 PM

I'd pick the singer

[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 11:58 PM. Reason : i'd say singer>guitarist>bassist>drummer]

3/20/2008 11:57:00 PM

bassist > drummer > guitarist > singer

3/20/2008 11:57:37 PM

face,tits,ass > tits,ass > face,ass > face,tits > ass > tits

3/21/2008 12:00:50 AM

on a related note (last question still open), who are you more carnally attracted to? not saying what style of music you like better, but what guys do you LUST after more?

hardcore? punk? "indie?" emo? metal? hip-hop? rock? dj/house? ____?



^ I'm a face,tits,ass > face,ass > face,tits > tits,ass > ass > tits guy



[Edited on March 21, 2008 at 12:05 AM. Reason : MODS, any way you can delete the 2nd and 3rd pages of this thread?]

3/21/2008 12:01:26 AM

I'm a face, tits

I guess

[Edited on March 21, 2008 at 12:01 AM. Reason : I'm into the grown up version of skater boys, apparently]

3/21/2008 12:01:33 AM

I'm way more attracted to personality than the types of guys you described

But tight black t-shirts, dark wash kinda tight jeans, track jackets, and sambas are HOT on most guys.

3/21/2008 12:11:56 AM

well of course. I'm assuming you'd go for a drummer that's an awesome guy over an asshole bassist.

I'm just asking, when you picture your perfect passionate musician lustfuck, he's playing bass and in what kind of band?

3/21/2008 12:18:58 AM

why dont girls like sports?

or has that been covered

3/21/2008 12:22:26 AM

that's like asking why guys don't like avril lavigne

3/21/2008 12:26:41 AM

um I'd totally fuck the shit out of avril

3/21/2008 12:30:55 AM

indeed

3/21/2008 12:32:28 AM

but would you buy her albums

3/21/2008 12:35:37 AM

if she was like "buy my albums and you can fuck my mouth"

then yes

3/21/2008 12:38:55 AM

Quote :

"in what kind of band? "

metal or alternative rock

3/21/2008 12:50:25 AM

if she was like "buy my albums and you can fuck my mouth"

then yes

3/21/2008 12:51:12 AM

btttttt

3/21/2008 1:22:49 AM

the drummer

punk

3/21/2008 5:56:37 AM