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7/28/2008 12:34:45 PM

Since I'm at a job that allows plenty of internet time, I reluctantly decided to check out TheWolfWeb again, and much to my dismay, it's become worse than it was when I decided to leave.


I'm a little bit older, perhaps a little bit wiser now.


Here are a few things I've noticed from lurking for the past few weeks:

The garage isn't like a gang, it's like a low income housing project within an already rundown neighborhood. How did some of you even make it out of high school?

Stop complaining to the Moderators about the function of this site. Obviously the annoyance is not enough to make you leave, and by even threatening to do so, you're just showing how truly sad you are as a person.

At the same time, nael, how hard would it be to let everyone know that you're working on this site? If you're not and simply letting it die a slow death, why did you buy it? I recommend an investment course for you.


chembob, you really need to get out more. The whole "I'm old-fashioned" gimmick doesn't work when you PM every girl that ever joins this site. If you use new technology to stalk women, you aren't old fashioned.

pilgrimshoes and LivinProof78, will you two just fuck already and get over it? Oh, and Proof, stop giving advice to these children. The last thing we need in this world are more 30 year old borderline alcoholic women who live in the past and lead college boys on.

Amsterdam718, you're not impressive. BobbyDigital has a family, a great job, and a great life. Yet, you're the one who talks about your fantastic "coke and whores" lifestyle, as if we should envy you? Get a clue. We're not laughing with you, b.

XSMP, same advice I gave Maverick all those years ago... this is just a website.

Jaybee1200, you never went to State, and yet you feel the need to make your presence known? I know this has been covered before, but it needs to be reiterated.

drunknloaded, stop, ok? Just stop. If you haven't had play from this place yet, it's not going to happen anytime soon. The girls seem twice as desperate as they were in my day, and you're still striking out.

vinylbandit, you'd be cool if you didn't like everything that nobody has discovered yet.

[user]stillfuschia[/user], how do you sleep knowing that someone somewhere might be slightly wrong about something?

BrookeRuff, everyone's got problems. Perhaps if you lived for you instead of bouncing from guy to guy, you'd be happy for once?

ambrosia1231, it's not that you're ogrish or even eccentric, it's the weird dominatrix stuff that scares people. Secure, normal, everyday people don't need whips and chains for pleasure, they can get by on companionship alone. Perhaps you should try that.

AxlBonBach, you've been around too long to still be so pathetic. Isn't law school supposed to be difficult? You're either a genius or a liar, because you spend way too much time on here to do anything remotely productive in life.

Kiwi, seek help. Try not fucking every guy you've met since that Jewish guy broke your heart. Slutiness does not a mended heart make.

TreeTwista10, didn't you used to be a laid back stoner? Are you a new man, or just a hypocrite?

blasphemour, you're angry and want to fight about it. We get it. Meet me on the playground during recess if your loins are burning for a battle that badly.

JoeSchmoe, you're not changing anyone's mind about anything. We liberals are ashamed to have people like you try to speak on our behalves.

Joie, stop feeding the monster. Nobody cares about your latest relationship, that odd looking little baby, or what you think is cool. They just want to see you naked and are willing to put up with your crap until that day comes. How does it feel to be nothing more than a piece of meat?










And, for the record, because it's bound to come up...


No, I don't care that you don't think this is as good as my first post. At least it's better than my second.


Yes, I'm fully aware that "quitting" and "coming back" to a website is lame, but let's face it: this place sucks, and most of you would be better people if you did "quit" this place and dealt with your social anxiety in more constructive ways.


Finally, no, I'm not an alias. My mother named me Gill. That's my only name!



GOOD RIDDANCE.

7/28/2008 1:56:37 PM

i do what i can bethaleigh !!

i think it's funny.
really fucking funny.

and a lot of it is true.
although my call out is a little outdated since i have a lot of genuine friends on here.
actually it's a lot outdated.

but i think its funny that he knows so freaking much about this site... more than i do even...and calls everyone out.
that takes time.
and a lot of lurking.
a lot.
genius.

i bet he doesnt do very well socially if he has to vent this on a message board full of people he doesnt know. (seriously, im not being mean. at all)

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 2:03 PM. Reason : nbfgngvhn]

7/28/2008 2:02:26 PM

7/28/2008 2:04:47 PM

haayyyyy bill!
omg youre coming this weekend!

just remembered.

7/28/2008 2:05:51 PM

I expect to be called out the next time you update us with this nonsense. Not that I've done anything great to be on such a wonderful list, but my life will not be complete until I am.

7/28/2008 2:06:32 PM

send him a pm.

lawlz

7/28/2008 2:07:35 PM

hahaha yeah... big blue ram wants to beat me up @ ruckus though hahahha ohh well..

7/28/2008 2:08:17 PM

you know, this is aggravating me somewhat.

Quote :

"JoeSchmoe, you're not changing anyone's mind about anything. We liberals are ashamed to have people like you try to speak on our behalves."

because I'm ashamed people like him aren't trying to speak more like people like me on behalf of liberal causes.



not to mention the fact that he said "behalves" ... that just shows he's not well-read or well-spoken enough to be a true liberal.

7/28/2008 2:51:15 PM

^haha you were one of the people he "called out" that i didnt know.



[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 3:00 PM. Reason : hkjhkjh]

7/28/2008 3:00:01 PM

^ bwn?

7/28/2008 4:47:02 PM

lol

7/28/2008 5:39:54 PM

Joie you got called the FUCK out son

7/28/2008 6:10:14 PM

gay

7/28/2008 7:06:11 PM

7/28/2008 10:14:35 PM

I still think its an

8/22/2008 4:29:36 PM

bttt please

[Edited on November 11, 2008 at 9:26 PM. Reason : cant let it hit that 3 month mark]

11/11/2008 9:25:46 PM

nicely done.

11/11/2008 9:53:00 PM

what a fag.

11/17/2008 11:56:58 AM

fuck you. anybody that makes nothing but epic posts is no fag.

but fuck KG too. i'm certainly odd enough to have made it into at least one of his posts. i'd say my feelings were hurt but they really are so i don't want you guys to know about it

11/17/2008 12:19:49 PM

this is both hilariously funny and deplorably pathetic in many ways

11/17/2008 12:22:24 PM

either someone dropped a bottle of flavored syrup nearby or i need to go get myself checked out

11/17/2008 3:40:29 PM

Quote :

"82 and KevinStevens, how are you back when you never leave?"

11/20/2008 3:39:29 PM

11/20/2008 3:54:21 PM

you still skydiving? how's the band?

11/20/2008 4:02:29 PM

^^^

[Edited on November 20, 2008 at 4:20 PM. Reason : 4swnza]

11/20/2008 4:17:34 PM

I wish to be called out in an extensive rant on an internet forum (preferably T-dub) in my lifetime.

11/20/2008 5:43:39 PM

^ you mean you want to have some anonymous person you've never seen before,
out of the blue let loose with a tirade about a group of people and include a bit about
how you, personally, suck for one or more specific reasons that they obviously care
enough about lay out?

yeah... well, let me tell you, it does feel pretty fucking righteous

It's like i can die easy, now.







[Edited on November 20, 2008 at 6:50 PM. Reason : ]

11/20/2008 6:46:51 PM

someday, i will make these lists.

11/21/2008 4:48:54 PM

^^yup

11/25/2008 1:54:21 PM

haha does this thread remind anyone else of the simpsons episode where flanders finally loses it?

anyone got a link to that

12/1/2008 9:00:31 PM

lol

12/8/2008 12:30:28 PM

I remember when this thread died and qntmfred saved it.

12/8/2008 1:03:17 PM

you sure do

3/1/2010 8:53:53 PM

ehehhehe this thread makes me laff

is it sad im almost proud to be mentioned on this list?
almost being a key word here

3/2/2010 3:30:13 PM

^Stop feeding the monster. Nobody cares about your latest relationship, that odd looking little baby, or what you think is cool. They just want to see you naked and are willing to put up with your crap until that day comes. How does it feel to be nothing more than a piece of meat?

3/2/2010 3:38:52 PM

When is that day, btw?

4/30/2010 10:41:33 PM

<------------still proud

[Edited on May 1, 2010 at 8:21 AM. Reason : bcfv]

5/1/2010 8:21:08 AM

lol, guess i spit a lot of e-game back in the day.

9/23/2010 11:54:10 AM

people know this was AxlBonBach right?

9/23/2010 12:03:21 PM

why is this on "My Topics" ?

what is this thread about ?

do i really have to go back to Page 1 and read it all over again?

9/25/2010 1:02:53 AM

This thread is about awesome.
Because it is the most awesome thread.

9/25/2010 4:00:26 AM

3/19/2011 2:03:18 AM

damn i thought KG made another thread that hit 4 pages in one night...

Im' AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

3/19/2011 2:54:36 AM

I just noticed drunknloaded has more posts than jackleg, when did that happen?!

3/20/2011 7:30:44 PM

drunknloaded only has 147487, while Jackleg has 170087.

3/20/2011 7:54:27 PM

i was about to say, there's no way dnl is above $leg

3/20/2011 8:03:34 PM

oops

[Edited on March 20, 2011 at 8:14 PM. Reason : numbers hurt my head]

3/20/2011 8:04:52 PM

I love the kitty with thread photo. And I want more threads like this. :-d

3/20/2011 11:47:29 PM

courtesy bump

2/19/2012 2:44:29 PM