On the subject of mexican shit, if you ever find a 10-gallon drum under your house that is sealed tight, DO NOT OPEN IT.

7/7/2008 11:46:17 PM

GF's roomate wrote a nasty note telling her she used way too much TP and wasn't contributing enough to the communal TP supply. From then on they both had to have their own and the roomate took hers with her and kept it in her room when she finished.

7/8/2008 2:52:25 AM

Haha, my last roommate came up to me once and asked me to stop using all his TP, then I went into my bathroom and proceeded to show off my stash of TP that was lasting me just fine. He had like a 16 pack of scott tissue paper that was down to 11 rolls or something just a few weeks after he bought it and thought I was some sort of shit monster.

His GF had moved in shortly before, so instead of making accusations I just brought a simple end to the issue. I suppose, at this point, he realized how crazy women are.

How the fuck do you go through that much TP, I mean it's like five times the amount I use.

I left my roommate a passive note (not so much aggressive) that more or less said "you turned the thermostat down too much and now jack frost is living on our air filter". It froze up in part because the AC unit outside was dying, slowly, but it WAS working up to the point where he tried to drop it from 78 to 74 in here.

I also left a bunch of passive notes in the parking lot when I first moved in simply asking people not to park in my spot and that, while I didn't want to tow them, I would if they parked in my spot again and this was just a courtesy notice.

Oh yeah, the janitors left a note a couple of times on the door to the men's room in Owen when I was living there. People in there were nasty as fuck. The bathroom itself was a complete shithole too, though. The notes that were left were more on the aggressive side than the passive side, mostly "quit making a mess out of this place or we'll let you all clean it up yourselves". I can't blame them though, that shit got completely crazy. I mean, underwear would just randomly accumulate in the place (soaked-ass underwear, sitting in random places (sometimes just mens, sometimes womens, sometimes both)). Sometimes people pissed improperly. People shit on the seats...

[Edited on July 8, 2008 at 3:27 AM. Reason : ]

7/8/2008 3:25:28 AM

when I was moving in I was temporarily parked in someone elses assigned spot and someone wrote "Why are you parked here?" in black marker and put it under my wiper. Pff, as if I can answer them when they don't even stick around to claim the note, people are so stupid

7/8/2008 3:26:21 AM

Oh yeah, if you've ever worked in an office that's run by a female office manager, chances are you'll have found a note somewhere while working there. Holy hell if it didn't get excessive sometimes.

Leaving up notes on the copier to tell people to change the reams, notes above office supplies saying "BRING IT BACK RAWR RAWR", notes on staplers that say "RETURN ME", etc. The offices that had characteristics like this were usually excessively cheap on supplies, or spent their money in retarded ways. Why did we have to have little boxes of 6 nice pens instead of big bulk boxes of $.05 cent bic stic pens that would work for what we were looking for?

The other interesting thing about these situations was that, when reading a sign, if the office manager/secretary saw you doing it sometimes there'd be a confrontation and you'd get told to follow the sign. "Remember if you need to borrow something YOU HAVE TO BRING IT BACK BECAUSE I'M NOT BUYING ANY MORE STAPLERS FOR THIS OFFICE!"

Eh... OK I'm going to bed now.

7/8/2008 3:36:28 AM

in falcon ridge people used to park in our spots ALL the freaking time. so i'd leave notes on their car. sometimes we'd check the townhouses nextdoor to see if they were guests or something, and they never were so who the hell knows where these people were. but i think it was nice to leave notes instead of just calling the towtruck company. but after a few cars became repeat offenders, the notes got meaner until finally i just said "fuck you i'm calling the towing company RIGHT NOW" time stamped it and left it under their wiper. i don't think they got back in time to save their vehicle.

7/8/2008 11:47:26 AM

thats more kind>assertive than anything.

7/8/2008 11:48:48 AM

in the restroom in the client's building i'm at currently at in nyc - hopefully the guy got the message before this week when i got here



you have to have an employee badge to gain access - so it has to be someone that works in the building from the 2nd - 12th floor

7/10/2008 8:50:21 AM