dude for real i guess you got to get body language tips or something? trust me dude

haha:

aksnoopylvr (12:32:37 PM): ouch you were just compared to guy from office space
DrMarshmellow69 (12:33:35 PM): lol that dude is just jealous i got a pretty hot broad that i can say shit like that to and prolly get up with

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 12:34 PM. Reason : lol]

7/16/2008 12:32:01 PM

you should print out this thread and give it to her

7/16/2008 12:43:44 PM

lol no sir...she doesnt know too many folks in raleigh so i'm using that to my advantage lol

7/16/2008 12:45:03 PM

dr. marshmellow



what kind of doctor are you exactly

7/16/2008 12:45:07 PM

haha, i'm green with envy

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 12:46 PM. Reason : ^ up 3 or 4]

7/16/2008 12:45:53 PM

you left off the 69 part....

hes obviously earned a doctorate in the fine art of 69ing a broad

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 12:46 PM. Reason : ed]

7/16/2008 12:46:22 PM

aksnoopylvr (12:40:52 PM): aw how sweet
aksnoopylvr (12:40:58 PM): dnl wants a steady
DrMarshmellow69 (12:44:00 PM): yeah i dont think u are getting this...like she is super religious, never had a serious relationship, probably a virgin, doesnt drink, etc etc etc
DrMarshmellow69 (12:44:09 PM): yeah i def want a steady
DrMarshmellow69 (12:44:16 PM): but i dont think this girl would give it up anytime soon
aksnoopylvr (12:45:07 PM): i guess if what you want is a gf then dont pressure her
aksnoopylvr (12:45:22 PM): i mean considering how long you ve gone w/o any you probably can wait a lil longer
DrMarshmellow69 (12:51:06 PM): exactly
DrMarshmellow69 (12:51:10 PM): thats why i dont fuck random broads
DrMarshmellow69 (12:51:21 PM): i mean whats another couple months if its with a chick i like

7/16/2008 12:51:38 PM

Quote :

"i doubt any wolfweb chick that goes with me would feel comfortable near me if they were drunk and i were sober "

LMAO

7/16/2008 6:10:38 PM

this thread is a CALAMITY

i can't wait for the after action report

7/16/2008 6:22:55 PM

^^because women are fucking whores and would probably want to bwn if they got drunk near me...especially after seeing how charming i am around important people

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 6:45 PM. Reason : for the most part...also, i dont think i'm going because like half the office isnt even going]

7/16/2008 6:25:19 PM

so did you get a reply?

7/17/2008 1:27:30 AM

i'm pretty sure i posted on this page how i wasnt going


like half the office isnt even going...the average age would be like 40...and thats with me pulling it down

7/17/2008 1:29:10 AM

maybe you could pull some coug

7/17/2008 1:44:05 AM