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4/1/2010 5:21:38 PM

THIS HASH IS: R*n #863 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers
What's the Word: Hashy Beer ResurErection Hash
When: Sunday, April 4th- Meet 3:00 pack off 3:30pm
Where: Off Hwy 64, just west of Jordan Lake
Hare(s): Bend Over for Rover, Eat My Twat, and a possible mystery bunny
D-erections: Take highway 64 West from Raleigh/Cary. Go about 2.4 miles after crossing over Jordan Lake and turn right on Henry Webster Rd, and take the immediate right onto Henry Webster Rd (yes, again). Go to the end of the road and turn left onto Henrys Ridge Rd. Turn right on the first gravel drive you come to and go to the end of the cul-de-sac and park. Look for your hares in the bunny suits. Make sure to park on the gravel and not on the dirt shoulder, as there will be a fee for any towing services provided by your lovely hares.

Dogz: maybe, but probibly not. Shit gets pretty thick
Baby Joggers: There will also be a fee for any baby sitting services provided by your lovely hares...so, no.
Hare Notes: You can't miss this hash! Skip church, we'll serve you communion on site. There will be 8 prizes on trail, 6 breaks of a certain kind and 3 golden eggs. There will be an egg hunt and a turkey flying fish split. Bring goggles if you'd like.

4/2/2010 10:11:59 AM

THIS HASH IS: R*n #864 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers

What's the Word: Triple Threat Hash

When: Sunday, April 11th- Meet 3:00 pack off 3:30pm

Where: Dirty Durham off of N Roxboro St (Hwy 501). Around Kroger-5116 N Roxboro St, Durham, NC 27704

Hare(s): Sneaky Little Fag Sucker, Head Teller, El Duderino

D-erections: Use your favorite mapping tool to get to the Kroger at: 5116 N Roxboro St, Durham, NC 27704 or GPS coordinates: 36.070194,-78.90738. Generally speaking, you will take 85 to N Duke St (US-501) or N Roxboro St (also US-501) and "HEAD" NORTH. They are both US-501 and they will intersect. Don't ask me, I am not the Durham City Planner. You will go approx. 3.5miles and Kroger is on the right hand side. Pull in and go around towards the left, look for Hashers

Dogz: We are dog friendly.

Baby Joggers: Only if you can use them as a flotation device.

Hare Notes: Ummm... Do you know the definition of Air Tight? This is the Triple Threat Hash! Which means you will have tour choice of Beer, Beer and Beer.
Or it could also mean you will be challenged by Land, See and Air! It will be difficult to top the Sexy Bunny Res-Erection, but we will try! Besides, where else would you rather be? Actually, don't show up!
The trail will be miserable, the beer is shitty and the hares don't like you anyway. (Beware of obstacles at 1 O'clock... Just sayin')
In case you have time to kill, but want absolutely no help, call Head: 305-332-8626 otherwise, for one night stands contact Sneaky or The Dude (850-723-7065).

4/11/2010 10:40:30 AM

THIS HASH IS: R*n #867 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers

What's the Word: Tommy Tutone’s fOOl mOOn hash. This hash will be a mix of SWH3 and CLH3 hashers. Trail will be laid in a manner that is mindful of both kennels.

When: Wed, April 28th, meet at 6:30 pm and pack-off at 7:00

D-erections: Parking lot near Charlie Goodnight’s Restaurant & Catering Works in Raleigh. Address for mapping is 905 Tryon St. Raleigh, NC 27603. Please see map link for map of where to park. Hashers should be in the upper area of parking lot.

Google map link: http://bit.ly/cgDjIU

Hare(s): Aiken For Cock & Chicks Won’t Stick

Hash Note: As this is a SWH3 event...hash cash is $5 (beer/snacks are provided). Bring a change of clothes, and a flashlight. Just beer and trail. No frills, unless you find Jenny.

Dogs: Leashed Only. Yes, seriously.

Hare Notes: Wear your favorite 80’s band t-shirt, if you have one or feel so inclined. Or if you are lucky and own hair like Father Weed’s blond mullet, you should wear that…the hares need a good laugh. If you get lost, or have issues, well tough shit.

[Edited on April 26, 2010 at 10:12 AM. Reason : wrong number]

4/26/2010 10:11:40 AM

THIS HASH IS: R*n #868 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers
What's the Word: And Now For Something Completely Different.....
When: Sunday, May 2nd, 3:00p gather, 3:30p off.
Where: Durham, NC, off Morris St, Near the old DBAP and the Farmer's Market.
Hare(s): Screws His Pooch
D-erections: http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=36.001262,-78.902628&spn=0.001853,0.002586&z=19&msid=113925265568688353634.0004857e853ff464f1472

Dogz: Trail should be suitable, but not the beer breaks. Leave 'em home - you'll both have more fun that way.
Baby Joggers: See above answer..............
Hare Notes: Beer. R*nning. W*lking 868 promises something that SWH3 has never done before. Cum, be adventurous and find out what the heck Pooch has brewing for everyone. It's a light urban trail, a little more ambitious than a pub crawl (not your typical shiggylicious Pooch trail....), but with a twist to make it truly challenging (or at least deeply amusing). Bring cash and ID for trail.

5/1/2010 1:10:16 PM

THIS HASH IS: R*n #870 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers
What's the Word: Anal Prom Hash Extravaganza
When: Sunday, May 16th, 4:00p gather, 4:30p off. It is a little later of a start wankers, however it will be worth your time....Trust a Hare!
Where: Raleigh, NC
Hare(s): WeBlow Scouts, Gypsy Rose and Meat Pocket
D-erections: Parking Deck at the corner of Dawson/Morgan (you should know it well) across from the Bourough in DTR - entrance on McDowell or Morgan http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&cid=0,0,5206876616951472770&fb=1&hq=the+borough&hnear=raleigh&gl=us&daddr=317+W+Morgan+St+%23+117,+Raleigh,+NC+27601-1567&geocode=5477451099661551181,35.779664,-78.643527&ei=mGTtS9vOCaKUMf6TuaIM&sa=X&oi=local_result&ct=directions-to&resnum=1&ved=0CBwQngIwAA

Dogz: not so much - unless they are a result of prom night
Baby Joggers: and, again.............not so much - unless they are a result of prom night
Hare Notes: Now's your chance to attend the Prom you never got asked to... buy a new used gown, trade with someone from years past, but don't repeat or there will be penalties! Prom King and Queen will be crowned at the start of trail so don't show up late... Dicktaphone! Hope none of you get motion sickness, cause there will be some riding, ups and downs, and ins and outs. Remember - cheesy ruffley tux shirts are welcome but discourages if you want to dance on the bar... only harriettes and cross dressing wankers allowed. Bring cash and ID on trail - no B-bag necessary but this will be A to A'

5/15/2010 4:17:13 PM

THIS HASH IS: R*n #872 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers

What's the Word: Full "Milk" Moon - Big Lebowski -"DA JESUS" - Hash

When: Thursday, May 27th, Meet 6:30 pack off 7pm-ish

Where: Raleigh - Glenwood North

Hare(s): Head Teller and The Dude

D-erections: Use your favorite mapping tool to get to the corner of Pleasant Valley Rd and Poyner RD in Raleigh, NC 27612.
GPS coordinates: +35° 51' 35.80", -78° 43' 6.14" It is right off of Glenwood, where Duraleigh and Millbrook meet.
If you are cumming East on Glenwood make a right on Duraleigh, If you are cumming West on Glenwood, make a left on Duraleigh (In other words, turn towards Duraleigh). Make a right on Pleasant Valley (the first light) and go until the road dead ends on Poyner. Park alon

Dogz: Not said- if you want to, then bring 'em

Baby Joggers: Night hash- read into this, put their a$$ to bed

Hare Notes: On-on!

5/26/2010 1:23:38 PM

^ Hare Notes: This is a Full Moon Hash. During full moons emotions typically run high. Full moons are a great time for romance, relationships, feelings, and fertilization (Yeah Fertilization!). To make the most of these natural energies try engaging in activities that are harmonious with it's powers. In other words, come out and HASH or try to Milk your fellow Hashers!

Being that it is the Milk Moon and your hares will be The Dude and The Jesus (HEAD)... we are making this the Big Lebowski hash. Think White Russians, Bathrobes, Bowling and Beer. But do not let that fool you... this is a HASH with your typical hashspitality. Bring a dry bag... if you want to be dry afterwards.

Drunk Dials, Hook-ups, Raunchy texts... call Head: 305-332-8626.

5/26/2010 2:15:52 PM

THIS HASH IS: R*n #873 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers

What's the Word: Mammorial Day Hash....Part Duex

When: Monday, May 31st, Meet 2:00, pack off at 2:30pm.....you really don't want to be late, or the thrill will not be the same wankers....

Where: East Raleigh

Hare(s): THE Father Weed and Cooter-like-to-lick-Stew

D-erections: 5400 Raleigh Beach Rd. Yes, these are the directions. Use all that nerdy gadget sh%t you guys have and look it up. After you drive to this hot spot, look to your left and look to your right, good God Almighty you have finally reached the spot!

Dogz: Ummm, if it is a strong swimmer or floater- or, he/she likes to sit in the car- or if the said dog can drive a car and be our beer bitch- or, well hell, you get the point.

Baby Joggers: Please follow the suggestion above- if your kid can drive a beer truck, then you are, by far, THE parent of the century, congrats.

Hare Notes: Welcome to summer all you lovely a$$ wankers! We are bringing in this hot and steamy season right and proper- So with this, the following items MUST be brought:
- Floatation device: i.e. ( inner tube, raft, swim fins, water wings, silicone breast implants, really big beer guts ( guys or gals), boogie board, surf board, blow up dolls, etc...)
- Bathing suit or birthday suit
- Change of clothes - Dirty a$$ r*nning shoes
- Drinking Vessel or shitty koozy for beer
- A great need and desire to have a great time, drink all the beer that $5 can get you, and a big smile for all to see.

There will be an on-after TBD by our wetness(yummy), as well as our sobriety.

Love and Juicy Kisses, Weed and Cooter

[Edited on May 31, 2010 at 10:41 AM. Reason : THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF A FUCKING TRASH CAN]

5/31/2010 10:40:52 AM

THIS HASH IS: R*n #876 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers
What's the Word: Last Day of Spring hash
When: Sunday, June 20, 2010. Meet at 5:00PM with pack getting off at 5:30PM
Where: J Morris Commons Lane Morrisville, NC
Hare(s): Ass Clown and Slippery Slot
D-erections: Make your way to McCrimmon PKWY. Turn onto Harris Mill Road. Left onto J Morris Commons Ln. Look for hashers in the parking lot. Park as far away from the building as you can on right hand side. Click or paste this link if you need to http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=J+Morris+Commons+Lane,+Morrisville,+NC&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=43.848534,73.125&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=J+Morris+Commons+Ln,+Morrisville,+Wake,+North+Carolina+27560&t=h&z=16

Dogz: Sure, leash is necessary in most spots
Baby Joggers: Probably not a good idea
Hare Notes: Cum say goodbye to Spring with some cold beer and crappy snacks. Bring skeeter spray, B-Bag. Hash cash is still $5.00. Ticks are included in the price.

6/20/2010 11:05:40 AM

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6/20/2010 3:58:12 PM

THIS HASH IS: R*n #877 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers
What's the Word: Full "Honey" Moon Hash
When: Friday, June 25, 2010. Meet at 6:30PM with pack getting off at 7PM
Where: 2838 Wake Forest Road, Raleigh, NC
Hare(s): Mommy Hatchett, Aiken For Cock
D-erections: Find your way to the Costco side of the parking lot at 2838 Wake Forest Road, Raleigh, NC.

Dogz: Nope
Baby Joggers: No, leave the little ones at home, way too hot for them.
Hare Notes: The hares have arranged for a full moon on-after party, where there will be bare asses (mostly yours), FREE food, a live band and give-a-ways! You will need extra money for drinks and ID for the bar.

6/24/2010 5:59:53 PM

THIS HASH IS: R*n #878 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers
What's the Word: Sneaky Is Out Of Here
When: Monday, June 28, 2010. Meet at 6:30PM with pack getting off at 7PM
Where: Dirty Durham
Hare(s): Sneaky and Clitoris Leachman
D-erections: Get to Roxboro St. off of 85 in North Durham. If it helps to get your here, map your way to North Carolina Eye Ears Nose and drive right past it. Then make a right on to Fairfield St. Drive into the bus parking lot on the left and look for hashers.

Dogz: Sure, it might be hot so use your best judgment...wait I am talking to hashers about good judgment.
Baby Joggers: This is the dirty so if thay can carry their own 9 or AK bring'em.
Hare Notes: PITA bring your steroids. Everyone else bring your big-boy pants because there will be mud, beer, shiggy, beer, tit-checks, beer, maybe some water, definitely beer. Bring clean clothes for the on-after and by Sneaky a going out of town beer. If you get lost or need a test dummy to practice your two handed throttle technique call Sneaky 828 719 5716.

6/28/2010 12:08:03 PM

THIS HASH IS: R*n #879 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers
What's the Word: *Kaboom* *Kaboom* hash
When: Sunday, July 4, 2010. Meet at 3:00PM with pack getting off at 3:30PM
Where: Chapel Hill
Hare(s): Lickety and Load Dung-garees
D-erections: Shortcut: Think Dean Dome off Manning drive. On Manning drive, go to the top of the "Dogwood" parking deck (visitors parking) across from UNC hospital. If it is a beautiful clear day and you find yourself turning on your windshield wipers when entering the parking deck, you're right on! (look up to see drunks pissing off the top floor of the parking deck).

Challenged? From Raleighwood, I-40 West, Get off at 15-501 Exit. Left at end of exit towards Chapel Hill. Stay left at split onto 54 (Fordham Blvd butt plug.. whatever). Follow 54, go through a few stoplights and make a right on to Manning Drive (up towards UNC hospital). Park at the top of the "Dogwood" parking deck across from UNC hospital. (If you arrive early, be sure to piss over the side where cars are entering).

Still stumped? Use your favorite mapping device to find "101 Manning Drive"(UNC Health Care Systems). It's near the intersection of Manning and West Drive. Dogwood & Cardinal Decks are between the spots where West and East Dr intersect with Manning.

Dogz: If they mix with fireworks, pub-stop(s), and NC botanical garden property in Chapel Hill.
Baby Joggers: Find a babysitter, it's the 4th.
Hare Notes: We will circle close to Keenan (FIREWORKS!). The CH folk (amazingly) put on a hell of a good fireworks display, up to you...

If you need to touch base (lost?), call da hares at 810-8771. And, as usual, bring a bag with dry shoes and change of clothes - maybe even a towel.

On-Sparklers-On!

7/3/2010 4:13:44 PM

THIS HASH IS: R*n #882 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers
What's the Word: Deja Vu hash
When: Monday, July 26, 1815 meet/ pack off 1845/6:45pm
Where: 2400/2500 Sumner Blvd, Raleigh, NC 27616
Hare(s): Dicktaphone, Bend Over for Rover, and Camel-Toe in his SWH3 haring debut
D-erections: 40 to 540 East. Take Exit 16, Capital Blvd/US-1 SOUTH towards Raleigh. Stay in right lane, take first right onto OLD WAKE FOREST Rd. Take another right on Sumner Blvd. Sumner is the next right after Ruritania. There is no light at Sumner. Go approx 1/2 mile on Sumner and look left for bldgs 2400/2500 and drive behind that area and you will see the hares. I would like to be more specific about which building we are parking behind but we will choose the area least likely to attract attention from over-achievers working late.
Dogz: Yes, leashed
Baby Joggers: No-go
Hare Notes: As mentioned previously, I apparently missed a kick-ass trail in this area some months ago! There may be a slight sense of deja vu, but ignore it. It's all one big bleary-eyed blur. A traditional (again, what the hell is that?) hash with one BB and an on-time start so that we can actually circle-up before dark. Bring chair, clean clothes, shoes, bug repellant. Text or call 696-0088 if you want to chat with a geographically-single mature woman.

7/26/2010 10:54:10 AM

14 post streak, no other action.

c-c-c-c-ccombo breaker

7/26/2010 11:12:00 AM

7/26/2010 11:23:48 AM

I will post in your thread.

7/26/2010 11:30:17 AM

I keep wanting to go to one but I keep missing the ones on/around campus.

7/26/2010 11:33:46 AM

^ Why can't you go to the one today?

7/26/2010 11:35:29 AM

I started one in Mission Valley a couple weeks ago. It was the other hash group that runs on Wednesdays though.

7/26/2010 11:35:44 AM

As I dont feel like driving up to north raleigh. Dunno. Maybe Ill get my lazy ass up and out there tonight.

^ ya I heard about it like 2 days after. I follow this thread but the other one I have to check the website for and never think about it till after its done.

7/26/2010 11:54:03 AM

I could Post Larrikins here too, I guess. The two hashes to co-mingle with one another.

[Edited on July 26, 2010 at 11:58 AM. Reason : ^ You should just come tonight and try it out. You don't really have anything to lose.]

[Edited on July 26, 2010 at 11:58 AM. Reason : Besides your diginity.]

7/26/2010 11:57:30 AM

Oh its not losing. Im well aware what to expect, esp being a noob.

Honestly I want to take a friend of mine to one. Lemme see if they are free and maybe Ill show.

Also and again, I really dont feel like driving to N Raleigh but we shall see.

7/26/2010 12:05:03 PM

It's just Wake Forest. It's like 14 miles from here.

[Edited on July 26, 2010 at 12:10 PM. Reason : ]

7/26/2010 12:08:05 PM

THIS HASH IS: R*n #886 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers
What's the Word: Sponge's "Live Hare" Hash
When: Monday, August 23, Meet at 6:30 PM, pack off at 7PM, hare away about noon.
Where: Brooks Lot near N.C.State, on Hillsborough St.
Hare(s): SpongeDick SnowPants
D-erections: Find your way to the intersection of Hillsborough St. and Brooks Ave. in Raleigh. There's a parking lot off Brooks Avenue. Park towards the back corner. Here's a link: http://tinyurl.com/37n9hjo
Dogz: OK I suppose, but lots of busy streets to cross.
Baby Joggers: No. They'll just be mistaken for freshmen.
Hare Notes: Typical Monday trail. Cash on trail a good idea. Flashlights? Maybe, sunset's at 7:54PM, and I'm still looking for a tunnel. On After most likely at East Village. Questions, compliments, interested in a beer beforehand? Call the hare at 919-812-1763. Complaints or lost? S-rry, my A-&T iPh-n- is h-v--g re-ept-on pr-bl-ms.On-on!

[Edited on August 19, 2010 at 2:43 PM. Reason : link fail]

8/19/2010 2:41:23 PM

THIS HASH IS: R*n #895 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers

What's the Word: Garbage Hash

When: Sunday, October 17, meet at 2 PM, pack off at 2:30

Where: 6678 Experiment Drive, Durham, 27713. It is doubtful your GPS will give you good directions because all the streets in the area have been rebuilt, reconfigured, and renamed in the past year. Try this: http://goo.gl/maps/CqhG and zoom out to get the big picture.

Hare(s): Taste the Rainbow and Ready For Love

D-erections: Take I-40 to Exit 278 and turn right off exit, heading south on NC 55. AFTER intersection with NC 54 turn left at 4th light on Hopson Road. Drive past first street on the left (Experiment Drive) and make a U-turn at the railroad tracks to get around the median and then turn right on Experiment Drive and look for sweaty hashers.

Dogz: OK, usual disclaimers.

Hare Notes: We will be recycling sections of previous trails that were missed due to shortcutting, blowing past falses, and missed checks, mostly due to the incompetence of the hare.
Lost? Call Ready at 919-685-5093

10/15/2010 10:00:10 AM

THIS HASH IS: R*n #896 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers

What's the Word: Full Moon Hash - It's Full of Colors, (or Coolers, or something)

When: Friday 10/22/2010, Gather 6:30p, Pack off at 7:00

Where: 9001 Aerial Center Pkwy, Morrisville, North Carolina 27560

Hare(s): Screws His Pooch

D-erections: GPSing it: 9001 Aerial Center Pkwy, Morrisville, North Carolina 27560. Mapping it: http://goo.gl/maps/aalw . Go to the end of Aerial Ctr Pkwy and look for dusky hashers on the left.

Dogz: bring 'em. They'll love it. Bonus points for their own headlamp.

Baby Joggers: Difficult-to-impossible. Hire a sitter to put the kids to bed and come without.

Hare Notes: It's gonna be dark. There's at least a trail. There's beer. Dark beer probably. There are colors. Colors... wtf? Show up and see. Bring a light. Not a light beer, unless that's your thing, but a light source. Headlamps, flashlights, miner's helmets, candles, torches, night-vision goggles, radioactive midgets... whatever, just some sort of light source.



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THIS HASH IS: R*n #897 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers

What's the Word: Geezer IX, The Incontinent Bastards Trail

When: Sunday, October 24, meet at 1 PM, pack off at 1:30 (**NOTE EARLY TIME)

Where: 300 Dominion Drive, Morrisville

Hare(s): Sponge, PITA, Chickenman, Hilfrigger, Eunoch Bomber

D-erections: Get to I-40, and go south on Aviation Parkway. Cross Lake Crabtree and take the first right onto Dominion Drive. You will turn at right again into 300 Dominion Drive, and go to the right of Building 400. Go around the building and to the far corner and look for grumpy old men.

Dogz: OK, usual disclaimers.

Hare Notes: Okay, its the event all of Sir Walters looks forward to each year...the Geezer trail. You should know you young whippersnappers are making it tough for us and we don't like it. Our last couple of trails have been so brilliant that you haven't had anything to complain about, so we haven't had any feedback to use for our planning. So we decided to create a trail that is sure to bring complaints, so the extravaganza we all know Geezer X will be next year will be easier for us (if we are still alive, remember, WE'RE OLD!). We think we found amazing virgin territory, but then again we can barely remember last week or unzip our fly when we take a leak, so if we've hashed through here before, tough shit, you're going to do it again, and we don't want to hear any backtalk or whining. Get lost on the way? Then stay that way, we don't want you on our trail.

[Edited on October 21, 2010 at 5:56 PM. Reason : kl]

10/21/2010 5:43:44 PM

I know some people complain about them being too far away to drive, but there is one starting at Mission Valley tonight. It's a Larrikins (the other hash group in Raleigh). 6:30. Do it.

11/3/2010 12:12:21 PM