Going to Richmond in three days.

9/17/2008 10:59:05 PM

I am epically horny.

9/17/2008 11:50:28 PM

IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS!

China will no longer publish a phone directory due to absolute chaos.

There are so many Wings and Wongs in THE DIRECTORY, people were always wingin' wong numbers.

9/17/2008 11:50:59 PM

lol! Wingin' wong numbers

9/18/2008 8:19:31 AM

FT

9/18/2008 5:41:45 PM

I'm still hungry

9/18/2008 8:34:18 PM

9/18/2008 9:47:02 PM

Quote :

"IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS! China will no longer publish a phone directory due to absolute chaos. There are so many Wings and Wongs in THE DIRECTORY, people were always wingin' wong numbers."

[old] but I lol'd

Vix "I'm still hungry horny" Fixed it.

[Edited on September 18, 2008 at 9:48 PM. Reason :  ]

9/18/2008 9:48:13 PM

9/19/2008 11:19:45 PM

i want wings

9/19/2008 11:35:15 PM

i want sex0r

9/19/2008 11:36:17 PM

that would be great as well

9/19/2008 11:37:31 PM

what time does THE BAR stop serving wings

9/19/2008 11:38:10 PM

9/20/2008 12:05:48 AM

I have logon information for 120 porn sites

9/20/2008 12:08:13 AM

wdprice3

9/20/2008 12:09:57 AM

SICK BURN!


oh wait, that's my username

9/20/2008 12:10:20 AM

9/20/2008 12:11:41 AM

9/20/2008 12:12:23 AM

I'm so hungry I could ride a horse.

[Edited on September 20, 2008 at 12:13 AM. Reason : I don't get it. Well, I could ride it to the store, I guess.]

9/20/2008 12:13:27 AM

I'm so hungry I could eat your mom.

9/20/2008 4:58:24 PM

ECU

9/20/2008 4:58:48 PM

apparently ESPN does

[Edited on September 20, 2008 at 4:59 PM. Reason : frontpage]

9/20/2008 4:59:31 PM

GOD I'M FUCKING HUNGRY

9/20/2008 5:00:06 PM

i just took a major dump

9/20/2008 11:21:25 PM

I just had left over pizza for dinner.

9/20/2008 11:56:33 PM

zzzz

9/21/2008 3:04:03 AM

My favorite movie from 2004 was Mean Girls.

9/21/2008 3:17:31 AM

I need to go to Asheville.

9/21/2008 7:17:02 AM

i had a magnificent omelette

9/21/2008 11:42:23 AM

Biffle just won Dover.

9/21/2008 5:58:38 PM

my husband came home early and interrupted my mini pornothon

9/21/2008 6:24:02 PM

:whine: I feel horrible today, but I can't pinpoint what it is exactly or what I could take to help it. I just feel so wonky, and I hate it.

9/21/2008 6:26:15 PM

i knew you had a husband

9/21/2008 6:26:29 PM

everyone knows i have a husband. i post about him ALL THE TIME.

9/21/2008 6:27:35 PM

okay i got lost about the earlier post then. oh well

<<<<<<<<<<slowly backing out of thread

9/21/2008 6:28:37 PM

9/21/2008 8:55:35 PM

i think a mosquito just bit me near my behind

9/21/2008 9:24:55 PM

I bought real lawn darts on craigslist.

9/21/2008 11:52:57 PM

YOU BOUGHT F-16'S?

9/22/2008 6:43:54 AM

I need a new job. I don't think anyone gives a shit about that.

9/22/2008 6:45:36 AM

it's not that, it's just that no one gives a shit about you.

9/22/2008 6:48:36 AM

Wow, looking past the fact that you're being a huge asshole, how are those two things really any different?

9/22/2008 7:00:15 AM

sick burn

9/22/2008 7:17:44 AM

Well, you said no one gives a shit about you needing a new job. I said no one gives a shit about you at all.

That's where they are different.

9/22/2008 7:44:58 AM

This is the "no one gives a shit" thread so get over it.

9/22/2008 8:42:09 AM

that synergy program is very handy

9/22/2008 8:49:55 AM

I lost 9lbs in less than a week... I changed my eating habits... whoa...

9/22/2008 10:05:23 AM

I have an mea-130 test tomorow

9/22/2008 12:57:41 PM

I hafta pee

9/22/2008 1:09:08 PM