Quote :

"sad thing is you're not even very smooth ...and by that i mean barely at all. good thing she's old but you mess up in bed and this is done.."

agreed...but then, cornball can work, too...just depends on the girl

9/24/2008 3:06:40 PM

dude... i'm coming out of retirement this weekend !!


watch out ladies...

9/24/2008 3:11:38 PM

boss must have left, and dj is bangin it out right now...

9/24/2008 3:37:49 PM

fuck no she hasn't left yet, she's never here this late

9/24/2008 3:38:45 PM

sounds like a boss-cock-blockin

9/24/2008 3:40:57 PM

i bet she reads TWW

9/24/2008 3:42:29 PM

^ i was about to say da same thing

9/24/2008 3:44:31 PM

let's hope not

9/24/2008 3:44:58 PM

ehe

9/24/2008 3:46:03 PM

i'll bet yer boss wants your man juice

9/24/2008 3:46:33 PM

^double team?

9/24/2008 3:47:20 PM

Quote :

"i'd rather meat for lunch"

lolol, you dork.




what IM prog are you guys on?

9/24/2008 3:49:26 PM

windows live messenger

9/24/2008 3:51:56 PM

I give this thread a 9/10

Interesting enough to read the 3+ pages, but sad enough not to win all 10

9/24/2008 3:52:13 PM

9/24/2008 4:09:16 PM

boss is really gone now. bow-chica-wowwow

9/24/2008 4:16:58 PM

^i guess you know when his boss leaves?

9/24/2008 4:18:08 PM

Quote :

"Fine! Goddammit djeternal! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! djeternal! Please! Please! djeternal! FUCK HER FOR ME! FOR ME!"

9/24/2008 4:21:53 PM

a real playa doesn't talk about it

9/24/2008 4:22:41 PM

bang it hard. rawdawg

9/24/2008 4:23:04 PM

i detect goofjuice

9/24/2008 4:25:17 PM

good read

i think if you two meet for lunch you can definitely get a blow job

9/24/2008 5:12:37 PM

Quote :

"me: i'd rather meat for lunch. her: huh? me: nevermind"

lol

9/24/2008 5:40:31 PM

so some funny shit happened after my boss left.

No one in the office except for 1 other person knows that we hung out Saturday night. Well, I was wearing shorts Saturday so she saw my tattoo. She showed me hers, which is on her ass cheek. She pretty much had to moon me to show it to me. Anyway, we are all sitting around bullshitting after my boss left and here is a rundown of how the convo went:

Her: Eric, you have a tattoo don't you?
Me: Yep (shows tattoo)
3 Coworkers: You have a tatoo? (to her)
Her: Yes, but I can't show it, it's in a private place.
3 Coworkers: Well what is it?
Her: Well Eric has seen it, uh, i mean, uh......
3 Coworkers: WHAT!?!?!?!?!
Her: (Blushing and getting all frantic), Oh no wait a minute, no he hasn't
Everyone: Awkward silence

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 7:37 PM. Reason : a]

9/24/2008 7:36:53 PM

Dude, how have you not hit that yet?


You are letting me down here.

9/24/2008 7:41:10 PM

Dude, how have you not hit that yet?


You are letting me down here.

9/24/2008 7:45:34 PM

Quote :

"you can't screw this up, djeternal. i'm living vicariously through you."

9/24/2008 7:46:49 PM

you gotta understand the complexity of this situation

9/24/2008 7:47:47 PM

i refuse.

9/24/2008 7:48:01 PM

Oh, I understand how complex it is. I went through a situation much the same myself.



There was no failure to execute.



You must execute.



Every day you delay increases the probability of failure.

9/24/2008 7:49:58 PM

so what you are saying is, I need to go out and help her hook up her new TV like she asked me to in the text she just sent me?

9/24/2008 8:17:29 PM

YES

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 8:18 PM. Reason : who's gettin' some tonight? that guy ^]

9/24/2008 8:17:47 PM

I know I am making a mistake, but I am going over there. I will update in the morning.

9/24/2008 8:25:57 PM

nah, you have to use her computer and give us updates while you're there.

9/24/2008 8:26:25 PM

bahaha

the funny part will be when they end up dating and break up because she finds this thread

9/24/2008 8:26:56 PM

^ ha ha true

9/24/2008 8:31:26 PM

she's gonna put her finger in your butt

9/24/2008 8:42:21 PM

haha YEAHHHHHHHHHH

i agree, we need updates while you're there.. shit son, hit it from the back and set the laptop on her lower back and give updates while plowin! you owe to t-dub...



yeah but if you want it, then it's your's.. "hook up a new tv"

she wants you to bang it out... goodluck....

lets just hope its as good as the build up...

9/24/2008 9:02:20 PM

Hahahaha

Eric just updated me through a text message from the bathroom.

She axed him to stay the night!!!

More updates to come later

9/24/2008 10:09:41 PM

Quote :

"the djeternal chronicles"

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 10:12 PM. Reason : .]

9/24/2008 10:12:04 PM

has he fucked her yet?

9/24/2008 10:13:48 PM

Hah, so it turns out DivaBaby19 lives much closer to my home than I thought.

9/24/2008 10:14:26 PM

Her ex boyfriend broke into her place today so she's scared.

He's definitely staying the night because he's a nice guy, but no word on the booty

I probably won't get another text unless he sleeps on the sofa. I hope everyone can sleep tonight with this anticipation!!!

9/24/2008 10:15:53 PM

9/24/2008 10:16:10 PM

haha. yeah. She's making her move. Hit it, b.

9/24/2008 10:16:28 PM

funny

go him, he deserves a nice one

9/24/2008 10:16:56 PM

So who is this Mad_Max character

9/24/2008 10:17:56 PM

I DONT KNOW BUT HE'S STEALING MY MOVE!

9/24/2008 10:20:19 PM

OH NO HE DIDN'T!

9/24/2008 10:20:48 PM

9/24/2008 10:24:31 PM