Nah, I'm good... I imagine it's a lof of parts knowing I'm not getting it (with the L-D-relationship) so why think about it. When I'm actually around her I don't feel like that, but that is also generally when I am on vacation/long weekends...

3/17/2009 3:33:34 PM

i too have a 27 inch weinie

3/17/2009 3:48:01 PM

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3/17/2009 3:55:16 PM

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3/17/2009 4:06:20 PM

i think i beat off to that when i was 13.

3/17/2009 4:08:43 PM

i always used to finish before the pic was even done downloading.


but to my credit i only had a 9600

3/17/2009 4:10:54 PM

married, 1/0

3/17/2009 4:12:01 PM

Once a day usually.

3/17/2009 4:25:42 PM

i stilll think people are lying

3/17/2009 4:46:14 PM

we typically hit it 3 times a week. once on a week day and twice on the weekend. we've been dating for two years.

i thoroughly expect it to diminish even greater over time.

3/17/2009 4:56:12 PM

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"4x per week average? i call shenanigans. the likelihood that so many of you are currently in the bunny-phase is pretty incredible. "

wow, that's sad that we're considering that the "bunny-phase".

I mean, I've only had one long-term relationship, and we didn't live together (although we lived very close and spent most nights together). Hell, we didn't even get along half of the time, and still averaged at LEAST that more often than not. I think that a married couple living under one roof ought to average that much even after 5, 10, or 20 years.

3/17/2009 7:48:51 PM

going on 1 year, live in the same city but 30min away

avg...6-7 times a week at least

highs of 14, lows of 3

3/17/2009 7:55:19 PM

if i lived in the same city i would hope it would average 6 times a week. at least 5.

3/17/2009 7:56:34 PM

damn.

i was hoping that shit wouldn't be loose

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/17/2009 7:56:46 PM

Interestingly enough, whether I see the gf for just a weekend or the whole week... its the same 4 times a week. Never more than 8 or 9, less than 2 and we both get cranky.

3/17/2009 8:01:28 PM

Quote :

"wow, that's sad that we're considering that the "bunny-phase"."

come on Duke you understand the concept of "mean" and "average"

bunny phase is 3x per day, every day.... but with fully half the people here admitting 0-1 time per week, youre gonna need a few bunny phasers to bring the average up to 4x per week.

thats why i call shenanigans

Quote :

"i always used to finish before the pic was even done downloading. but to my credit i only had a 9600"

hell, i didnt even have a modem. it was on a magnetic cassette tape that probably uploaded around 300 baud. so i kept a printout from a dot-matrix printer handy








[Edited on March 17, 2009 at 11:32 PM. Reason : ]

3/17/2009 11:29:29 PM

Beginning of the relationship about 4 times a week (which was 5 yrs. ago), lately, Id say about once a month.


I have to put my foot down if it gets to be too long!

3/18/2009 12:43:47 AM

0 now about to go to 10/week

3/18/2009 12:45:45 AM

How do some of you continue to stay in these relationships with sex occurring with such a low frequency?

I've lived with my gf for a year and a half now. We have sex every night, and occasionally sometimes in the morning. I like to sleep until there's just enough time to shower and get to class, but if we're up and have an extra 10-15 minutes, we get it on.

I get head anytime I ask for it, which is 4-5x a week.

I can understand if your gf/wife isn't up for a marathon or going all out a lot, but it's completely unreasonable to think that she couldn't roll over on her side and give you access to her hunny pot for 10 mins before she goes to sleep.

3/18/2009 12:50:25 AM

^got it made

3/18/2009 1:05:33 AM

^^I mean, I'm all for some poon, but if that's the only reason you would date a woman, you're doing it wrong.

3/18/2009 1:16:16 AM

how do you get "with her for the sex" out of his statement of "how could you be with someone with such a pitiful sex life"?

3/18/2009 1:19:55 AM

Quote :

"completely unreasonable"

Quote :

"give you access to her hunny pot for 10 mins"

That's how.

3/18/2009 1:27:21 AM

well I'm gonna jack it and go to sleep. That's my sex for the week.

3/18/2009 1:30:18 AM

OMG BLUE COCK SEX, YESSSSSSS

3/18/2009 1:30:57 AM

...

3/18/2009 1:38:06 AM

^^^^ If your logical fallacy isn't obvious to you, I'm not sure I'm capable of making you see it.


I'm not saying that I agree with his solution of a girlfriend/wife grudgingly laying there and tolerating you having sex with her. I'm just saying that what you said is 100% invalid.

[Edited on March 18, 2009 at 1:54 AM. Reason : asfd]

3/18/2009 1:49:40 AM

I have a lot more sex no that I am in arizona. NCSU was just a bunch of dudes

3/18/2009 9:07:24 AM

Quote :

"I've lived with my gf for a year and a half now. We have sex every night, and occasionally sometimes in the morning. I like to sleep until there's just enough time to shower and get to class, but if we're up and have an extra 10-15 minutes, we get it on. I get head anytime I ask for it, which is 4-5x a week."

You are one of the lucky ones, but then again, it sounds as if you are still in undergrad.

Quote :

"I can understand if your gf/wife isn't up for a marathon or going all out a lot, but it's completely unreasonable to think that she couldn't roll over on her side and give you access to her hunny pot for 10 mins before she goes to sleep."

This is probably an unreasonable request, most relationships consist of more than sex. If one partner just asked the other partner to "roll over on her side and give you access to her hunny pot for 10mins," you probably would be constantly fighting and the relationship would be short lived.

However, I do question how some relationships work with such minimal sex. Once a month is completely unreasonable to me. If you are in a relationship or especially if you are married, what's the hold up? If you say kids, then that might be understandable, but I think that I could still find time to have sex more than once a month. If you say marriage...then you should be deeply in love with your partner and want them to be happy, why not give it to them more often?

3/18/2009 9:11:32 AM

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"10-15 minutes"

that is why you have sex so often...

3/18/2009 10:10:07 AM