this thread fails to deliver

6/26/2009 12:06:22 AM

fuck you, guy who posted at the top of this page.

6/26/2009 12:08:44 AM

not dnl is angry.. I vote him for best booty to boost his spirit.

6/26/2009 12:10:21 AM

my milkshake brings all the girls to the yard

6/26/2009 12:11:14 AM

and some boys too...not me though

6/26/2009 12:11:56 AM

bmel i appreciate the thought but i only have a good booty when i exercise and since nov i havent really exercised

6/26/2009 12:12:31 AM

Should have made the distinction b/t dudes and females in the OP. Just sayin'...

Give me a girl who works out all the time and her ass in favor of the just large because of fat type... I mean no girl thinks a guys ass is nice if it's just fat...

6/26/2009 12:13:20 AM

^ true dat.

6/26/2009 12:40:21 AM

without reading the mets fan post i want to say old blue chair has a decent ass

6/26/2009 12:41:57 AM

^^ iknowright... I guess a lot of guys just like a big ass... but what good is it, if the reason is jello. i mean I'm not an ass person anyway, but still.

^ you read my post... don't lie.

6/26/2009 12:54:40 AM

yeah, an ass that works out is better than an ass that doesnt, for true

6/26/2009 12:59:51 AM

fitness booty FTW

6/26/2009 1:14:43 AM

^5 hey you're supposed to fill out the spreadsheet about my ass

6/26/2009 1:26:54 AM

wut?

6/26/2009 1:32:36 AM

6/26/2009 1:45:53 AM

the spreadsheet on page 3

i'd fill yours out if you were in it

6/26/2009 1:56:24 AM

fuck a spreadsheet i use my eyes nucka

6/26/2009 2:02:26 AM

I would say ^ has a good booty because that is a requirement in order to live a good life.

6/26/2009 2:04:18 AM

haha

i'm pretty sure there is a nice one there

6/26/2009 2:14:26 AM

Quote :

"fitness booty FTW"

6/26/2009 8:31:49 AM

spreadsheet is awesome.
but i don't think its fair to rate yourself

6/26/2009 9:00:06 AM

hahah like i said... my booty is rock hard.. can't nobody squat like i can!!

6/26/2009 9:02:51 AM

so what is the scale on the spread sheet...5 best, 1 worst? How do you rate stank, hair and cellulite on that scale?
firmness I am good, roundness I am maybe a 2, no stank, no hair, no attn whore...

[Edited on June 26, 2009 at 10:20 AM. Reason : ...]

6/26/2009 10:18:04 AM

Naw son.

6/26/2009 10:24:15 AM

1 - 5 scale
green - the more the better
red - the less the better
scale is weighted

6/26/2009 11:58:24 AM

http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=rk3AXn2Pi9LIGftOQANVB-w

for page 4

6/26/2009 11:59:24 AM

Here's my numbers, from left to right: 5,5,1,3,1,5,5


Sorry, I'm a dude, and my ass is hairy.

6/26/2009 12:02:41 PM

6/26/2009 12:06:45 PM

yeah, I guess that's how I'll have to do it...

build a section on page 2 that will average each person's rating of another person on the factors listed. then that average is loaded onto sheet 1 where it is weighed

6/26/2009 12:07:04 PM

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6/26/2009 12:07:06 PM

it will be like rate my face butt with booty

6/26/2009 12:09:11 PM

Quote :

"it will be like rate my face butt with booty"

BUTT

WITH

BOOTY

6/26/2009 12:10:11 PM

BubbleBobble's BubbleButt Exposed?

6/26/2009 12:15:22 PM

Will update when I get home

6/26/2009 12:25:11 PM

7^
hey i have that computer chair... and i used to have that computer.... wait a minute...

6/26/2009 5:03:00 PM

lol so is that twoozles up there?

6/26/2009 5:04:26 PM

yea thats your ass

6/26/2009 5:04:57 PM

you were drunk when i took that pic, sorry meg

6/26/2009 5:05:30 PM

more like "spreaddatasssheet"

6/26/2009 5:07:33 PM

i gots a big 'ol goalie butt

6/26/2009 5:12:54 PM

updated

6/26/2009 5:14:39 PM

kiwi posted her bare ass in this thread

strange

6/26/2009 5:18:04 PM

And tried to ack like she didn't know it was hers.

6/26/2009 5:19:11 PM

billytalent....tartsquid, would you mind rating Kiwi on the aforementioned attributes?

6/26/2009 5:19:36 PM

how could you even rate mine if you haven't seen it? who you been talkin to?!

6/26/2009 5:36:11 PM

6/26/2009 5:37:33 PM

I'm going to rate twoozles when I get back home later tonight

WOWZERS

6/26/2009 7:07:49 PM

HELL YES I AM DOMINATING THIS SHIT

6/26/2009 9:25:14 PM

^ you have a fine-ass ass

6/26/2009 9:26:55 PM

6/26/2009 9:28:10 PM