I guarantee that within two days of her entering the jury house her and jessie are gonna be fucking again.

she's naive enough to believe whatever story he tells her

8/21/2009 12:47:38 PM

^i agree with that. lydia probably wanted to get sent out so she can have jessie to herself for a week--lydia has completely forgotten the half mil and wants her some jessie. i think the house should have sent the competitor natalie home instead though.

8/21/2009 1:30:39 PM

I think you're right as well, she'll act all tough when she gets there for the cameras but then later that night she'll be curled up with him while he sleeps sucking his cock.

8/21/2009 1:43:58 PM

is everyone still pulling for jeff/jordan? i've been reading some spoilers, and i don't want to spoil this thread, but it seems as though the jeff/jordan combo may be losing steam with the american public. this may come in to play with one of the jury votes--since chima left, i'm assuming america will have to vote once.

8/22/2009 11:06:41 PM

I dunno about anyone else, but I'm still pulling for them.

8/23/2009 7:35:10 PM

as long as natalie & kevin don't win, i don't care who wins. i think jeff, russell & michele deserve to win. jordan is just an accessory for jeff & fun to look at, but i don't think she deserves to win.

8/24/2009 12:18:39 PM

I'm pulling for jeff/jordan, but that picture doesn't look like she has fake boobs.

8/24/2009 2:20:21 PM

They're definitely fake. There's like 1000 pictures of her boobs over on this page.

http://oddandstupid.com/BB11/BB11_nude/bb11_nude_photos.htm

8/25/2009 1:04:53 AM

I looked at that page and I'm not convinced that they're fake.


Plus she's a waitress who shares a bedroom with her mom...she's obviously not rolling in dough. How would she get a boob job?

[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 8:27 PM. Reason : grammar]

8/25/2009 8:25:23 PM

Are you kidding me? Not only do they look fake as hell, but they look like they were installed upside down. Real boobs don't sit that high on the chest. There's perky, and then there's looking like you're jumping up in every single picture. She's definitely got the latter going on.

And she's admitted that they're fake as well.

http://www.onlinebigbrother.com/2009/07/big-brother-11-spoilers-jordon-lets-everyone-grab-her-boobs-and-the-verdict-is-they-feel-fake/

I know that link says spoilers, but it's weeks old so there's nothing spoilerish there anymore.

Quote :

"Jordan- do you remember the movie What About Mary? They say yes… Jordan says her boobs once looked like the old womens boobs from tehres somthing about mary. Russell smirkes “well that was money well spent” Chima says nonsense they look amazing they really do. Jordan says thanks. she tells them that she use to think they looked like armadillos. Kevin:”mm hmm” Russell tells her whatever they don’t look like armadillos now Jordan says of course not i’m very proud of them now. Laura asks her if Jordons happy with the size, “you wanted larger?” Jordan doesn’t want them larger “at first they scared me i wantted them smaller”. "

8/25/2009 8:52:25 PM

oh well I don't really spend that much time examining boobs

8/25/2009 8:56:35 PM

I'll let it slide this once.

8/25/2009 9:26:38 PM

i'm not going to lie, i think jeff did a stupid move last night to put up russell. i know he can't see what kevin and natalie are saying behind closed doors, but jeff is about to let this one slip through his hands. he should have stuck to the plan and kept russell around right up to final three--i think russell was legit when he talked about friendship with jeff. i think jeff let jordan talk him right out the door on this one.

8/26/2009 8:51:31 AM

I think he screwed up big time...

however, it is likely that Michelle will win HOH due to the fact that the other three can't win sh!t. If Jeff can convince Michelle that it was for her own good, then he will stay. Beyond that, Jordan and Natalie WILL NOT win HOH. Kevin MIGHT.

8/26/2009 3:00:54 PM

well Jordan has at least won a contest before (not counting the HOH that Jeff let her win.) and who knows...maybe Natalie will finally win something.

But yeah, I think Jeff screwed up and that makes me .

'cause he's my fave
and he's super hot.

8/26/2009 3:22:38 PM

is it me or has jeff seemed to get a little cocky with his game play this past week?

8/27/2009 10:50:11 AM

you know, at first i was thinking that jeff screwed up, but the more i think about it...he may be alright. sure, he has kevin and natalie gunning for him, but he has a good chance at beating those two in competitions. the back-door plan can not work, because everyone plays for veto from here on out. i'll put it this way, he is going to have to win veto, and if he does, he'll probably be in the final three. if he doesn't win veto, he's going to the jury house.

8/28/2009 9:46:36 AM

if natalie wins hoh she'll put up jeff and michelle and make jeff seem like the pawn but probably in hopes that he'll go home. If kevin wins, he'll put up michelle and jordan and really want michelle out.

but you're right, it only matters who gets veto at this point. This is the first season I've watched so I'm confused about this whole jury house thing, is there literally a separate house that they're staying in?

8/28/2009 12:54:55 PM

Yes there is a separate jury house. They usually start showing it at the end when a player gets sent there they bring a tape of their "voting out" and show it to the other members of the jury house so they are all caught up with what happened.

8/28/2009 1:40:21 PM

they make the jury house seem like it is really secluded, as if its on an island by itself, and the inhabitants (the last 7 houseguest evicted--i believe) have no contact with the world, other than the houseguest that is voted off that week who comes with a tape of how they were evicted.

8/28/2009 2:05:41 PM

well, we'll see if jeff can get the veto.

8/31/2009 12:58:42 PM

I'm hoping Jordan gets the veto and pulls Jeff off so that way Natalie would go up and J and J can easily justify voting her out because her ally broke his word to Jeff.

8/31/2009 7:04:43 PM

^I'm with Shawna.

This would be a hell of a week for Jordan to finally "show up" and win something.

8/31/2009 8:56:50 PM

Jeff is going to be gone, i believe.

and i still hate natalie with a passion. did you see her running behind jeff like a little puppy. she wanted to give kevin that key. i can't stand her.

and good job with a 5+ min time on the alien face game last night jordan...geez.

9/2/2009 1:58:01 PM

cya jeff

9/2/2009 4:22:02 PM

i truely dislike natalie.

that being said, the pov winner will decide who goes home this week...the hoh winner just secures safety. hopefully michele or jordan will win the pov and put kevin's lying ass on the street.

9/3/2009 9:52:13 PM

Well, the final 4 have gone to shit. I'm losing interest now these these ass clowns are left. I'm pulling for Jordan to somehow make it to the end. I sure hope Natalie doesn't win.

9/4/2009 2:08:28 PM

I'm hoping for a Michelle/Jordan for the final two.


Despite the fact that I have disliked since the first week.

Natalie sucks at life, and I don't like Kevin now that he screwed Jeff over.

9/4/2009 5:25:04 PM

i agree with ya'll about natalie and kevin.

i hope natalie looks at this show and realizes that chima was a total ass hat, yet she wants to avenge her eviction!??! geez, natalie...get a life and win the game for yourself. and, you are carrying such a huge secret...your not 18?? your actually 6 years older?!? big secret there

9/4/2009 8:55:38 PM

I hope Kevin or Michelle take it. Jordan has no chance to win on votes. Nathalie winning would be sickening.

[Edited on September 4, 2009 at 9:09 PM. Reason : f]

9/4/2009 9:09:28 PM

AND I DID IT BY STICKING TO MY WORD!!!!!!!OMG

9/4/2009 9:22:58 PM

Actually glad Natalie won HOH. This way Michelle or Jordan (HA, like she can win) will control who goes home (ie Kevin) as long as one of them wins POV. If Michelle or Jordan won POV it is likely the other would go home.

9/4/2009 11:19:04 PM

i'm done with this season.

9/7/2009 1:02:48 AM

Yeah, this season has been from start to finish, the worst season ever.

Did anybody else wonder wtf was up with the complete lack of any emotion at all when Natalie got to see her boyfriend? And then again when he proposed? She didn't even look like she was happy to see him. And then her nomination speech was the epitome of retarded. I just...hate.

9/7/2009 5:09:36 AM

^ Yeah, if I propsed & the girl acted like she did I'd be fucking pissed. You can tell that dudes all into her, but she sure didn't even look interested in him being there. She was like..."i sacraficed so much to see you"...well, fucking act like you're at least happy to see the guy then. Her speech was horrible along with that stupid get up she was wearing. She is the worst player ever, please someone evict her ass before she makes it to the end.

Kevin was making me laugh though since he figured out her trying to be sneaky. That was also stupid...she took her lie way way too far & then it was unbelievable. God she's a fucking waste of a life in the house. Geez. She probably thinks she's going to be a celebrity after she gets out of that house..ha..Oh & cut your fucking hair loser.

9/8/2009 1:03:05 PM

there are no likeable qualities about natalie, whatsoever.

9/8/2009 1:52:18 PM

Quote :

"Did anybody else wonder wtf was up with the complete lack of any emotion at all when Natalie got to see her boyfriend?"

I thought the same damn thing.

She's such an idiot. That lie she made up was beyond retarded.

9/8/2009 7:56:21 PM

Tonight, officially, this became the worst season ever for me. To have the 3 weakest players in the game left is terrible. Especially after last season when Dan played so great and won (Best season ever). I hate Kevin and Natalie!!! And Jordan is quite possibly the worst contestant ever. Honestly Kevin deserves to win based on who is left and I think he has a really good chance against either girl. And I can take Jordan winning despite her not being worthy of it. If Natalie wins they should cancel the show on site.

But seriously WORST SEASON EVER!!!!!

9/8/2009 10:05:03 PM

i can't believe i even watched the show tonight. i'm pretty sure we have witnessed the most annoying big brother player (natalie) to ever play. even more annoying than that short fireman they had that year, who kept saying 'lights out bitches'....anyone remember that guy?? i actually wish jeff could have believed russell until after natalie was gone. that would have changed things for the better i believe.

its tough to watch jordan playing against these two clowns...knowing that they are gunning for her, and she has no friggin clue. i guess she's representin' nc

9/8/2009 10:31:24 PM

Evel Dick on twitter:

Big Announcement The final three is so horrible this year that they are going to have a triple eviction and tell them all to kill themselves

They will be told that they suck, America hates them (except Jordan, but she won't understand anyhow) and that they are replacing them

They will be replaced with myself, JP, MB & DR. That way at least someone might watch the final episodes and give a fuck what happens.

9/9/2009 7:12:33 AM

Quote :

"Especially after last season when Dan played so great and won (Best season ever)"

Negative.

2>8>>>7>6>>>>All the rest are a blur>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This season.

9/9/2009 7:58:53 AM

The "winter edition" was the worst.
Best was with Evel Dick, his daughter, Eric "America's Player" and Jessica.
This season I have the live feeds and haven't watched them in several weeks. Jordan is the only one keeping my interest since she is from North Carolina (certainly a better representative for our state than that crying faggot Bunky) and her Dad went to Millbrook HS here in Raleigh.

9/9/2009 8:03:59 AM

This year's BB UK was the best season of BB I've ever seen from any country. Almost all the houseguests were so much more entertaining than anyone in the US version. Didn't hurt that the winner looked like this (NSFW).

9/9/2009 8:07:58 AM

^wasn't Isaac from Real World Australia on that one?

[Edited on September 9, 2009 at 3:26 PM. Reason : wrong rw]

9/9/2009 3:26:03 PM

Yeah for like 2 minutes. His ex-girlfriend Noirin was a contestant on the show and they brought him over to be a mid-season replacement (which the US should steal as an idea to spice things up). She got booted out at the next eviction and he left the house on his own a couple of minutes after that. Supposedly they've already re-broken up and she's screwing another one of the housemates now.

9/9/2009 6:10:47 PM

^^^^^ I think we can agree to disagree on the best season. But it is hard to argue for a worst season. Though I thought about season 1 and that was pretty bad.


Last night I half expected Jordan and/or Kevin to fall off the log before the show even came to an end for the night.

9/9/2009 8:40:53 PM

The only redeeming quality I can think of concerning this season is just how annoying almost everyone is, and how much I've enjoyed rooting against them.

9/9/2009 10:17:33 PM

http://www.wral.com/entertainment/story/5967066/

3 BB episodes were in the Nielsen top 25 last week. CBS just renewed BB for next summer. That's all great news, but I don't understand how viewship is up for the show when all of the fans are lamenting over how bad it is this year.

9/10/2009 7:41:29 AM

Maybe because all of the scripted network shows over this summer sucked ass?

9/10/2009 9:39:16 AM

I think it's hilarious that Natalie lost to Jordan in round 2...lol. Natalie has got to be near the top of the most annoying big brother players ever.

9/11/2009 12:06:47 PM