I have no plans to

but I probably will, just to piss people off on TWW

9/8/2009 10:54:13 PM

lol

yeah, probably 1 or 2 if i can control it... hope some random kids don't pop out somewhere

9/8/2009 10:55:58 PM

^^ kids at school are going to take your kid's lunch money

and you'll be incredibly pissed

not because your kid got picked on, or robbed

but because they took your last motherfucking dollar

[Edited on September 8, 2009 at 10:56 PM. Reason : a]

9/8/2009 10:56:01 PM

no, because the lifestyle i want would not be an option if i had children

I'm an only child and super selfish. why would I want to spend time and money on some crazy offspring when I could buy shit for myself? (or save money for boats, toys and retirement)

9/8/2009 10:57:20 PM

I'm not seeing how that was funny emce

9/8/2009 10:59:30 PM

i love that^^ girl

[Edited on September 8, 2009 at 10:59 PM. Reason : avds]

9/8/2009 10:59:45 PM

I want 2 kids, tops, but not til im at least almost 30

9/8/2009 11:00:03 PM

Sure. It will depend on the situation and timing and not revolve around my "want". I wont make it happen if things are not right.

I am enough of an ectomorph to counter balance even the strongest fat genes.

9/8/2009 11:00:11 PM

^^

[Edited on September 8, 2009 at 11:00 PM. Reason : ^]

9/8/2009 11:00:38 PM

I don't plan to, but, hey, accidents happen.

Then again, that's why Jesus invented a-bombs.

9/8/2009 11:02:30 PM

9/8/2009 11:05:29 PM

I would like twin boys and get it all done at once. plus boys are the best!
I don't want girls.

9/8/2009 11:21:14 PM

speaking of twins, ^^ those are some nice twins

9/8/2009 11:23:14 PM

i wanted twin girls... but got only one.

girls are the best

9/8/2009 11:30:51 PM

in about 10 years you will be able to clone yourself...I mean, just think, 10 Lucys....a small army.....

9/8/2009 11:31:02 PM

Quote :

"I've been pretty set on not having kids for 15 years now (the day I got my first period I tried to convince my parents to let me have a hysterectomy)..."

I wasn't the only one?! I even told 'em it'd cut down on my risk of breast cancer, but they refused.

9/8/2009 11:55:01 PM

I'd like one boy and one girl, but I'll take two of anything. I can't imagine having three kids.

9/9/2009 12:33:16 AM

yes as much as possible when the time's right

9/9/2009 12:33:48 AM

i want to


but i'm not sure it's in the cards for me :/

9/9/2009 12:34:00 AM

damned little parasites

9/9/2009 12:44:42 AM

Repeating it for page 4, because it is an important life lesson:

Quote :

"Don't believe any woman who says she doesn't want kids. They lie. They will tell you that they don't, and they may even believe it themselves at the time. But their words will be laid bare for the hollow, shamefaced lies they are in due time."

-GrumpyGOP's dad.

Life lessons along that line which were provided to me:

Younger bro: "Grumpy, you ruined my life!"
Me: "Well, I was born first, so technically you ruined my life."
Dad: "Shut the hell up. You both ruined my life."

When we were young, in lieu of any birds and bees shit, dad also told us that we were found at the landfill covered in rats and seagulls, and mom pitched a fit until he would let her keep us.

You can see how, over time, it was all a progression towards "women are liars when it comes to kids."

9/9/2009 2:25:37 AM

eventually

9/9/2009 2:29:15 AM

^ My dad always told us we came from the Sears catalog and he would return us if we didn't stfu

9/9/2009 3:00:43 AM

I don't think whether or not I want to is relevant--there's no way the gf could give up caffeine for 9 months. The coffee and diet coke addictions are too strong.

Srsly though, when I was single I wanted nothing to do with the idea. Now, it seems like it could be a good thing--but maximum 2 if so, and only if my financial situation permits. Maybe only 1 (I'm an only child, don't think I turned out malajusted or anything). Because, honestly, any more would be too much of a financial struggle for me to be able to give them the opportunities they deserve. Hell, the way it's going right now, I don't think I could afford even 1, it's enough trouble to keep my own damn head above water.

9/9/2009 9:26:16 AM

I still say naw son.

9/9/2009 9:27:00 AM

I'm actually glad most of you are not going to reproduce.

Maybe in a generation or two, we'll have have a much lower whiny bitch quotient.

9/9/2009 9:34:27 AM

pot, kettle, black.

9/9/2009 9:35:08 AM

Not all women will change their mind. I know women too old to have kids who are glad they didn't.

9/9/2009 10:02:01 AM

Yes, but I refuse to raise little snot nosed brats and hellions... I'll probably be a hardass, who they will eventually thank

9/9/2009 10:32:11 AM

yep

9/9/2009 10:56:26 AM

i plan on having a small litter

9/9/2009 12:25:04 PM

once and only once

9/9/2009 12:27:41 PM

Quote :

"Not all women will change their mind. I know women too old to have kids who are glad they didn't."

Its called denial - you can't turn off 2000 years of evolution just because you watched sex and the city.

9/9/2009 12:27:59 PM

^ Sex and the City has little to do with why women aren't making babies. I think Sex and the City makes women more inclined to sleep around, thus increasing the odds that they WILL make babies.

9/9/2009 12:35:58 PM

lucy

i think i read in this here thread that you werent the marryin type and didnt wanna have kids...if thats the case, you should go donate some ova (is that plural of ovum?) .

i think i read its a little rough, but probably worth it to you in the form of cash and less weight to carry around and to society by increasing the likelihood of another one of you runnin around eventually

9/9/2009 12:39:27 PM

It pleases me greatly that most of you TWW nutters don't want to reproduce. Hopefully your genetic dificiencies will end with you.

9/9/2009 12:42:34 PM

yes, but it's going to be difficult

9/9/2009 12:44:01 PM

at some point.

some broad's gotta prove her worth first

9/9/2009 12:47:52 PM

^what he said. I gotta find a broad worthy of my sperm.

9/9/2009 12:54:35 PM

i just reproduced on a towel

9/9/2009 12:59:45 PM

^^^^^^ I don't know that the compensation associated with egg donation is worth the time. There are much easier ways to make $5k to $10k. And I'd be closer to the $5k side, because the only things that would make me stand out as a decent donor candidate are my SAT score and college GPA. You make more if you have extremely distinctive features, like blue eyes and blonde hair, or if you have a pure ethnic background.

Trust me, I've looked into this.

9/9/2009 2:57:59 PM

Quote :

"Its called denial - you can't turn off 2000 years of evolution just because you watched sex and the city."

It's an innate drive that is VERY easily controlled. Just like the drive to eat.

You know your ass is gonna get fat if you eat too much, so you control the desire to eat.

You know kids would fuck up your plans, so you decide not to have them. Maybe you babysit other people's spawn instead if you have the baby fever bad. Simple. Some women have little to no drive to reproduce, and it doesn't change throughout their life. It is not denial, it is having a slightly different hormonal balance than normal that just makes it easier to not want kids.

9/9/2009 3:13:02 PM

I'm amazed at how many women view the ability to give birth as a curse, instead of a blessing. Honestly, if I was a woman, I couldn't imagine living my entire life without the experience of having a child. Then again, that's awfully easy for me to say, lulz.

9/9/2009 3:21:23 PM

I wouldn't mind having a kid so much if I had a husband who really wanted a child. Since I probably won't get married, there's very little chance that I'd have a kid.

Also, childbirth is very scary for some women. I mean, I've definitely heard horror stories about being split hole-to-hole. Or being forced to take bed rest for three months prior to delivery.

9/9/2009 3:24:24 PM

im kind of a devil's advocate. If you tell me you don't want to have kids, then i'm probably going to want to have kids

9/9/2009 4:18:28 PM

i want a whole gaggle of kids, i will probably end op with a normal number but if it was up to me it would be a full house.

9/9/2009 4:20:56 PM

i believe it's called a "duggar"

9/9/2009 4:22:58 PM

Quote :

"I'm amazed at how many women view the ability to give birth as a curse, instead of a blessing. Honestly, if I was a woman, I couldn't imagine living my entire life without the experience of having a child. Then again, that's awfully easy for me to say, lulz."

Google "episiotomy."

9/9/2009 7:14:40 PM

Quote :

"I'm amazed at how many women view the ability to give birth as a curse, instead of a blessing. Honestly, if I was a woman, I couldn't imagine living my entire life without the experience of having a child. Then again, that's awfully easy for me to say, lulz."

I think the whole childbearing/circle of life/whatever you want to call it is really amazing and I like having that capability.

It's also totally gross and not for me.

I just keep replaying the birthing scene from The Fly in my head.

9/9/2009 8:08:39 PM

Yes, but only if it is with the most perfect female specimen.

9/9/2009 8:31:07 PM