HARDY HAR HAR

9/15/2009 4:02:41 PM

LOL...two thumbs up. Hell yes!

9/15/2009 4:02:50 PM

^^^^dude...i didn't even read this thread

[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 4:03 PM. Reason : sdfd]

9/15/2009 4:02:58 PM

Mayhap you needs to read then, honeychile...

9/15/2009 4:03:47 PM

Quote :

"it's generally pretty easy to asses the size of an average to large wiener just by looking at the jeans"

thats why i rock my jeans baggy...can't go flaunting my large meat package like some kind of man whore (plus its easier to conceal my .45)

9/15/2009 4:13:51 PM

i buy baggy to hide meat truths as well as 40 oz's

9/15/2009 4:25:39 PM

colt 45 and 2 zig zag's, baby that's all we need

9/15/2009 4:26:12 PM

Even in baggy jeans, I'm as transparent as a pane of freshly washed glass.

9/15/2009 4:26:38 PM

9/15/2009 4:26:56 PM

lol @ this thread

i do have to say, i like my d's between 7 and 9 inches long and big enough in circumference so that i can just barely fit my hand around it (or a little bigger but not much)

big enough to feel amazing, not too big to where you cant work it like a champ
holla holla

9/15/2009 6:03:45 PM

up to 9"? damn, girl, you could hide a family of midgets in there

9/15/2009 6:07:58 PM

^^ make sure you move the car that is parked in there before inserting the penis

9/15/2009 6:40:39 PM

pshhhh

9 isnt that serious

9/15/2009 6:41:32 PM

not if you work in porn

9/15/2009 6:42:10 PM

you're just pissed your d doesn't qualify in my standards huh?

thats ok, they're more like guidelines than rules

9/15/2009 6:44:26 PM

my d barely qualifies for your standards.

that's my point. if 7 is on the low end of your scale, i hope you date black guys.

9/15/2009 6:45:26 PM

i do not
just hung white guys

its fun

9/15/2009 6:46:42 PM

Just thought I would let everyone know. I fall in the A category

kthx

9/15/2009 6:47:53 PM

I just thought I'd let you guys know, they have a seperate chart for me. They couldn't fit the dimensions for my category on that chart--there were too many digits.


See how easy it is to have a fearsome hog on the internet?

9/15/2009 6:52:06 PM

^some cop should arrest you for possession of a concealed weapon

9/15/2009 6:54:12 PM

^^^ lol at http://www.penissizedebate.com

[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 6:54 PM. Reason : .]

9/15/2009 6:54:40 PM

^ I already made reference to that on page 2 I believe. Then someone posted another one from a website called penis-size-debate-chart.com or some shit like that. VERY SCIENTIFIC SURVEY!

9/15/2009 6:57:15 PM

guess i missed that

9/15/2009 6:58:01 PM

Quote :

"And any chick that would take a poll on a site called PenisSizeDebate.com is probably not a fair sample size of the female population."

Quote :

"i highly doubt average-penis-size-chart.com is a reputable scientific organization."

[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 6:59 PM. Reason : a]

9/15/2009 6:58:53 PM

^^^^^oh, there's no concealing it. I tried some MC-Hammer style parachute pants, but that just made for pitching a bigger tent.


no, really, I don't have my schlong's measurements committed to memory. I think it's pretty much a "schledium", though...average to slightly above average. Whatever. It's within that very normal range, and it's big enough to get me off very consistently.


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9/15/2009 6:59:45 PM

i am uncircumsized and have elephantitis of the hood. my sheath is unreal.

9/15/2009 7:01:31 PM

Quote :

"i do have to say, i like my d's between 7 and 9 inches long and big enough in circumference so that i can just barely fit my hand around it (or a little bigger but not much)"

translation: my vagina is extremely torn up and wide.

9/15/2009 7:02:24 PM

^agreed

9/15/2009 7:14:12 PM

lol not true!

man...you catch a lot of criticism for being truthful!!

9/15/2009 7:14:40 PM

at least you aren't afraid to admit that you are a size queen. most chicks would keep that to themselves because they wouldn't want to look like a slut.

9/15/2009 7:18:26 PM

rofls

9/15/2009 7:18:53 PM

Just so we can put it in terms everyone can understand.

Pete North sports 8.25-8.5" cock... so basically the King of Porn is middle of the road to this chick on average...

[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 7:20 PM. Reason : x]

9/15/2009 7:20:10 PM

I think she just has a warped sense of size. probably dated a dude that was 7 but told her he was 9, so she bases all of the other cocks she has seen on that standard.

9/15/2009 7:21:55 PM

That is my strong suspicion as well. My gut feeling is that she'd scream like a stuck pig if she got speared by one of those 9x7 trouser pythons she's talking about.

9/15/2009 7:25:09 PM

hahahahaha

9/15/2009 7:25:52 PM

I knew a freshman girl in college that had the same perception. She thought that 9 inches was average because both of the guys she slept with in high school were 9 inches. She quickly found out that both of them were lying to her.

[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 7:26 PM. Reason : a]

9/15/2009 7:26:07 PM

i have never seen anything remotely close to a 9x7 dick.

but i want to

9/15/2009 7:27:31 PM

lol, ITT SIZE QUEENS

9/15/2009 7:28:07 PM

that is quite large.

9/15/2009 7:28:15 PM

The vagina is not a clown car.

9/15/2009 7:29:31 PM

Pretty much every girl I have had sex with told me that 7 was on the large side based on their personal experiences

or maybe they were lying to me

[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 7:32 PM. Reason : a]

9/15/2009 7:31:58 PM

haha big dicks are harder to give blowjobs too. i'm not really a huge fan of GIANT COCKS FROM SPACE

9/15/2009 7:32:16 PM

lol @ giant cocks from space

9/15/2009 7:33:00 PM

^^ so, uhh, wanna place to stay in Arizona? How about New Bern?

9/15/2009 7:34:54 PM

wut?

why the fuck would anyone live in arizona

9/15/2009 7:40:42 PM

how big is too big depends on how horny I am

9/15/2009 7:41:59 PM

other than around Lake Havasu or something, I'm not really sure.

I'm just visiting for a month or two.

9/15/2009 7:42:36 PM

giant cocks from space sounds like it could be a teedub porn with all guys being abnormally above average

9/15/2009 7:42:38 PM

Probed by space cock

Nice. Beam me up, scotty!

9/15/2009 7:42:53 PM

How about I beam you over, instead?

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9/15/2009 7:43:26 PM