^^^^ I like that. Don't hide it!

11/11/2009 12:33:06 AM

Quote :

"There's a lot of fucking bees in my room."

11/11/2009 12:33:17 AM

Quote :

"I always thought being eaten alive by sharks would be a baller way to go. "

11/11/2009 12:33:51 AM

Quote :

"I am at risk of becoming a fag hag. "

i had to google what it meant.... evan, i think you two would be great friends.

11/11/2009 12:35:16 AM

duke, keep in mind the confession could have come from a MAN!!1

11/11/2009 12:36:01 AM

Quote :

"I fantasize about a close friend of mine almost daily, who just happens to be my significant other's good friend. "

11/11/2009 12:36:09 AM

^ thats kinda fucked up.

I think you should tell whoever that person is going out with about it.

11/11/2009 12:37:41 AM

^^ Not in my mind, it couldn't!

Quote :

"i've overthought my way into not starting probably 5 or 6 relationships in the past 2 years. it beats me up every now and then, but it's something i've been working on"

Quote :

"When I was 14, I got soap in my dick hole. It was excruciatingly painful, but I finished the jerk anyway."

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 12:38 AM. Reason : ]

11/11/2009 12:38:00 AM

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"i haven't seen EMCE's cock, and I hope i never accidentally view it in chit chat somewhere. "

11/11/2009 12:38:26 AM

Quote :

"Breaking news! They're wasps. They built a small nest in my window which I haven't opened since June(until today)."

11/11/2009 12:39:19 AM

Quote :

"i will always beat you at bejeweled "

11/11/2009 12:39:59 AM

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"One of the confessions posted in this thread of mine was a lie to try to start up a conversation."

11/11/2009 12:40:12 AM

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"I take my showers at night so I can get that extra 15 minutes of sleep. "

Quote :

"Is it too much to ask to have people in my life who actually love me? Feeling alone and shit really sucks. I don't get why people don't want to do stuff with me, everyone seems to think I'm a nice enough guy."

11/11/2009 12:41:00 AM

We need more folks ITT

I think I've confessed to all of you

11/11/2009 12:42:18 AM

it's almost 1am, TWW is dying - shit will pick up tomorrow.

11/11/2009 12:43:00 AM

i'll have a few tomorrow after i get off work

11/11/2009 12:43:41 AM

Quote :

"I tell people I don't want to get married and have a family because I'm 95% sure I'll never find someone worth marrying that would actually want to be with me"

I remember you from HS. You are a great person and very true to yourself. I'm sure you'll find your "one" one day! Keep your head up high

11/11/2009 12:43:51 AM

Well I've gotten a few great conversations going on from this thread....this thread is now my tww bff

11/11/2009 12:43:52 AM

Quote :

"the first time I ever cranked one out, it (obviously) felt great up until the point when I finally busted, which hurt like a sonofabitch. Like, doubled-over in pain hurt. The 2nd time, it hurt, but not THAT bad. (The 3rd time and all subsequent were money.)"

11/11/2009 12:44:09 AM

Quote :

"I've seen ScHpEnXeL's cock, and it's reaaaaaaally nice. Like, you have no idea. "

Quote :

"I'm really flattered when girls are into me, so I tend to subtly lead them on, even though I'm in a serious, committed relationship."

11/11/2009 12:45:05 AM

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"I wish I could see myself through other people's eyes so maybe I wouldn't be so hard on myself all the time."

11/11/2009 12:45:47 AM

Quote :

"i'm concerned women will find uncircumsized penis unattractive "

11/11/2009 12:47:08 AM

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"In 8th grade, me and some buddies told this 6th grader that you masturbated by sticking long skinny things, like pencils, into your urethra. He believed us, or at least I'm assuming he did because he was out of school for a week, then when he came back, he never talked to us again."

Haha, I'm not sure I totally buy this, but it's a wild story.

11/11/2009 12:49:08 AM

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"2 of the 3 women I've fucked were because of TWW. I really want to get that third girl on TWW so I can say I'm a sole TWW fucker "

a rather noble goal, haha

Quote :

"I cry at night cause I've never given Evan a high five... unless I was drunk and don't remember it. "

11/11/2009 12:49:12 AM

best thread in a while, might have to get in on this

11/11/2009 12:50:47 AM

Quote :

"I'm always worried when I have sex that I won't pleasure the girl enough. That sometimes has become a self fulfilling prophesy due to the stress."

11/11/2009 12:51:36 AM

Quote :

"i only like buttsex because the bitch cries "

11/11/2009 12:52:12 AM

Quote :

"i fucked a fat chick "

11/11/2009 12:52:20 AM

Quote :

"I have to sleep with the tv on because I'm afraid of the dark "

awh, is it wrong that i think this is adorable?

11/11/2009 12:53:51 AM

Quote :

"I only tell people on tww that I have sex with that I've only been with two people on tww. In reality I've been with more than that. I just don't want people to think I only fuck people from tww. I also lie about my total number now. "

Quote :

"I don't want to see my mother's side of the family again because of the shit they are putting her through for taking care of my sick grandmother in a way that is best for her."

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 12:55 AM. Reason : ]

11/11/2009 12:54:39 AM

Quote :

"anytime a guy shows interest in me and flirts with me I will flirt back even if I had no interest in him because I don't get much attention from guys anymore."

Sister, I think all women are naturally flirtatious.

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"I have a habit of checking all new users info to see if they are female, not to hit on but more to put their comments/posts in context... and then possibly hit on them. "

Right back 'atcha.

11/11/2009 12:54:42 AM

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"Once when I was younger, I masturbated in the car in the parking lot of a Target. "

11/11/2009 12:57:13 AM

Quote :

"I totally think you're hot. "

11/11/2009 12:57:40 AM

Quote :

"My girl is really conventional. I'm the first guy she was with and she's not the least bit hyper-sexual. One day we were going at it and for some reason I just slipped my finger in her butt. She didn't even flinch. Perhaps I underestimated her..."

Quote :

"Sitting in court this week was one of the most nerve-racking and interesting days I've ever had."

11/11/2009 12:58:26 AM

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"I only have buttsex with this one guy cause he thinks I like it, but I really dont, and it gets boring after a while. "

11/11/2009 12:59:55 AM

Quote :

"I'm very happy with myself and where I am in life, but I'm afraid to let my family and others I care about know."

11/11/2009 1:01:00 AM

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"if she ever wanted a e-relationship, i'd e-tap dropdeadkate "

haha it's not a secret if you tell me

Quote :

"I was awake until 4 a.m. last night giving relationship advice to a Russian model. I've known her since she was ~15, but I haven't talked to her much in several years. It was a very strange and intimidating experience."

11/11/2009 1:05:30 AM

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"I had a year long e-relationship with a guy in England. He dumped me for a girl he could actually have sex with. I don't really blame him but I definitely don't do that stupid shit anymore."

11/11/2009 1:08:13 AM

how are so many people receiving confessions?

11/11/2009 1:08:15 AM

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"The only girl who's ever almost gotten me to cheat on my significant other, I met on TWW "

haha, it seems like TWW causes a bunch of tension in like every relationship

11/11/2009 1:08:51 AM

I'm not =[

11/11/2009 1:08:52 AM

i've sent several out myself and gotten some from probably 5-10 different people.

11/11/2009 1:09:36 AM

^^^ almost every one

yep, send out a few and people start replying or sending theirs to you

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 1:10 AM. Reason : !]

11/11/2009 1:09:46 AM

Quote :

"I went to a strip club the other night and I acted like I was really offended when guys talking to me like I was a stripper and wanted to see my boobs but in reality I was a bit flattered."

11/11/2009 1:10:48 AM

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"The past few confessions I had I ended up holding back because they would be too identifiable. I wish I could be totally anonymous and invisible again sometimes "

11/11/2009 1:12:52 AM

Quote :

"sometimes i whack off to music if i can't find any good porn"

11/11/2009 1:13:37 AM

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"Even though I'm not much older than them at all, I still feel super guilty and immoral when I get all horny and shit looking at the Cary HS XC team when they're out running."

11/11/2009 1:14:50 AM

what else you guys got for me?!

11/11/2009 1:14:50 AM

i want one!

11/11/2009 1:15:06 AM

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"RD is my hero"

FREE RECEIVEDEATH!

11/11/2009 1:15:25 AM