why not streaming? mtv.com hosts them

shit ain't hard, son

http://www.sidereel.com/Jersey_Shore/_season/1/_episode/4/_search

12/20/2009 2:39:33 AM

^Only way I've caught any of this show.

12/20/2009 5:54:56 PM

me too. mtv commercials are like 10 minutes long and filled with a bunch of proactiv and tampons ads.

12/20/2009 6:17:10 PM

ive been fist pumping straight for 3 weeks now. i literally cant stop. my arm hurts.

12/20/2009 7:43:44 PM

haha found it:

Quote :

""I'm hookin' up with my girl, Pauly's hookin' up with his girl, and, uh, we're gonna have sex. So, you know, that's the Situation.""

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/12/jersey_shore_recap.html#ixzz0aHw3WeFo


i love that. "and, uh, we're gonna have sex"

just so matter of fact

12/20/2009 9:57:51 PM

i was looking for a torrent so i could watch it on my tv, i dont have cable and me and my gf dont want to huddle around my laptop

12/20/2009 10:01:12 PM

when Snooki and her mom were on the lift, Snooki pointed out the house...you could see the roof with the hot tub and it looked like the house was on top of the shirt shop that they work at.


they make it seem like they have to walk blocks to get to the shop.

12/20/2009 10:09:42 PM

^i wondered that too

12/20/2009 11:09:50 PM

yeah i was thinking the same thing.......which is weird because when they show the house in scenes (like the outside of it) its a free standing house with other houses around it. i'm assuming its like a block or two away from the boardwalk.

but then again in that same episode Snooki got so drunk that her and "Ron" (Russ) couldn't remembered where she lived so they stayed on the beach that night (which you can't really do because the beach is fenced off and you have to pay to get onto the beach)

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 12:30 AM. Reason : add]

12/21/2009 12:29:15 AM

Quote :

"and you have to pay to get onto the beach"

only during operating hours of the day. at night the beach is "closed"; to get on it you either have to walk down to the south towards seaside park and then walk back up towards the heights or you can always jump the fences which people do often enough anyway.

12/21/2009 7:57:50 AM

lol, nm

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 4:47 PM. Reason : l]

12/21/2009 4:47:17 PM

What other ethnic groups could they make a show out of?

12/22/2009 2:38:54 PM

"THE MAD REAL WORLD"

12/22/2009 5:34:13 PM

In light of the discussion on here about double-standards regarding gender and violence, it's funny that MTV had no beef about airing Amber choking and slapping her fiance Gary on Teen Mom. Granted, it's a punch versus a slap, but it's violence none-the-less. And she's verbally abusive as hell toward him.

12/23/2009 7:12:35 AM

Is she the bigger girl with dark hair? Blah, domestic violence is no good

MTV just want that $ (and ratings)

[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 8:21 AM. Reason : .]

12/23/2009 8:20:47 AM

^ yeh, she's a total bitch too

12/23/2009 8:59:20 AM

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/12/behind-the-scenes-of-jersey-shore

12/23/2009 7:40:41 PM

I am watching this for the first time right now. Holy LOLs.

12/24/2009 10:20:11 PM

^^that is pretty funny

12/25/2009 3:28:47 AM

I was sad to see that there was no new episode last night. devastated actually.

12/25/2009 11:19:48 AM

^^^^AHAHAHAHAHA

12/26/2009 10:25:52 PM

ahahah they're saying Mike "The Situation" was a male stripper back in 2004

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/25/the-situation-stripper-photos-pictures-jersey-shore/

12/28/2009 11:28:21 AM

^ he would put his cock in peoples face and create situations.

12/28/2009 12:33:00 PM

haha

"thats why i dont eat lobster, cuz they're alive when you kill it"

1/2/2010 11:17:27 PM

than they show her stuffing some steak in her mouth

1/3/2010 6:38:36 AM

yes thats the joke

EVERYTHING is alive when you kill it

1/3/2010 1:10:23 PM

I find JWOWW's face disgusting. And her poor choice of "club" clothes

You can be sexy but with a bit more class going to a club...but I guess it's Jersey it's how they "roll".

1/3/2010 4:22:55 PM

Quote :

"ive been fist pumping straight for 3 weeks now. i literally cant stop. my arm hurts."

hahaha this is too much, i must see it

ok found it online and i'm finally gonna watch this tonight. let's see if it turns into a marathon

1/3/2010 5:54:35 PM

I marathoned this show on New Years day with ease...I blinked and 4 hours had went by and the laughs kept coming...

Mike "the situation" 's creep after the girl got punched in the face is the best...

love it.

1/3/2010 11:13:20 PM

The "Grenade" (girl that Pauly D took one for the team for) is back next week I think

1/4/2010 1:05:29 PM

ok i watched 2 before work and 3 after work.

this is by far the best show on television right now

1/4/2010 8:29:27 PM

People like this should not be allowed to have kids.

1/4/2010 8:42:04 PM

"like chill out freckles mcghee."

1/4/2010 9:09:27 PM

lol

that bitch has a situation on her hands

1/4/2010 9:12:09 PM

Michael Cera with Pauly before/after his 'Jersey Shore' makeover.

1/5/2010 3:17:03 PM

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

damn that is funny

1/5/2010 4:31:36 PM

Ronnie whipped that dude's ass on the boardwalk

1/8/2010 4:04:44 PM

Quote :

"I find JWOWW's face disgusting. And her poor choice of "club" clothes You can be sexy but with a bit more class going to a club...but I guess it's Jersey it's how they "roll"."

her hair is ALWAYS nappy too! except maybe for the few hours when they go out at night. other than that

1/8/2010 10:32:33 PM

^^^^ what the heck hahaha, where is that from?

1/8/2010 11:02:19 PM

Quote :

"Ronnie whipped that dude's ass on the boardwalk "

Yeah, but he could fight so much better if he learned to calm his nerves and keep a clear head. They mostly wrastled around.

Why didn't Sammi whoop that bitch's ass who was trying to slap Ronny before the fight? I was disappointed in that. Nothing brings a couple together like double teaming another couple in a 2 on 2 brawl. I bet Jwow would have been all over that bitch.

I love how Sammi turned it around and made Ronnie into the bad guy as soon as Snookie was around. That took some talent son. Not many people could have pulled that off.

[Edited on January 8, 2010 at 11:47 PM. Reason : l]

1/8/2010 11:46:45 PM

^true. a/b everything in that post. but he was dishing some shots to the temple, and while it didnt look that bad, ronnie is a big mother fucker and you know those shots to the head had to hurt

1/9/2010 2:56:47 AM

it is weird, jwowwwwwwww almost looks ok in this. like a thicker catherine zeta-jones...

1/10/2010 1:36:59 AM

The only thing that I know about this show is when I heard Opie and Anthony referring to Snookie getting punched in the face at a bar. Did MTV show this in the show, or did they wimp out and cut it from TV?

1/10/2010 5:53:12 AM

they didnt air the footage originally afaik




[Edited on January 10, 2010 at 6:34 AM. Reason : .]

1/10/2010 6:09:19 AM

Damn, dude punched the shit out of her.

1/10/2010 6:11:06 AM

the dude was a PE teacher in NY

1/10/2010 6:39:10 AM

holy shit, in that pic^^^^^^ jwoww looks fantastic

1/10/2010 6:49:30 AM

she looks much older

1/10/2010 6:57:23 AM

Pauly D looks pissed

1/10/2010 9:09:10 AM

these guys look big but they are like 5'5"

1/10/2010 2:16:18 PM