Quote :

"wasn't there a thread bout middle schoolers banging a teacher or something?"

there is a reason i'm not a high school teacher

7/2/2010 12:09:17 PM

me too actually, my birthday is late and i started school early...



shit i'm a senior now and i'm only 20

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

7/2/2010 12:10:03 PM

^^Pedobear exposed?

7/2/2010 12:11:22 PM

i have never done anything illegal...

that i'm aware of

7/2/2010 12:14:56 PM

ignorance = innocence imo

7/2/2010 12:16:18 PM

that's a motto i can support

7/2/2010 12:16:50 PM

If there's a hole that needs attending to, I can most definitely "plug it in, plug it in..."



Consider this a metaphor

Oh, no gaiz holes though. I don't want to take evan's customer basis.

7/2/2010 12:36:02 PM

oh my

7/2/2010 12:37:05 PM

what just happened to my thread

7/2/2010 12:39:57 PM

I'm not sure I appreciate the direction this is going.

Or do I?

7/2/2010 12:44:22 PM

I win

7/2/2010 12:45:39 PM

Drink a little after Saucer last night?

7/2/2010 12:46:09 PM

maybe

7/2/2010 12:46:47 PM

I can't decide if the best part is that there is wine filling up a pint glass or the fact that the picture is already hazy.

7/2/2010 12:49:19 PM

well the haziness is because of the cell phone i took it with...

i think you are neglecting to notice that it's a NATURAL LIGHT pint glass

7/2/2010 12:50:17 PM

Keep it Natural

[Edited on July 2, 2010 at 12:53 PM. Reason : ...]

7/2/2010 12:52:13 PM

I'm not young enough

7/2/2010 12:52:44 PM

Quote :

"I mean, I'd let you'd hit suck it, if that's what you're referring to."

7/2/2010 12:57:58 PM

i will consider this thread a success

7/4/2010 5:32:03 PM

I would probably agree with that.

7/4/2010 5:36:13 PM

Mine was much less successful

7/4/2010 5:42:18 PM

but i didn't get ronald mcdonald's biography in mine

7/4/2010 5:43:09 PM

bttmft

7/5/2010 1:00:19 AM

you scratch my head, i'll scratch yours.

7/5/2010 1:01:49 AM

DEAL!

7/5/2010 1:04:05 AM

nice

7/5/2010 1:05:11 AM

7/5/2010 1:26:12 AM

if I'm nekkid, will I do?

7/5/2010 1:27:11 AM

yes

7/5/2010 1:30:36 AM

7/5/2010 1:45:54 AM

dirty

7/5/2010 2:15:23 AM

I just noticed this thread and I meet these requirements son. None of these other fools can match what I got to offer son.

7/5/2010 8:31:26 AM

FUCKIN GHOST FACE KILLA SON

7/5/2010 11:04:09 AM

^I think you missed the fact that there is alcohol involved. I'm not sure this is your scene

7/5/2010 11:05:24 AM

Wait... Alcohol is involved?

7/5/2010 11:08:31 AM

Is age waiverable up to 30?

7/5/2010 11:45:46 AM

Well, you are like 6k miles away....and I don't think 2 years is an age appropriate differential.

file the proper paperwork with the DODMERB and see what they say.

7/5/2010 11:47:10 AM

Quote :

"25 is my ceiling [Edited on July 2, 2010 at 1:32 AM. Reason : unless you're REALLY hot or i'm REALLY drunk...then i can go higher ]"

7/5/2010 11:50:33 AM

If it weren't for this alcohol thing I'd qualify.

Wait... does this alcohol apply to both individuals or just you?

7/5/2010 11:51:46 AM

just me!

7/5/2010 11:52:55 AM

Oh, I guess I qualify then son!

7/5/2010 11:55:10 AM

i'm 26...how much alcohol are we talking?

7/5/2010 11:57:42 AM

^ 25 AND UNDER FOOL.

7/5/2010 12:00:20 PM

she has the "if really hot or really drunk" clause, son!

[Edited on July 5, 2010 at 12:03 PM. Reason : so i'm just trying to figure out how drunk she'd need to be for me to bump her ceiling ]

7/5/2010 12:00:57 PM

the more i drink the less stringent my rules become

[Edited on July 5, 2010 at 12:10 PM. Reason : kjhljk]

7/5/2010 12:09:39 PM

so lots of booze. duly noted

7/5/2010 12:14:19 PM

i didn't read the whole thread, but i'm interested to hear about who LP hooked up with. photos and video footage would be appreciated as well

7/5/2010 12:16:49 PM

I qualified under the really hot clause.. go me. I also didnt mention my true age at first that is key haha

7/5/2010 12:17:51 PM

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7/5/2010 4:51:55 PM