BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
tippin on 4 vogues 8/10/2011 11:31:02 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "did they continue the trend of making the chat even shittier than before? " |
Yes.8/10/2011 11:32:45 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
it appears it's not quite as shitty as it was yesterday
at least now i can scroll through my online friends 8/10/2011 11:33:47 PM |
GrayFox33 TX R. Snake 10566 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on August 12, 2011 at 11:49 AM. Reason : Credit: CollegeHumor]
8/12/2011 11:49:17 AM |
wolfdawg4 All American 5866 Posts user info edit post |
Is this the new WWJD?
Quote : | "Ok next question. If Jesus is your facebook friend would He "like" your status?" |
8/12/2011 11:55:53 AM |
moonman All American 8685 Posts user info edit post |
I like how Katie knew when to cut and run after her first comment. I wouldn't have had that kind of self control. 8/12/2011 11:59:09 AM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, Melanie needs to go die in a fire. 8/12/2011 11:59:34 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
zomg. i would have had to delete Melanie if she were my friend.
8/12/2011 12:02:36 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
BOOM ROASTED
[Edited on August 12, 2011 at 12:05 PM. Reason : So is Kevin for real?] 8/12/2011 12:05:05 PM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
^^ i'd have to delete melanie and most probably her bf kevin
[Edited on August 12, 2011 at 12:06 PM. Reason : moar] 8/12/2011 12:06:32 PM |
moonman All American 8685 Posts user info edit post |
This one has been showing up on my news feed a LOT lately:
Quote : | "Think about it~~~If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 yrs. hard labor. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the U.S. border illegally you get a job, a driver's license, food stamps, a place to live, health care, housing & child benefits, education, & tax free business for 7 yrs. No wonder we are a country in debt." |
Really? People want to look to North Korea and Afghanistan as our moral compass?
And I can't just de-friend. These people are my family. 8/12/2011 12:09:46 PM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
block feed? 8/12/2011 12:12:31 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
OMG I hope Melanie never gets cancer
wtf 8/12/2011 12:12:59 PM |
moonman All American 8685 Posts user info edit post |
^^ That's the weapon of choice more often than not. 8/12/2011 12:18:03 PM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "What my Mom taught me: Religion - "You better pray that comes out of the carpet" Logic - "Because I said so, that's why" Irony - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about" Wisdom - "When you get to my age you'll understand" Justice - "One day you'll have kids, I hope they turn out just like you!!" Re-post if your mom taught you" |
8/12/2011 3:32:50 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
I'm going to continue my bitching about young mothers on facebook here because it's the only facebook thread I see
It's always like
Stay at home shithead mom: Here's a picture of my stupid shithead kid sitting on our stupid shitty floor
And they post that shit like 10 times a day
And there's always a gaggle of other stupid fucking moms swooping in to talk about how their stupid shithead kid ALSO sits on the floor! What a coincidence! Let's talk about babies babies babies
As soon as someone posts the first mirror shot of them holding their stupid pregnant belly, they're getting unfriended. If they abort, I'll consider readding them on a provisional basis.
Unrelated, qf and punchmonk's kid showed up in my suggested friends. That's pretty weird, but she looks like a cool kid. 8/12/2011 3:39:03 PM |
Grandmaster All American 10829 Posts user info edit post |
I really thought at the end Kevin was going to be like
"Nah im just playin, shut the fuck up Melanie." 8/12/2011 3:43:01 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "ALL THE PHONE NUMBERS IN YOUR PHONE are now on Facebook. go to the top right of the screen, click on ACCOUNT, click on EDIT FRIENDS, left side of screen and click CONTACTS. you will see all phone numbers from your phone (FB friends or not) are published that you have stored in your mobile phone. TO REMOVE, go to RIGHT column, click on "this page" Please re-post this on your status, so your friends can remove their numbers and thus prevent abuse if they do not want them published." |
8/12/2011 3:59:29 PM |
TallyHo All American 11744 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ amen to all of that
i may have been friends with those women once, but if you ceased to exist as an individual when you had a baby, then it's not possible to be your friend 8/12/2011 4:11:35 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
^^ That actually did piss me off. 8/12/2011 4:57:30 PM |
BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "And there's always a gaggle of other stupid fucking moms swooping in to talk about how their stupid shithead kid ALSO sits on the floor! What a coincidence!" |
lololol
and facebook thinks me and their kid should also be friends8/13/2011 8:09:27 PM |
OldBlueChair All American 5405 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "TO ALL MY FELLOW NUTS - I mean friends...I just realized...We sit and stare at a screen...We talk to ourselves. Laugh our butts off. We have imaginary friends and vineyards, cities and fake animals. We cook imaginary food in imaginary bakeries...We poke people and think it's ok. We even write on walls. Think about it.....Facebook is a mental hospital...and we are all...patients... Feel free to steal this...I just did!..Party in my ward : ) lol 5 minutes ago · Like · " |
8/14/2011 8:37:04 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
ugh, that is so lame. I guarantee some 45 year old housewife wrote that shit 8/14/2011 8:43:42 PM |
amac884 All American 25609 Posts user info edit post |
8/14/2011 9:04:31 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
that's very long 8/14/2011 9:11:06 PM |
evlbuxmbetty All American 3633 Posts user info edit post |
omg that stephen hawking thing killed me 8/14/2011 9:13:27 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
just about every single girl on my FB has a pic of their feet in the sand at the beach.
[Edited on August 14, 2011 at 9:31 PM. Reason : d] 8/14/2011 9:31:01 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
ew feet 8/14/2011 9:31:46 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
Do not post pictures of your pregnant body covered in vaseline 8/14/2011 9:42:09 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52765 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Really? People want to look to North Korea and Afghanistan as our moral compass?
And I can't just de-friend. These people are my family." |
That, and the Af-Pak border is porous like a sonofabitch, anyway. I mean, Afghanistan borders Pakistan's Federally Administered Tribal Area (commonly, "FATA"), which is Pakistan's wild west that they largely don't even try to govern.
and Melanie is one stupid hooker.8/14/2011 9:50:04 PM |
ncsuftw1 BEAP BEAP 15126 Posts user info edit post |
I hated the new Facebook chat thing but now it makes 100% complete sense, like most of their changes do... Facebook Messenger is about to make chat into the new SMS system, more or less, so they want people's name to be there whether they are online or not because it doesn't matter. It's like texting someone. Now if you turn on Facebook Messenger on your phone you get a little phone symbol next to your name... in case you haven't tried it. 8/14/2011 9:57:24 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
yes, but google huddle beat them to the punch with a better interface 8/14/2011 10:09:28 PM |
Kickstand All American 11538 Posts user info edit post |
^^ I never make myself available on fb to chat. I'm usually on there for 5 minutes or less per day, so I don't want people bothering me while I scan the page for interesting news feeds. 8/14/2011 10:43:30 PM |
amac884 All American 25609 Posts user info edit post |
just saw this one...
Quote : | "SINGLE or NOT put this as your status & see how many INBOXES you get. Green: I want a relationship with you. Blue: I like you a lot. Orange: I wanna kiss you. Yellow: I miss you. ............Pink: We should get to know each other. Red: Your a cutie. Purple: i love you. Black: i want you but cant have you. Grey: im stupid for leaving you" |
8/14/2011 10:49:36 PM |
Troop All American 849 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "PLEASE post this as your status if you know someone who has been eaten by Penguins. Penguins are nearly unstoppable and, when hungry, also breathe fire. 71% of people won't copy this into their status because they have already been eaten by Penguins. Another 28% won't because they are hiding in their showers with fire extinguishers awaiting the coming Penguin apocalypse. The remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post" |
8/16/2011 4:35:55 AM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
lol at the last one 8/16/2011 12:46:09 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
seriously. i cannot stand the extra letter thing goin on
i've been known to do it once in a while but now im trying to stop it completely.
*** *****: & lleeettttt's goo! I got a house & a keyyy & a permitt..but that wont do me much good getting there hah!
***** ******: girl i gotta licenseee
*** *****: justttt leeemmmmee know babyy! (:
[Edited on August 17, 2011 at 9:00 PM. Reason : ooops] 8/17/2011 9:00:07 PM |
TallyHo All American 11744 Posts user info edit post |
^ agreed
OMG SO CUTEEEEEEEEE
it looks like the writer had a stroke at the end of each sentence, which is what i hope happens 8/18/2011 9:48:23 AM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
A pregnant facebook friend posted pictures for a "Gender Reveal Party" 8/26/2011 3:21:49 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27743 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "If you hate me, delete me. if you think im nice, like my status. if you think im a good friend, comment on this status. if you ever liked me, poke me i won't tell. if you like me now, inbox me a smiley face. if you want to date me, inbox me a heart i won't tell seriously. if you are brave put this as your status" |
8/26/2011 4:21:01 PM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
ha! 8/26/2011 4:22:23 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
INBOX ME?
wtf? 8/26/2011 4:26:09 PM |
d7freestyler Sup, Brahms 23935 Posts user info edit post |
i won't tell seriously 8/26/2011 4:27:19 PM |
GenghisJohn bonafide 10246 Posts user info edit post |
Ernie, the gf and I just got an invite for a gender reveal party. We were astounded that it was a real thing. What the fuck is wrong with our generation. 8/26/2011 4:36:13 PM |
ncsuallday Sink the Flagship 9818 Posts user info edit post |
That Steven Hawking thing was a such a letdown. I wish somebody would have set her/them straight. It's alright though I'm sure Melanie will make a fine hairdresser stylist one day and maybe even a fingernail painter lady esthetician if she really stays at it!
I HATE when people on FB post profile pictures in this order:
1 - Sonogram picture 2 - Mom holding giant belly 3 - Baby daddy (usually not husband/fiancee) kissing said giant belly 4 - Picture of nasty newborn alien looking baby 5 - Baby pictures from then until I delete them (usually including constant baby status updates)
Classless. 8/26/2011 4:42:57 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
another one of those "don't tell the boys" thing must be going on
i keep seeing "__ weeks and craving ____"
^ not gonna lie-i see myself doing the first two. maybe not the first one...but more than likely the second. but just because i think its cool that im going to have a fucking HUMAN BEING growing inside of me.
[Edited on September 1, 2011 at 7:00 PM. Reason : ] 9/1/2011 6:58:30 PM |
jbtilley All American 12795 Posts user info edit post |
If you blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah then post this as your status. 9/1/2011 6:59:55 PM |
MinkaGrl01
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^^http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=200432236691196
not sure if you have to be invited to see it or not
Quote : | "Ok PRETTY LADIES.. It's that time of year again in support of Breast Cancer Awareness! We all remember last years game of writing your bra color as your status? or the way we like to have our handbag handy?
Remember last year so many people took part that it made national news and the constant updating of status reminded everyone why we're doing this and helped raise awareness!
......DO NOT tell any males what the status' mean, keep them guessing And please Broadcast this to all ur female friends to see if we can make a bigger fuss this year than last year
I did my part... So now its YOUR turn!
The idea is to choose the month You were born and the day you were born. Pass this on to the girls only and lets see how far it reaches around. The last one about the bra went round the world.
So you'll write... I'm (your birth month) weeks and I'm craving (your birth date) !!! as your status
Example: Feb 14th= I'm 2 weeks and craving Choclolate mints!!
January-1week Febuary-2weeks March-3weeks April-4weeks May-6weeks June-8weeks July-10weeks August-12weeks September-13weeks October-14weeks November-16weeks December-18weeks
Days of the month:
1- Skittles 2- Starburst 3- Kit-Kat 4- M&M's 5- Tomatoes 6- Ice Cream 7- Dairy Milk 8- Lollipop 9- Peanut Butter Cups 10- Meat Balls 11- Twizzlers 12- Bubble Gum 13- Hershey's Kisses 14- Chocolate Mints 15- Twix 16- Cheese 17- Fudge 18- Cherry Jello 19- Banana's 20- Pickels 21- Chicken Wings 22- Skittles 23- Gummy Bears 24- Gummy Worms 25- Strawberry Pop Tarts 26- Starburst 27- Mini Eggs 28- Kit-Kat Chunkie 29- Double Chocolate Chip Chrunchy Cookies 30- Smarties 31- Chocolate Cake" |
it's ridiculous. You want to make a difference, create awareness? Actually talk about the disease and it's symptoms or help raise money for research. People just want something to act cute about and it pisses me off 9/1/2011 7:05:05 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
yeah i pretty much agree.
and even if youre even gonna promote awareness you can at least let people know what your talking about and not some cryptic message.
[Edited on September 1, 2011 at 7:07 PM. Reason : sdfdfd] 9/1/2011 7:07:30 PM |
MinkaGrl01
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btw, I'm 8 weeks and craving mini eggs
I have no idea what mini eggs are ] 9/1/2011 7:09:22 PM |