i really do look homeless....


a lot

6/16/2011 2:45:44 PM

she invited me back to her place once.

her cardboard box wasn't big enough for two

6/16/2011 2:46:40 PM

You have at least one pair of jeans I particularly like, however I have seen you wear them once maybe twice. Just sayin

6/16/2011 2:56:20 PM

Quote :

"It's a staged sort of thing, kind of like a flowchart: Immediate: Would I have sex with her or not? As a dude, I pretty much make this judgement of every girl I see. Usually it takes 5 seconds or less (often significantly less). If I would not bang her, that's pretty much where the flowchart ends. She's like a dude, except way the fuck more aggravating to deal with. If I would do it with her, I then at least begin to evaluate things like personality, intelligence, interests, character, blah blah blah. More importantly, I also start more finely characterizing her sexability. What I mean is, there are a bunch of girls who are good looking and I'd definitely sleep with, but I'd never consider dating, just due to looks. I mean, I might hang out with her here and there (and may or may not genuinely enjoy her company) and sleep with her on an ongoing basis, but she will never be my girlfriend. If I'm forgoing variety in my sex life, the house brand is gonna have to be smokin' (not necessarily stereotypical "movie-star" hot...but that's OK too) If she is attractive enough for the girlfriend tier, then I start thinking in earnest about all the other stuff beyond the physical. I don't mean to imply that I give unduly light weight to this stuff--on the contrary, it's very important. It's just that it's irrelevant unless the physical attraction is there (and that's easier to gauge quickly, so we dudes start the process there). Most chicks, then, are either too dumb, or too boring, or too much of a pain in the ass, or whatever. If she's all-around awesome enough that I'm still interested in seriously dating her at this point, then that's exactly what I try to do. So far, I've had exactly zero success in that. I'll be 32 in a few months, and have no intention whatsoever of doing a damn thing differently."

[Edited on June 16, 2011 at 3:09 PM. Reason : how do i make my picture full size? ]

6/16/2011 3:08:10 PM

I put on pajamas as soon as I get home from work and they are not sexy pjs. Poor boyfriend. i was wearing an apron when he came home yesterday and was cleaning the house and cooking, so I guess that helps.

6/16/2011 3:10:45 PM

^^ .JPG



[Edited on June 16, 2011 at 3:12 PM. Reason : why no work?]

6/16/2011 3:11:37 PM

[Edited on June 16, 2011 at 3:12 PM. Reason : too slow]

6/16/2011 3:12:22 PM

mods not knowing how to post full size pics on your wolfweb? its more likely than you think

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

6/16/2011 3:13:27 PM

That is why you're single.

6/16/2011 3:16:11 PM

thank you LunaK

i'm not good with that kind of stuff

6/16/2011 3:24:31 PM

just add a capitol G at the end of the jpg. so jpG

6/16/2011 3:30:27 PM

Quote :

"so i must ask, when determining the attractiveness of a female is it solely based on appearance or do personality traits factor in?"

At first sight, you get a raw score.
Let's say the female gets a raw score of an 8.
Not bad, not bad at all.

After the initial raw score, you have multipliers, negatives, and positives which will give you your after market score.

Negatives (Dumb, Boring, Selfish, Shallow, etc.)
Positives (Intelligent, Funny, Open-Minded, Easy Going, etc.)
Multipliers (Standing Split, No Gag Reflex, Loves Video Games, Sane, etc.)

Any questions?

6/16/2011 4:11:23 PM

what about loose cooch?

6/16/2011 4:14:14 PM

Intelligence is a negative in my book. Women are capable of education, but they are not made for activities which demand a universal faculty such as the more advanced sciences, philosophy and certain forms of artistic production.

6/16/2011 4:32:32 PM

That flowchart is amazing...and 100% true

6/16/2011 4:37:10 PM

chicks that are hardcore into sports or video games is a huge turnoff for me. Those are my interests, and things I enjoy outside of relationships. I find it a lot hotter if they suck at video games or sports knowledge and I can show them whats up.

6/16/2011 4:43:00 PM

Quote :

"That flowchart is amazing...and 100% true "

99% percent. I don't see anywhere about her social status, i.e. money? ghetto/hoodrich friends? who she hangs out with? Are they ugly? does she have motivation in life other than to be a housebitch and babymaker?

6/16/2011 4:48:00 PM

Honestly, her background and history needs to be similar to mine, or else serious relationships prolly wont work.

One time I had a chick that refused to introduce me to her parents once I told her some of my family background, but she really wanted to keep dating.

6/16/2011 5:02:14 PM

family background, eh?

6/16/2011 5:04:45 PM

Yes, sorry.


Family background

6/16/2011 5:11:03 PM

thats the problem with poor breeding.

No one wants it.

6/16/2011 5:39:25 PM

To me, the closely related personality trifecta of wit, humor, and a laid back attitude can go a long way to making up for physical deficiencies.

Wit -- you can bust my balls (and those of my friends) in a hilarious fashion.
Humor -- you think funny shit is funny.
Laid back -- When something goes wrong (or I did something stupid), you either brush it off or respond with one of the above.

This is the reason why, in spite of tending towards a conservative viewpoint, I am forever finding myself attracted to pretty liberal women. Republican girls are not laid back and have terrible senses of humor. As far as I can tell, this is pretty much universally true in our age bracket.

6/16/2011 5:51:01 PM

yeah, coming from someone with NO financial safety net, and a bum mother that still lives off of her parents, I hate dealing with mid to upper middle class parents. They are just way too judgmental.

6/16/2011 6:37:39 PM

Quote :

"Republican girls are not laid back and have terrible senses of humor. As far as I can tell, this is pretty much universally true in our age bracket."

QFT, but the terrible sense of humor is not limited to the republican ladies..

[Edited on June 16, 2011 at 7:49 PM. Reason : .]

6/16/2011 7:48:00 PM

Oh, I agree -- a liberal gal who is really worked up about all of her causes won't have a sense of humor, either. In fact, the only thing with a worse one than a republican girl is an activist one.

Meanwhile politically apathetic girls are not likely to appeal to a poli sci geek like myself.

Taken together, that rules out everyone except for the liberal-but-not-too-worked-up-about-it ladies. If I had a dollar for every time I let slip that I generally vote Republican and then had to spend a half hour desperately explaining myself so that they don't flee in disgust...

...I'd have probably five, six dollars.

6/16/2011 9:04:24 PM

political affiliations/beliefs as well as religion definitely factor in later, but not when determining attractiveness.

6/16/2011 10:02:59 PM

There are plenty of people on either side who give a shit when it matters and can take a joke when it doesn't.

I mean, my wife is getting her masters degree, working towards a Ph.D., in women's and gender studies, but she likes a good rape joke too.

6/16/2011 10:03:15 PM

^^^you're crazy...

i'm conservative and i'm funny as shit...

also...i hang out with mark so i have to have a good sense of humor

[Edited on June 16, 2011 at 10:05 PM. Reason : asdf]

6/16/2011 10:04:46 PM

Quote :

"personality can drop a girl's rating down, but it almost never brings it up sorry "

hahahahahah

6/16/2011 10:05:41 PM

summarize this thread


i assume its "even hot girls are a 6 because im on tww and im a retard"

6/16/2011 10:06:48 PM

Quote :

".i hang out with mark so i have to have a good sense of humor"

Or a complete disregard for one's own health. Either or there, really.

6/16/2011 10:07:40 PM

i'll give you that

6/16/2011 10:08:19 PM

^i'd hit it

6/16/2011 10:08:53 PM

1. ctrl + f + EMCE
2.
3. page 2. ctrl + f + EMCE
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5. page 3. ctrl + f + EMCE
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7. page 4. ctrl + f + EMCE
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fuck you

6/16/2011 10:11:20 PM

Quote :

"summarize this thread i assume its "even hot girls are a 6 because im on tww and im a retard""

more like, "i'm a nerd and i expect women to always be aware that i am judging them"

6/16/2011 10:12:04 PM

^

6/16/2011 10:13:21 PM

im not a nerd and im always judging women, but not telling them what i think of them.

6/16/2011 10:20:44 PM

Quote :

"i assume its "even hot girls are a 6 because im on tww and im a retard""

Surprisingly, no.

And most of the judgmental comments seem to pertain to personality.

6/16/2011 10:23:30 PM

Three numbers (###) like an area code.

First digit (scaled 0 to 9) - Attractiveness of face
Second digit (0=no or 1=yes) - Would you have sex with her?
Third digit (scaled 0 to 9) - Attractiveness of body

Examples:
Butterface - 519, 319, 119, etc
Best friend's cute sister - 708
Smoking hot girl - 919

6/16/2011 11:02:07 PM

- Not fat = 5
- fuckable is anything greater than a 3 or so
- Chicks who try to act like guys don't gain much by that tactic
- A chick would do much better for herself by acting sweet
- As mentioned above, GF material is anyone who isn't too whiney, dramatic, hysterical, jealous, possessive.
- There's always going to be a base level of irrationality. Expecting anything else is like expecting to meet a unicorn
- Girls aren't really funny, so the ones who know this and don't make fools of themselves are nice

6/16/2011 11:11:15 PM

she will sleep with me = dont care

she wont = she is ugly anyways

6/16/2011 11:21:31 PM

so if you do the 0-9 or 1-10 scale or whatever, is that based on a bell curve? Like is a 5 decent or does everybody get an inflated grade?

6/16/2011 11:25:56 PM

Bell curve for sure. Only dorks that like to say they "only date '9's' and '10's'" are likely to inflate merely to bump what would be a 7 up to a 9.

6/16/2011 11:28:20 PM

Blah Blah Blah. The argument is irrelevant.

LivinProof78 can get it. /thread

6/16/2011 11:31:13 PM

Slave Famous, your expression of disappointment from the first page just may be poorly-founded; I mean I'm cut and yet I still have so much cock-skin that it's loose even when I'm hard, and the head does shrivel inside it when completely soft...

Quote :

"I think that, as a man, if you can recognize where a girl bought her clothes you need to re-evaluate your priorities in life."

A rudimentary knowledge of fashion and sexual attraction to men do not imply each other; they're just correlated~♥

6/17/2011 12:54:38 AM

^ U ain't cut right. I look like a masterpiece. No lady wants to blow a anteater.

6/17/2011 8:02:13 AM

Quote :

"so if you do the 0-9 or 1-10 scale or whatever, is that based on a bell curve? Like is a 5 decent or does everybody get an inflated grade?"

Everyone's tastes are different and no one wants to claim dating/hooking up with an "average girl"
i would say that 7+ are the only ones that fall into the datable zone and even that is stretching it for most.

6/17/2011 8:27:24 AM

It facinates me how similar men are. I walk to and from work everyday and see a number of attractive ladies on each trip. Recently due to some construction on the bridge I walk over we've had a number of iron riggers/construction workers in the area. Everytime an attractive female walks past you will see all 10-15 of them find a reason to turn around and check out her ass, of course I have also been checking it out as I walk behind her.

Ladies, how does it feel to be sexually examend by every guy who sees you?

6/17/2011 8:40:09 AM

pretty good actually

6/17/2011 8:46:36 AM

all this 1-10 mess is just internet talk. Men actually use a binary scale of 0-1.

6/17/2011 9:12:45 AM