EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
I'm not a violent person, much less, a violent middle easterner. I won't be the one shooting you. I do wish you were more like the "normal" middle easterners that I work with. They're fantastic.
But lies? Nah. I mean.... 2 of those threads are so old, they've been deleted. But I'm sure I can still pull up the disgusting chocolate cake fiasco, or the dingleberry-laden boxer sniffing adventure. 2/17/2012 4:39:59 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
No lie though chocolate cake with zuchinni is actually pretty good.
It's not any healthier than regular chocolate cake though. It just keeps it moist longer.
[Edited on February 17, 2012 at 4:43 PM. Reason : I mean, nobody thinks cake with carrots is gross after all] 2/17/2012 4:42:54 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
I recall OEPII extolling the virtues of bidets in that thread, which culminated with the boxer-sniffing anecdote. Which leads one to wonder why, if someone was so opposed to wiping their own ass, they'd go out of their way to smell someone else's. 2/17/2012 4:44:59 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
Is that the same thread where he talked about sucking a dog's dick? 2/17/2012 4:46:20 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
No, that was the thread about wet dog food vs dry, which he hijacked with his cautionary tale of what happens when you blow a German Shepard. 2/17/2012 4:49:14 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
you can wish whatever you want and concoct whatever lies you want and have.
i wish somebody would garrote you, or that you were more like normal decent respectable black people i have come across in my life, or that you wouldn't go around sexually molesting anything that moves at night.
^^,^ oh look at that, as usual, emce-dick-sucking gargoyles come out of the woodwork every single time he has a go at me.
[Edited on February 17, 2012 at 4:53 PM. Reason : glad AndyMac has a working brain] 2/17/2012 4:49:21 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148223 Posts user info edit post |
2/17/2012 4:49:31 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
You can never justify sniffing another dudes used boxers. 2/17/2012 4:50:17 PM |
Kickstand All American 11535 Posts user info edit post |
Alex Morgan is so fine! I don't give a shit if she has -A cups. 2/17/2012 4:50:26 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah they have to use one of those vag patches
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011_swimsuit/painting/kenza-fourati/11_kenza-fourati_6.html 2/17/2012 4:56:21 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
I see vagina lips 2/17/2012 4:58:03 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148223 Posts user info edit post |
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011_swimsuit/painting/kate-upton/11_kate-upton_10.html
2/17/2012 5:00:11 PM |
adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
well whoever said she has saggy boobs was wrong 2/17/2012 5:02:47 PM |
hey now Indianapolis Jones 14975 Posts user info edit post |
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0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
2/17/2012 5:12:00 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
I love where this thread went/is going. 2/17/2012 5:19:59 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
I think it is doing great justice in discussing the pointy elbows of some sports illustrated models. 2/17/2012 5:24:26 PM |
jimmypop All American 1405 Posts user info edit post |
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011_swimsuit/painting/kate-upton/11_kate-upton_27.html
There's even a video with more jiggles I mean pointy elbows
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011_swimsuit/video/kate-upton-painting.html 2/17/2012 5:38:08 PM |
MisterGreen All American 4328 Posts user info edit post |
damn...that chick is smoother than a brick wall. 2/17/2012 6:03:42 PM |
tommy wiseau All American 2624 Posts user info edit post |
this is pretty much the greatest thing in the history of the Internet
2/17/2012 6:14:17 PM |
mkcarter PLAY SO HARD 4365 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " But lies? Nah. I mean.... 2 of those threads are so old, they've been deleted. But I'm sure I can still pull up the disgusting chocolate cake fiasco, or the dingleberry-laden boxer sniffing adventure.
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Please do. I need some entertainment2/17/2012 9:09:36 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148223 Posts user info edit post |
i am a fan of this dress
2/17/2012 9:46:51 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148223 Posts user info edit post |
2/18/2012 11:43:59 AM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
^^ but do you have the bird chest to pull that off? 2/18/2012 11:54:01 AM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148223 Posts user info edit post |
no, i have a boyish figure 2/18/2012 11:55:32 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Please do. I need some entertainment " |
Sure. And contrary to what 0EPII1 claims, no one is lying but him.
Underwear sniffing fiasco: /message_topic.aspx?topic=613987&page=1
Chocolate cake failure: /message_topic.aspx?topic=582596&page=12/19/2012 9:14:45 AM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "She was 13 last time State went to the tournament" |
this blew my mind. jesus christ.2/19/2012 1:25:38 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148223 Posts user info edit post |
lol at trying to make healthy chocolate cake thats good for you 2/19/2012 1:35:28 PM |
Kickstand All American 11535 Posts user info edit post |
I think it's funny that swimsuit makers get credit for the bathing suit design even though it's painted on. Fuck those guys, it's all about the boobs.
and asses. 2/19/2012 1:40:25 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
2/19/2012 8:28:57 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
Speaking of body painting, my high school spanish teacher just posted this on Facebook.
http://youtu.be/-aEPXE2QLWg 2/20/2012 8:23:12 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148223 Posts user info edit post |
Brazil is awesome...I neeed to learn Portuguese 2/20/2012 8:26:39 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
^ Yes. 2/20/2012 8:33:28 PM |
jtw208 5290 Posts user info edit post |
^^ me too. then i wanna go to brrrrrrazil
all i could hear was that she feels free and marvelous
[Edited on February 20, 2012 at 8:36 PM. Reason : .] 2/20/2012 8:36:24 PM |
moron All American 34036 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "you took a whiff of boxers worn by another man. what were you anticipating most? ball stench, cum smell, piss odor, or fecal aroma? " |
LOL
haven't laughed that hard in a while...2/20/2012 10:27:20 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148223 Posts user info edit post |
Jimmy Kimmel in just a bit 2/22/2012 12:35:34 AM |
mdozer73 All American 8005 Posts user info edit post |
2/29/2012 11:16:34 AM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148223 Posts user info edit post |
2/29/2012 11:24:11 AM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
Portuguese is sorta difficult, but almost half o the people in the cities know English, so you can get around that. Also it is 80% Spanish, so if you know some Spanish you may be able to get by with that. 2/29/2012 12:06:00 PM |
LRlilDaddy All American 6511 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ dayum 2/29/2012 12:07:26 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
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4/7/2012 3:49:21 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148223 Posts user info edit post |
I love Easter
4/7/2012 5:10:26 PM |
freshmonkey HULK SMASH 3870 Posts user info edit post |
^ NICE! 4/7/2012 5:41:53 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
4/8/2012 9:09:28 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
^best part of that video 4/8/2012 9:13:56 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
This is the Kate Upton I like to see
She's in Harper's Bazaar this month and I think she does great fashion modeling
4/19/2012 12:24:14 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Is that Jared Leto? 4/19/2012 12:28:14 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
Yes 4/19/2012 12:31:21 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Guess the music thing didn't pan out... 4/19/2012 12:32:13 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
actually it is
she has another photo with Aziz (I think they just threw in rando celebs)
4/19/2012 12:34:25 PM |