he put this story out there on his own, and in chit chat nonetheless.


lesson learned.

[Edited on July 9, 2012 at 1:52 PM. Reason : but seriously burro, I would have gone too, and we love you..... COME BACK AND FINISH THE STORY!!]

7/9/2012 1:51:39 PM

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"if all you assholes put me on blast like you did to him, i'd leave the story incomplete too."

i don't think people put him "on blast"...
hipster lingo aside, it seemed like people were just being brutally honest, which is what he most likely wanted, posting it in chit chat and everything.

7/9/2012 1:53:55 PM

Even this bitch can pick up chicks

7/9/2012 1:54:59 PM

7/9/2012 1:56:01 PM

7/9/2012 1:59:54 PM

"on blast" is hipster lingo??

7/9/2012 2:03:18 PM

"it's like we are from two different planets"

7/9/2012 2:04:04 PM

Quote :

""on blast" is hipster lingo??"

my thoughts exactly?

7/9/2012 2:10:26 PM

7/9/2012 2:15:10 PM

As long as we're discussing it, "on blast" isn't used correctly in this thread. We may have ridiculed him or told him some hard truths. But we did not put him on blast; that is, we did not embarrass him by spreading his business.

See also front street.

7/9/2012 2:17:54 PM

Ha lol

7/9/2012 2:28:06 PM

He did tell us to tell him how stupid he was....

On that note...hope you got some closure.

7/9/2012 2:36:22 PM

He put himself on blast when he made this thread.

7/9/2012 2:55:14 PM

system on blast
cops just passed
just seen a big ol' ass

7/9/2012 3:39:20 PM

like a celebrity crying about their privacy.

7/9/2012 3:45:55 PM

fuck this fake thread

7/9/2012 4:13:00 PM

post her nudes

7/9/2012 5:12:53 PM

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" at least you tried, dude. "

Haha that's hitting yourself in the balls with a hammer to see if just maybe it wouldn't hurt.

Oh, what, it felt like you got your nuts smashed with a hammer? Well, at least you tried, dude.

7/9/2012 6:30:03 PM

TheDuke, you are better than this. you could not have come up with a dumber comparison if you tried.

7/9/2012 6:41:48 PM

4 pages of this guy being dumb as shit.

7/9/2012 7:17:03 PM

so I've been talking with him via PM

apparently she wouldn't even open the door to let him in

7/9/2012 7:19:10 PM

guess that means real life is different than how it works in the movies

7/9/2012 7:49:21 PM

He told me he slept on her front step waiting for her to get back off of a date.

7/9/2012 7:52:06 PM

he said he serenaded her for the entire night with 80s power ballads

7/9/2012 7:53:54 PM

John Cougar Mellencamp would have worked wonders

7/9/2012 7:57:32 PM

Seriously though, today was my first time seeing this thread. As the guy that had been laying down pipe and dismantling aaronburro's ex-girlfriend's vaginal walls, I feel terrible about all of this.

7/9/2012 7:59:34 PM

EMCE, you vile cad!

7/9/2012 8:00:17 PM

I had no idea that with each thrust, I was driving them apart.

7/9/2012 8:02:26 PM

HOW MY DICK TASTE, BURRO?

7/9/2012 8:03:18 PM

Quote :

""on blast" is hipster lingo??"

man i used that shit before anyone knew what it meant.

7/10/2012 8:36:05 AM

You used it before you were born?

7/10/2012 8:57:07 AM

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Omg!

7/10/2012 8:59:33 AM

aaronburro, I suggest taking a play out of DirecTV's playbook in handling this, starting with a survey.



[Edited on July 11, 2012 at 11:46 AM. Reason : .]

7/11/2012 11:46:00 AM

hahaha, that would be so awesome.

7/11/2012 11:56:14 AM

so what happened man

7/11/2012 11:57:13 AM

he lied, he never had a gf, he was looking for some attention itt

7/11/2012 12:10:12 PM

i don't think that's true but even if it were, he should at least finish the lie. you can't end the story right before the climax, this isn't some dumb college student indie film

7/11/2012 12:13:36 PM

He should just date thumper.

7/11/2012 12:19:46 PM

Chances are she didn't have another dude on the side. She probably just got tired of waiting for aaronburro to actually commit to her and fucking move.

Sounds like he never even considered moving to be with her, which is a huge red flag.
After the first time he lost his job, he should have moved out to be with her.
After the second time he lost his job, he should have moved out to be with her.

I'm sure after job 2 she got the picture that aaronburro either just didn't want to take the next step or was just too thick headed to realize how stupid he was being.

I lost my first real love in a similar way, I was just totally clueless that there was a progression of commitment.

[Edited on July 11, 2012 at 1:10 PM. Reason : B]

7/11/2012 1:10:06 PM

Quote :

"so what happened man"

Why dont you just send F1V3LSU a text telling him how much you miss him.

7/17/2012 2:32:11 PM

specialkay all up in this bitch

7/17/2012 2:36:50 PM

Well he starts a thread asking for advice and then just bails on the shit. I want to know what happened to this train wreck of a chump.

7/17/2012 2:40:52 PM

Well I can tell you that it ultimately ends at some point in the future with him choking on a dick.

7/17/2012 2:43:02 PM

Dammit, Burro.

7/17/2012 6:29:13 PM

Quote :

"So I came to her college on a surprise visit To see my girl that was so exquisite It was a school day, I knew she was there The first semester of the school year I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm This guy made me fill out a visitor's form He told me where it was and I as on my way To see my baby doll, I was happy to say I arrrived in front of the dormitory Yo, could you tell me where is door three? They showed me where it was for the moment I didn't know I was in for such an event So I came to her room and opened the door Oh, snap! Guess what I saw? A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth, I was so in shock my heart went down south So please listen to the message that I send Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend "

7/17/2012 8:18:28 PM

ttt, what the hell happened

7/24/2012 9:08:13 AM

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"5 laftabux says he's not going to elaborate... just string you along until the thread dies"

7/24/2012 9:16:36 AM

I'm guessing it just kinda fizzled and nothing happened, good or bad. just kinda meh.

7/24/2012 10:07:35 AM

poor lil fella

7/24/2012 10:15:16 AM

set em up for page 5 ---------->

7/24/2012 11:18:48 AM