Yeah, because it worked out so well for the south the first time.

11/7/2012 4:15:14 PM

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"Awaiting 10% unemployment, a fully nuclear Iran, Israel alone in the world, and our most fundamental liberty, religious freedom, utterly trounced. I know you, my Dumbfuck liberal friends, really don't care much for religious freedom, but some people who aren't like you do."

Quote :

"What I'm talking about is the least qualified most divisive most feckless and most inept candidate being reelected primarily at the behest of a media that worked hard to make itself feel important by taking the result out of the hands of the idiot electorate. If this isn't clear enough I will draw you a picture. In crayon."

11/7/2012 4:34:52 PM

sometimes, it's fun to try to have a calm levelheaded conversation with people like this and watch their little heads explode

11/7/2012 4:36:26 PM

Parenting at it's finest:

11/7/2012 4:37:44 PM

that peace sign after his name - totally accurate

11/7/2012 4:38:27 PM

Geez, i'm really holding back on facebook.

Some dumbfucks who I went to high school with are all "you fucking idiots, i can't believe you voted for obama", and i'm so tempted to write "dude, i went to middle school and high school with you, i know you struggled in remedial classes, you're fucking stupid, you have no room to call anyone an idiot".

Another old friend is like "Great, now we can expect to give more of our money to mooches on welfare who don't work a day in their life", and I wanna be like "Dude, when I was in college, you slept on my couch for two years, rent-free. You watched our television all day, used our phone, ate our food all the time, you didn't have a job, and you were AWOL from the army.. .. You were a piece of shit, and the only redeeming quality was that you were 21 and we could send you to the store for beer... and you have the nerve to constantly berate "mooches" and "lazy fucks" on facebook? You stupid fucking idiot."

11/7/2012 4:47:36 PM

weird.... LunaK sent me a bunch of messages exactly like these....just this morning.

11/7/2012 4:48:42 PM

Username irony:

11/7/2012 4:50:02 PM

Just to keep it fair, it goes both ways:

http://twitchy.com/2012/11/07/with-first-post-racial-president-reelected-fk-white-people-trends/

Quote :

""obamas president!" "yeah fuck white people!" hahaha #damn"

Quote :

"obama 274 romney 203 FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!"

Quote :

"I can tweet wtf i want on my twitter . FUCK ROMNEY ! & FUCK WHITE PEOPLE . *shrugs* UNFOLLOW ME #simple— Tankk ' (@FreakMyTweet_)"

Quote :

"Hate when white people are so racist. Lol voting for romney cause he isnt black. Fuck white people. #spicknation #nigganation— Bastian P (@HeyBassy)"

Plus plenty more

11/7/2012 5:05:45 PM

It's almost like Rule 34 for twitter

For any position that you can take, there are dump twitter posts of it

11/7/2012 5:09:19 PM

i, for one, and intrigued by this "dump twitter"

11/7/2012 5:10:33 PM

Bullet, I want you to post that on the moocher's wall and post the results here lol.

11/7/2012 6:12:10 PM

^ agreed. do it or you're a pussy

I am just waiting on my cousin that got dishonorably discharged from the Army to post some anti-Obama shit regarding patriotism. Undoubtedly he will throw in something about how he served our country and risked his life (like he does in most of his posts), when in reality he spent the whole time in Germany getting drunk before they finally gave up on him and kicked him out. I have been waiting to rip on him for for such a post all day, but he probably hasn't even gotten out of bed yet.

[Edited on November 7, 2012 at 6:20 PM. Reason : a]

11/7/2012 6:15:26 PM

wow

11/7/2012 6:33:03 PM

Remember guys.... because a black person was voted into the presidential office 4 years ago, that means that racism no longer exists.

11/7/2012 6:34:25 PM

it's funny that the racist hillbillies are in complete denial and don't realize they are the laughing stock of the developed world

[Edited on November 7, 2012 at 6:39 PM. Reason : ]

11/7/2012 6:39:04 PM

Quote :

"Another old friend is like "Great, now we can expect to give more of our money to mooches on welfare who don't work a day in their life", and I wanna be like "Dude, when I was in college, you slept on my couch for two years, rent-free. You watched our television all day, used our phone, ate our food all the time, you didn't have a job, and you were AWOL from the army.. .. You were a piece of shit, and the only redeeming quality was that you were 21 and we could send you to the store for beer... and you have the nerve to constantly berate "mooches" and "lazy fucks" on facebook? You stupid fucking idiot." "

haha, are we the same person...?

11/7/2012 7:08:32 PM

i just use twitter to follow porn stars lives and find funny shit, they are flexin way to many internet muscles

11/7/2012 7:23:25 PM

Quote :

"Ok I have enough drama of my own and this will probably create now but WTF first of all Obama is not black so anyone. Who voted just bc they think he is, is ridiculous! Second of all it doesn't matter who the president is whatever happens is bc GOD created it or meant for it to happen! No human can dictate or run the us! Sorry to break it down but there is a higher means!"

Quote :

"No I'm not happy about the presidential elections results but just like always, we gotta deal with it and do the best we can. God is in control and has a plan for us all!! I'm not a believer in the Mayan calendar and the "end of the world" in December but probably the end of life as we know it in this country is coming to an end!!! Only god knows when the end of times will be but I have a feeling that's not so far off either... We can only do the best we can and let the big man upstairs take care of the rest..."

11/7/2012 7:32:44 PM

This isn't completely related to this thread, but stupid enough to vibe with some the FB statuses posted: http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/07/politics/us-election-bluster/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

people threatening to leave the US. My question is....why is this even news?

11/7/2012 8:12:03 PM

in soviet russia, news evens you

11/7/2012 8:13:49 PM

From page 1:

Quote :

"Time to stock up on pistol permits, ammo, and earplugs."

Variants of this are my favorites. Didn't they buy enough guns and ammo the first time he was elected?

11/7/2012 8:36:52 PM

i had no idea gun control also encompassed earplugs

11/7/2012 8:42:35 PM

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""

Yeah, lets take back our America ... Indians were never here in the first place.

11/7/2012 8:58:24 PM

http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/

11/7/2012 9:11:23 PM

^ is it sad that i'm laughing at their tears?

11/7/2012 9:14:50 PM

[Edited on November 7, 2012 at 9:18 PM. Reason : ...]

11/7/2012 9:15:44 PM

that's kinda mean. poor misled folks

11/7/2012 9:21:06 PM

https://www.facebook.com/DogHouse2003

http://youtu.be/wLoqti0lzAw


she fucking snaps around 8 minutes, hahahahahaha

[Edited on November 7, 2012 at 9:33 PM. Reason : df]

11/7/2012 9:29:16 PM

^ HAHAHAHAHAHA

"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU AND I'LL ENJOY DOING IT. YOU GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKERS!"

[Edited on November 7, 2012 at 9:36 PM. Reason : ]

11/7/2012 9:30:25 PM

What the fuck I don't even

11/7/2012 9:35:14 PM

hahahah, fucking butterscotch schnapps!!1one

11/7/2012 9:39:05 PM

saying anything along the lines of "we are now a socialist nation" might as well just say "let me preface this rant: i have no fucking idea what i'm talking about".

11/7/2012 9:44:27 PM

I dont see myself being that pissed about anything ever let along a presidential election.

maybe if someone shit on my bed on purpose.

11/7/2012 9:55:27 PM

11/7/2012 9:56:18 PM

good luck getting drone strikes all up in your wooded house.

11/7/2012 10:05:10 PM

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"Call me in Amsterdam in 3 years and see IF I EVEN give 2 SHITS about this DUMP called AMERICA,,,, a GOD DAM BUNCH of Negros eating for FREE,,, FUCK THEM "

Quote :

"Lets PRAY they SHOOT that FUCK DEAD in The HEAD and His BLOOD can be on the walls of The WHITE HOUSE....just like AMB Stevens ,,Obama is NOT going to ESCAPE this Shit ,,,Hold the FUCK upside down and stick his head in the Toilet... he is after all 1/2 NEGRO ,,,a "Tuff Guy " really ??"

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"On the UPSIDE The thing I will Miss MOST is calling ANNE ROMNEY the 1st Lady ,,we have FOUR ie 4 more LONG tears Of The GOD DAM WATER BUFFALO Michele HUSSEIN a Muslim Terrorist NEGRO FLOP TRAMA telling young White KIDS what The Fuck to EAT ,,I think She SHOULD eat a SHIT sandwich and SHUT THE FUCK UP and be tossed out in The AFRICAN DESERT to......See what will happen "

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"VICTORY ??? for WHAT ???FAKE NEGRO BASTARD ?? for WHAT ?? YOU PERSONALLY are a GOD DAM LOOSER and even YOU NOW THAT ,, You will always be a a FAKE dick less..spineless little SHIT HEAD from Kenya a HUT FUCK."

11/7/2012 10:11:49 PM

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""

mfw the original Civil war was so that the South could secede from America.

11/7/2012 10:17:45 PM

I will not lose my temper and tell the ignorant assholes who think that the one relevant issue in any election cycle is the balance of their checking accounts. I won't tell them to choke on their gas guzzling trucks and hope their Pottery Barn furniture doubles as life rafts when a hurricane sweeps their contrived generic neighborhood into the sea.

11/8/2012 12:16:56 AM

yuppie scum

11/8/2012 12:18:47 AM

Quote :

"Mark my words...Obama will turn his back on Israel and in turn they are going to nuke the holy hell out of Iran. Congrats voters of America, you just started World War 3."

Those of you who assume me to blindly support Israel no matter what should know that I've been having it out with this girl ever since she posted it. Makes me SO mad that anyone feels this way.

11/8/2012 4:16:02 AM

This thread makes me so sad.

11/8/2012 5:11:40 AM

Most of them are exactly the same as my democrat friends after W won his 2nd term.

11/8/2012 6:58:47 AM

America is going to turn into a bunch of gay pot heads using Obama care to terminate their pregnancies

11/8/2012 7:09:04 AM

Quote :

"list of closely contested state elections with no voter ID, which narrowly went to Obama include: Minnesota (10), Iowa (6), Wisconsin (10), Nevada (6), Colorado (9), New Mexico (5) and Pennsylvania (20). This amounts to a total of 66 electoral votes. When added to Romney’s total of 205 electoral votes, that would give Romney 271 electoral votes, enough votes to win even without Ohio or Florida."

11/8/2012 7:48:33 AM

11/8/2012 7:49:00 AM

Quote :

"Pennsylvania (20)"

Pennsylvania has a partial voter ID law - first time voters have to show a photo ID, people who have already voted in the state before don't have to show ID

11/8/2012 7:54:13 AM

These are actually texts I'm getting from a 50 something dad of one of my friends, but it should count

Quote :

"Obama & Co. Want to destroy America's constitution, sovereignty & military might so as to cede it to a world authority - take that to the bank "

11/8/2012 7:58:24 AM

What would be the point of that text message? Alerting potential militia members?

11/8/2012 8:00:01 AM

I actually kinda feel sorry for these folks. They've been duped and abused by their teaparty, Fox News and right-wing media.

Quote :

"Your pollsters and your pundits lied to you. They told you all the mainstream polls were "skewed". They told you it was going to be a Romney landslide. They said their internal polls showed that Romney was ahead, and that Pennsylvania was in play. They lied. They did it because they wanted to manipulate you and make sure that you were excited enough to go out and vote. Maybe you understand why they lied, but it should be clear to you by now, that they did indeed lie to you. They lie to you about other things as well. They definitely lied about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. They are lying to you about climate change. And they constantly lie to you about the income distribution of the tax cuts they propose. The biggest lies they tell, though, are about us - the liberals. The truth is this: We believe in hard work, and that it would be best if every able-bodied working age person had a job. We believe in families; strong families make a strong America. We believe in the freedom of religion. We would never support a candidate who was openly hostile to Christianity (or Judaism, or Islam, etc.). We believe in success. Most of us do not favor punitive tax rates for the rich; we just think that middle class and working class families should get extra breaks on their taxes that the rich do not need. We believe in free enterprise capitalism (well, most of us). Capitalism works through competition, and competition fails when big businesses are allowed to run roughshod over smaller businesses and workers. That's why we favor regulated capitalism instead of a Wild West free-for-all. Most of all, we believe in America. We love this country and we strive to make it better. We may not always be right about everything, but we are motivated by our love of the country and its people - ALL of its people. We are your friends and your neighbors. We have jobs, kids, mortgages, bills, honey-do lists, and headaches just the same as you. We aren't the monsters Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck told you we were. Your pollsters and your pundits lied to you. I'm telling you the truth. "

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021750781

11/8/2012 8:05:30 AM