let's see what we got here.

... besides pg. 40

5/22/2009 1:10:45 PM

A GIRL
IS IT 5 YET?

5/22/2009 1:15:08 PM

why have i been so sick this spring?!

5/22/2009 1:39:37 PM

this is to what i've resorted

5/22/2009 2:15:45 PM

jesus christ man, take a break

5/22/2009 2:16:26 PM

srscat is gonna run shit at 2 in the afternoon

5/22/2009 2:16:41 PM

i know right.

5/22/2009 2:17:13 PM

okay i'm back.

5/22/2009 2:18:54 PM

my dog is exhausted

and i'm gonna get my ass kicked at the gym tonight.

5/22/2009 2:21:45 PM

so sleepy

5/22/2009 2:21:48 PM

The lady on the phone keeps trying to give directions to someone looking for Cameron Village:

"If you just keep going down on Clark, you'll find it."

"it's there! Just go down on Clark until you see it"

"It'll smack you right in the face, that's how close it is"

C'mon 3pm when I can leeaaveeeee

5/22/2009 2:47:24 PM

YAY! Gonna have a puppy buddy this weekend! Lucky1 is bringing one with him! I hope the 9 kittens don't suffocate it or beat him too bad. I know Grits is gonna shit his knickers.

5/22/2009 3:02:22 PM

it smells like sex in my coworker's cube.

5/22/2009 3:07:08 PM

long day today

5/22/2009 3:12:35 PM

watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall and i looooove this movie

5/22/2009 3:13:07 PM

cube of sugar

5/22/2009 3:13:21 PM

goddamn

fuck tww, i'm busy as shit today

5/22/2009 3:19:09 PM

i just knocked out a huge part of my to do list

the paper stuff is still pretty big, but buying all of this little stuff really got things rolling!

5/22/2009 3:21:58 PM

Quote :

"watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall and i looooove this movie"

way too much cock in that movie

5/22/2009 3:25:18 PM

you see it like twice, and that's in the beginning

the movie is hilarious

5/22/2009 3:25:50 PM

i love that movie too!!

ugh i don't know how i'm going to make it through tomorrow and sunday. i don't think i can.

go on without me world!

5/22/2009 3:34:06 PM

It's funny but cocks in my comedies are no bueno.

^

[Edited on May 22, 2009 at 3:38 PM. Reason : ]

5/22/2009 3:36:39 PM

why do you have to be such a homophobe? most comedies these days have tits, but you don't see us women refusing to watch.

5/22/2009 3:38:09 PM

( o Y o ) >>>>>> B======D

5/22/2009 3:41:30 PM

The engagement ring that I wanted has been sold.

5/22/2009 3:49:29 PM

pizza--check
beer--check
movie...still need to figure that out!

5/22/2009 5:22:24 PM

^^ Thats what he wants you to think!

[Edited on May 22, 2009 at 5:23 PM. Reason : ]

5/22/2009 5:23:38 PM

omg why am i just discovering itunes radio stations

specifically the 90s alternative station. hahaha. this is great.

5/22/2009 8:16:23 PM

Some folks want me to go to the beach with them this weekend. I is supposed to rain all weekend. Am I wrong for telling them to bugger off? I can sit inside watching the rain fall here just as easily.

5/22/2009 9:30:29 PM

Vacation is going to be SO AWESOME!

5/22/2009 9:34:50 PM

^^ I say go. At least it's something to do

5/22/2009 9:38:04 PM

sore as fuck.

5/22/2009 9:46:32 PM

i let women walk all over me too much =/

5/22/2009 9:49:04 PM

A GIRL

5/22/2009 9:50:48 PM

A BOY

5/22/2009 9:52:28 PM

i just watched marley and me



yes i knew the dog died...it still didn't prepare me for the tear storm that followed!!!



[Edited on May 22, 2009 at 10:01 PM. Reason : ]

5/22/2009 10:01:41 PM

Wedding crazy.

5/22/2009 10:02:11 PM

HA! tell me about it...

5/22/2009 10:04:08 PM

cant wait to go racin

5/22/2009 10:45:46 PM

Glad I went but damn....

5/22/2009 10:53:14 PM

My life is shit.

5/22/2009 11:01:51 PM

how so?

5/22/2009 11:16:44 PM

I want attention tonight.

5/22/2009 11:17:23 PM

Because I'm stupid enough to stay stuck where I'm not appreciated...or it sure feels that way.

5/22/2009 11:17:52 PM

is it in a relationship with a girl?

5/22/2009 11:19:23 PM

Oh, of course.

5/22/2009 11:24:29 PM

wow i get my weekends back

5/22/2009 11:29:20 PM

be mean to her?


ughhhh i hate china and i hate people who form businesses there and i hate writing 25 page papers about the process

5/22/2009 11:29:26 PM

xvdfysyuvxfgzbnyfzdyjcdudzbu

5/22/2009 11:38:05 PM

snore snore snore, why is he asleep and im not the least sleepy when i was the one who worked all day

5/22/2009 11:38:15 PM