Quote :

"One time, when i was in 5th grade, i was late coming home from playing at my buddies house, and my mom was going to punish me until i told her i got muged... I lived in a middle class neighborhood for heavens sake...she believed me "

11/12/2009 7:48:13 PM

someone send me some skanky things so i can hit on you via pm

11/12/2009 7:49:18 PM

for srs.

69xx posts of lovin goodness here and nobody knows me

11/12/2009 7:49:48 PM

holy shit i wanna play

11/12/2009 7:50:26 PM

Quote :

"I secretly think that LiLStarlet27 is pretty hot "

promise i didnt make that up.

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 7:50 PM. Reason : adkllfs]

11/12/2009 7:50:35 PM

Quote :

"that was directed at you, as much as it was a confession. "

11/12/2009 7:50:54 PM

Quote :

"I fucked my first gf in high school on her parents bed, and nuted on there comforter"

11/12/2009 7:51:03 PM

Quote :

"I had a girl that I really connected with my sophomore and junior years of college. She was a best friend of my ex-girlfriend. She asked her friend for permission to date me, we kissed, and then from that point on I didn't pursue her because she lived out of state. I know it really hurt her. Her wedding was a few years ago, and I went. I had to leave after the ceremony because I couldn't take it. For me the one who got away is more than a cliche. "

11/12/2009 7:51:29 PM

Quote :

"i would do almost anything to have my pussy eaten right now "

11/12/2009 7:52:47 PM

11/12/2009 7:53:08 PM

Quote :

"I eat my wife out after cumming inside. It really, really excites her. I always stay on the upper clit side,but have gotten some man chowder on my chin."

11/12/2009 7:55:06 PM

Quote :

"I received my first blow job when i was 12. "

damn right

Quote :

"and it was 10x weirder than it was hot. "

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 7:56 PM. Reason : epic double PM]

11/12/2009 7:56:07 PM

Quote :

"lost my virginity fall semester of junior year at state. damn that took a long time "

11/12/2009 7:56:16 PM

^^^Does that count as friendly fire?

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 7:58 PM. Reason : may as well fix the ^]

11/12/2009 7:56:17 PM

^2 I took someone's virginity the end of their sophomore year



I want more confessions.

Quote :

"I'm 24 and would jump at the chance to ruffle the bed sheets in a dorm with a cute college chick, of course"

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 8:01 PM. Reason : YAY, MOAR PLS]

11/12/2009 7:57:23 PM

damn. i don't really have any big hidden confessions to make. pretty much anything i'd say to anyone, i'd post in the forum

but y'all fee free to impart juicy stuff to me.

11/12/2009 8:00:59 PM

Quote :

"i want kristen stewart, and I want to be rob pattinson. i have read the twilight series twice now and am eager to see the new movie. I consider myself a man in all instances. "

11/12/2009 8:01:04 PM

11/12/2009 8:01:16 PM

Quote :

"I secretly think that EMCE is hot and wish he didnt have a GF. "

11/12/2009 8:01:27 PM

i'd bwn kristen stewart but i wouldn't want anything to do with that shitty movie

11/12/2009 8:01:57 PM

EMCE stop making shit up.

11/12/2009 8:02:26 PM

lol

11/12/2009 8:02:41 PM

my bad
let me find a website to lift shit from instead

11/12/2009 8:02:57 PM

Quote :

"EMCE sucked my dick once in a bathroom at a bar in raleigh"

11/12/2009 8:03:49 PM

lol god pwnt, stay home

11/12/2009 8:03:58 PM

send me a secret!

11/12/2009 8:06:52 PM

Quote :

"I envy how outgoing lucyinthesky is and how she always sounds upbeat and motivated. I don't think I could ever be like that, but sometimes I wish I were. "

11/12/2009 8:06:54 PM

Quote :

"Everytime I see your name, for some reason I think of big veiny dicks."

11/12/2009 8:07:09 PM

11/12/2009 8:07:25 PM

Quote :

"i totally have a homo crush on God."

11/12/2009 8:11:02 PM

Optimum stop sending PMs to yourself.

11/12/2009 8:11:20 PM

ok

maybe you'll believe this one, instead...

Quote :

"i want to take a dump on God. "

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 8:13 PM. Reason : dump]

11/12/2009 8:12:09 PM

i confess that nc state can't shoot for shit tonight.

11/12/2009 8:12:51 PM

Quote :

"My dog is so cute and jumpy that I often have to restrain myself from beating the living shit out of her. I think it is the "I could squeeze her til her head pops off bc she is so cute" mixed with "quit fucking jumping around you stupid weak-ass bitch.""

11/12/2009 8:15:42 PM

actually i sent that confession to EMCE

he isn't lying. oohhhh snap

11/12/2009 8:16:14 PM

ok, stop sending me confessions about God.

11/12/2009 8:17:35 PM

osnap!

11/12/2009 8:18:26 PM

11/12/2009 8:19:04 PM

no, really, i mean it. i'm not posting any more of them. jeebus people.

11/12/2009 8:23:14 PM

Quote :

"I never knew how happy I was, and how much I loved, my ex-gf. Now that I look back on the relationship after being broken up for a few months I realize I made a big mistake in letting her go and I really want her back. But Im too man enough to admit my mistakes and beg for her to come back. It makes me sad to think I may never meet someone like her again."

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 8:32 PM. Reason : ooops! hehehe]

11/12/2009 8:24:37 PM

Quote :

"I am a sniffer. Um... I smell people. I love sniffing side burns and chest the most and that area above the penis."

11/12/2009 8:25:03 PM

that'd be a crazy ass user name

11/12/2009 8:25:43 PM

^

11/12/2009 8:26:57 PM

Quote :

"once, when i was really mad at my best friend, i pretended to be a guy she had a huge crush on and sent her an IM saying i really liked her. to this day (8 yrs later) she has no clue it was really me. "

11/12/2009 8:28:09 PM

Quote :

"LiLStarlet27 is so attractive my brain exploded "

11/12/2009 8:30:51 PM

Quote :

"So I'm gay, but I'd do a chick if she was like a 9 or 10 and it was a drunken hookup type of deal where I had to put little to no effort into wooing her. I browse and enjoy "hot girl" threads on TWW all time and then happily go back to cocksucking (which I've been told I'm excellent at). I hope this wasn't TMI "

11/12/2009 8:31:15 PM

This thread really is awesome

11/12/2009 8:32:10 PM

i bet i know who made that confession to Muzition00

11/12/2009 8:34:11 PM

the one about the person who loves to sniff sideburns?

11/12/2009 8:35:52 PM

Quote :

"Some times I wish the TWW October Orgy really went down. Not because I'm interested in screwing internet broads, but for the sole purpose of seeing what the threads would be the next day. I imagine next day social awkwardness at a 2 and hilarity at an 11."

Quote :

"Tonight. YOU. "

11/12/2009 8:36:16 PM