one time my girlfriend told me "kiss me where it stinks"

so we drove to jersey and made out

PS-lose your genitals in a boating accident, kplzthx

4/9/2007 11:32:07 PM

perhaps in the offseason, the former whalers can figure out a way to be competitive every season, not just sporadically throughout a decade.

also, maybe they can have some sort of device that traps the noise from "the loudest venue in the milky way" so that i can be loud when there are no fans in the stands, or when the team no longer is in playoff contention (see january 13, give or take).

flash in the pan

4/9/2007 11:35:18 PM

we owned the devils in the playoffs last year

4/9/2007 11:38:05 PM

Quote :

"we owned the devils in the playoffs last year"

/thread

4/9/2007 11:39:31 PM

I find it very ironic and hilarious that a guy whose team failed to make the playoffs the year after their first Cup (and whose team couldn't even fill the stands when they were winning their second and third Cups) is trying to run smack on us.

4/9/2007 11:42:07 PM

we had a hell of a crowd there for a 'meaningless' game on saturday night. and it was loud, like playoff loud. these people care about their hockey, and to keep that many asses in the seats being down 4-1 in a meaningless game... i dont think we have to worry too much about empty arenas any time soon

4/9/2007 11:42:11 PM

pffft a devils fan, poking fun at another team's attendence? stfu you made hockey a joke with your boring ass play and you haven't won a cup since Stevens left and now you have no one to head hunt the other team's first-liners for you.

4/9/2007 11:42:18 PM

I lived in Jersey for 2 years... there wasn't that much more support their than there is here... Also, we live in North Carolina. NASCAR land not hockey land. Give the orginization some credit for actually putting the pieces together for a championship

And Jersey sucked (armpit of America)

REDNECK HOCKEY FTW

4/9/2007 11:43:48 PM

NHL Attendance

2005-2006
21 Carolina 15,596 83.3%
26 New Jersey 14,230 74.7%

2006-2007
15 Carolina 17,386 92.8%
26 New Jersey 14,176 74.5%

4/9/2007 11:45:58 PM

redneck hockey?

how many players on the former whalers went to school in this area or are from here originally? it is fair to say they represent the city. it is not fair to the former whalers players to saddle them with that burden.

neutral zone trap = 3 cups and end of ron francis's career

flash in the pan = dwindling fan base and overpriced seats alienating public and eventually moving team to winnipeg.

flash in the pan

4/9/2007 11:46:41 PM

What the fuck are you talking about? The Hurricanes had the largest attendance increase in the entire league this season.

How many Devils players are from NEW JERSEY?

4/9/2007 11:48:08 PM

redneck hockey my friend, because that what we like to call it. I think it's class-less hockey in N.J?

and look at those attendance stats again

4/9/2007 11:48:15 PM

^^^even though i'm not a hurricanes fan, they're not going to winnipeg...in fact no nhl team in their right mind would move north of the border with the exchange rates these days

[Edited on April 9, 2007 at 11:48 PM. Reason : ^]

4/9/2007 11:48:38 PM

^^^^Yea, let's brag about ending a guy's career. Even though it is inaccurate anyway.

[Edited on April 9, 2007 at 11:49 PM. Reason : e]

4/9/2007 11:49:03 PM

i just spotted a bunch of players at the flying saucer

luckily it wasnt like last week when i could barely stand


but at least i got to take a shot with commodore

4/9/2007 11:52:41 PM

perhaps if they spent more time practicing and less time buying youngs double chocolate stout they would have made the playoffs.

instead, the former whalers can drown themselves in beer. apparantly they're good at one thing.

flash in the pan

4/9/2007 11:54:16 PM

I hope the Lightning sweep the former Scouts.

4/9/2007 11:57:27 PM

once you win 3 cups you can no longer be called by your former name.

flash in the plan

4/10/2007 12:00:44 AM

^^^Yeah beacuse Ken Daneyko wasn't a notorious alcoholic convicted of DUI

[Edited on April 10, 2007 at 12:01 AM. Reason : .]

4/10/2007 12:00:54 AM

Quote :

"instead, the former whalers can drown themselves in beer."

I love how you keep bringing up that the Canes were the Whale. Your Devils were fucking AWESOME as the Colorado Rockies! I also LOVED their uber-gay christmas colors when they first moved. You win.

4/10/2007 12:03:22 AM

I dunno, I think I liked them better as the Kansas City Scouts.

4/10/2007 12:17:27 AM

Scouts honor... then again, there is no honor is new jersey, just washed up greasers

4/10/2007 12:20:05 AM

no honor, but there still is hockey this season

flash in the pan

4/10/2007 12:24:28 AM

^ Living in the past ^

4/10/2007 12:43:57 AM

^^ when will people just ignore this guy/report it to BearDawg??

Anyways, fun season, though disappointing. Looking forward to watching the playoffs and not being attached in any way to the results. As long as Buffalo doesn't win. And in the spirit of this thread, as long as Jersey doesn't win either.

4/10/2007 2:09:16 AM

im pulling for the pens in the east and wings in the west

and honestly im quietly rooting for the devils as they are my fantasy team

4/10/2007 3:16:35 AM

pens & nucks

fleury & luongo

w00t

4/10/2007 3:31:18 AM

Quote :

"once you win 3 cups you can no longer be called by your former name."

sweet! I still get to use names North Stars and Nordiques

4/10/2007 9:36:40 AM

Quote :

"And in the spirit of this thread, as long as Jersey doesn't win either."

I've taught you well

There's nothing worse than a Devils fan. No one actually likes the Devils anyway though. They're like the bastard team of New Jersey.

[Edited on April 10, 2007 at 9:45 AM. Reason : .]

4/10/2007 9:44:40 AM

^ Buffalo and New Jersey tie. They're both bad.

4/10/2007 10:18:35 AM

ScottyP says:

Quote :

"when will people just ignore this guy/report it to BearDawg?? "

i haven't been ignored for 2318.6 days as of this post

the devils are just a better organization than the former whalers, that's why they have 300% more stanly cups compared to the former hartford franchise.


flash in the pan

[Edited on April 10, 2007 at 10:40 AM. Reason : more text]

[Edited on April 10, 2007 at 10:47 AM. Reason : words]

4/10/2007 10:38:50 AM

for your sake i hope habs fans don't show up in here.

they have 800% more stanley cups than the devs

4/10/2007 10:44:37 AM

Quote :

"they have 300% stanly cups"

What the hell does that mean?

4/10/2007 10:44:44 AM

actually, i think it's 190% alcohol.

4/10/2007 10:49:15 AM

Chicago wins the draft lottery, canes pick 11th

4/10/2007 2:58:41 PM

:S

4/10/2007 4:23:02 PM

/thread

move to offseason thread

4/10/2007 4:58:57 PM