I'm sexy all the time TOO

1/26/2008 11:35:16 PM

I've been almost constantly afraid for the past 16 and a half years of my life.

1/26/2008 11:39:26 PM

i had a dream that the old bodybuilding Arnold Schwartzerbooger put his penis on my foot in an attempt to weird me out, and it more annoyed me than anything else

1/27/2008 3:39:13 AM

ask me a serious confession and i'll answer it...how bout that...i feel that is fair

1/27/2008 3:55:36 AM

I am going to 2 different Sam's Clubs today with no intention of buying anything.

I just want free samples.

1/27/2008 11:46:55 AM

you sound like a black.

1/27/2008 11:47:58 AM

was it that obvious?

1/27/2008 11:49:53 AM

my confession is i totally dominated cody in gh3

1/27/2008 11:51:36 AM

my confession is that i let you win.

1/27/2008 11:52:43 AM

no way. i totally won. just cause you play on expert and i play on easy doesnt mean anything.

1/27/2008 11:54:35 AM

i confess... you beat my ass on easy.

1/27/2008 11:55:21 AM

no homo lol

[Edited on January 27, 2008 at 12:24 PM. Reason : ha-ha j/k]

1/27/2008 12:24:01 PM

i've made a lot of posters for twwers...i have slight carpel tunnel from it, and it's day two of no weed.

1/27/2008 12:35:27 PM

i really need to talk to a priest or something



i'm considering shaving my head also

1/27/2008 2:53:22 PM

you need a role model

1/27/2008 2:55:02 PM

i wouldnt mind talking to someone new honestly...shit i'd rather talk to someone new that goes to ncsu than a priest honestly

[Edited on January 27, 2008 at 2:55 PM. Reason : ^woah i thought i was double posting]

[Edited on January 27, 2008 at 2:56 PM. Reason : i think i found one but i think the person thinks i will hinder them in the future]

1/27/2008 2:55:33 PM

-nods- so do it
they have counselors

1/27/2008 2:56:11 PM

i edited but i kind of want to post something about talking to a new vagina in this post

1/27/2008 2:57:26 PM

you need to sign up for the pick up artist 2.

1/27/2008 3:01:47 PM

THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE ACTORS MAN, IT'S ALL BULLSHIT.

mystery's legit, though.

1/27/2008 3:07:52 PM

reality tv typically makes me hate the world

1/27/2008 3:09:20 PM

Quote :

"reality tv typically makes me hate the world"

signed.

1/27/2008 3:15:37 PM

i don't know what to do

1/27/2008 3:46:34 PM

as stressful as life has been lately, its good

1/27/2008 3:52:15 PM

honestly i might would lick a womans butthole if i knew for a fact she didnt need to shit and she just took a shower and washed the hell out of her butthole

1/27/2008 6:46:33 PM

i need a haircut

1/27/2008 7:00:41 PM

I'm a bitch, I'm horrendously flatulent, and I am apparently trying my damnedest to send my GPA down the toilet this semester.

1/27/2008 7:04:59 PM

so don't sit there
and play just
so frank, so straight, so candid
so thoughtful, so gracious
so sound, so evenhanded

and don't be so damn benign
don't waste my fucking time

1/27/2008 7:15:12 PM

Quote :

"Whenever I go to join a scrabulous table on facebook, and there's a note like 'MILFS only!' or 'teens for hot chat' or 'dirty game only' I join the table, play a word, and then delete the game."

that's not a confession, that's bragging. gg.

1/27/2008 7:41:06 PM

i dont get it

1/27/2008 7:56:50 PM

Ever since I started realizing emotions songs have always popped up at a time in my life where they had the most meaning. I feel like I live my life through lyrics. Singing feels like the best way to express extreme emotions and I fucking love belting my heart out in my car to something that has incredible relevance to me.

I don't think anyone will ever understand just how important music is to me or what I'm describing even feels like.

[Edited on January 27, 2008 at 8:15 PM. Reason : not done!]

1/27/2008 8:15:03 PM

there is so much positiveness and beauty in the world and i spend my time on tww and watching news...2 things that are often negative and ugly...wtf

1/27/2008 8:38:20 PM

i didn't tell my husband that killswitch engage was in town the other week because i wanted to save money.

1/27/2008 10:25:09 PM

i'll probably fuck this up like every other girl ive hooked up with.


she'll end up hating me, and i just wont care.

1/27/2008 10:28:52 PM

hmm... today has been an awesome day so far
I will be working in DH Hill for most of the night...
AND BY GOLLY-- I AM RIDING MY SV TO SCHOOL TOMORROW MORNING
(It's been months since I've ridden her... I hope the battery isn't dead )
YAYAYAYAY
Oh- And I got a cool new job that I start on Tuesday
w00t

1/27/2008 11:39:08 PM

I heard my neighbors having sex through my wall this morning

chick was getting railed

1/27/2008 11:40:37 PM

After opening my W2 I contemplated killing myself.

hahahahah

I laugh because its so true

1/27/2008 11:41:10 PM

i am homeless until feb 14

i have no address, just 3 suitcases and a cell phone

1/28/2008 12:19:21 AM

^ In Raleigh?

1/28/2008 1:05:05 AM

california, arizona, nevada & texas

1/28/2008 1:19:23 AM

I'd offer you my spare bedroom in my condo if 1) I lived in any of those states and 2) if I wasn't deathly afraid of you

1/28/2008 1:21:29 AM

lol

1/28/2008 1:22:03 AM

^^ say what??

i'm homeless but i have a place to sleep every night

i move into my new house on feb 14 so thats when i can sleep in my own bed again and hang out with my awesome cat again

1/28/2008 1:33:43 AM

oh, I see

I was worried for a second. Glad you have some place secured. Do you have a picture of your new house?

I want details of your house plz.

1/28/2008 1:35:17 AM

remind me again why you're afraid of me?

CONFESS!

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 1:39 AM. Reason : skljf]

1/28/2008 1:36:40 AM

Thanks to my slackass roommate I won't have a downpayment ready anytime this year

1/28/2008 1:42:38 AM

haha, I don't remember anymore. I think I was joking around on here once, and then you yelled at me...
I honestly can't remember the situation. Hell, it might not have even been you....it might have been a similarly spelled screenname

but ever since then, I've just kind of avoided you and mumbled things under my breath whenever you posted

1/28/2008 1:42:59 AM

its cool-- i can continue to e-intimidate you for apparently no reason

i guess it gives me some level of street cred on here.

1/28/2008 1:44:22 AM

for some reason, gay guys are attracted to me. irl and over the internet, i mean, wtf.

1/28/2008 1:46:05 AM

that works for me if it works for you


now, tell me what you think about this picture:

1/28/2008 1:46:19 AM