i swear to god akwatic is a little bitch lol

12/4/2009 3:24:55 AM

I was thinking the same thing earlier...

12/4/2009 3:25:30 AM

Ah it was fun. I almost filed a complaint on him HAHA.

12/4/2009 3:33:08 AM

glad he was on my team haha

12/4/2009 7:48:11 AM

haha what was he doing!?!?



i got on late, hopped into a match and proceeded to get destroyed around every corner..some nights your senses just aren't on. I decided to quit after two rounds to keep my K : D from being ruined

12/4/2009 8:06:47 AM

The infamous Javelin glitch.

12/4/2009 8:09:03 AM

lol.

12/4/2009 8:16:39 AM

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/modern-warfare-2.php?page=1

read it...all of it...now

12/4/2009 8:46:12 AM

Post it ITT.
SA is blocked at work.

12/4/2009 8:48:25 AM

LOL

Quote :

" Wasteland: beeline for the bunker. Nobody ever looks in there! They're all too busy hanging out by the cemetery, smoking Cloves and listening to the Twilight soundtrack."

brilliant

12/4/2009 9:02:07 AM

Quote :

" Did somebody just shoot you? What a fag! Did somebody use a weapon you don't prefer? What a homo! Everybody playing Modern Warfare 2 cheats and plays it incorrectly except you, and if that's not the definition of being "gay" then I sure don't know what is."

12/4/2009 9:08:06 AM

Quote :

"Sometimes the game will seem to jump or skip around, making it impossible for you to use your shotgun to snipe a player on the opposite side of the map. Turn on your headset and scream "LAG!" or "STUPID SERVER!" repeatedly. These handy statements inform all other players that you are at a distinct disadvantage, so if they kill you it technically shouldn't count because you are the one single individual suffering from slow gameplay. Infinity Ward employees actively monitor the audio of each and every multiplayer game, so keep shouting "THIS SUCKS" until one of them flips the switch labeled "MAKE SERVER MORE GOOD.""

12/4/2009 9:34:01 AM

Quote :

"Skid Row: there are two perfect places on this map, both near the same area. If you're feeling adventurous, hide in the haunted alien laundromat and enjoy the spooky green lighting which comes from nowhere and makes it seem like you were shoved into the Hulk's anus. If you recently had eye surgery, walk a floor above and grab one of the mounted gatling guns and practice not killing anybody until a level one-ranked person joins and wanders into your bullets."

12/4/2009 9:38:17 AM

Quote :

"some nights your senses just aren't on. I decided to quit after two rounds to keep my K : D from being ruined "

This is more true for this game than any other...I actually have to be more alert playing this than I do at work, so sometimes in the wee hours I struggle

I hope my twitch reflexes aren't starting to slip at 25, but fuck, I swear sometimes I'm just a split second slow on almost every draw

12/4/2009 10:38:49 AM

I have a feeling I'm going to be enduring some 3-17 type games tonight when I get home

Going out early to drink and surely won't make it out until 2am. Usually don't even think about getting on XBL after going out, but I'm addicted to this game

[Edited on December 4, 2009 at 10:42 AM. Reason : alcohol and this game = bad]

12/4/2009 10:42:15 AM

I tried upping my sensitivity too, I had been playing on custom 4, which isn't that sensitive is more so than default. I moved it to a 7 last night and it could have been a reason i was so off.

12/4/2009 11:12:11 AM

i love something awful

12/4/2009 11:13:54 AM

where do you go to adjust the sensitivity?

12/4/2009 12:11:25 PM

press start>options>sensitivity>custom>1-10

12/4/2009 12:13:43 PM

word, never thought to mess with it before, but maybe I'll give it a shot. need to try something so I dont keep pulling down the team deathmatch scores

12/4/2009 12:31:20 PM

We almost had enough people to get a private match going last night...I think at one point we filled up 10 of the 12 TDM slots. I thought that made it much more fun for us and made me play a little harder. The competition was pretty even throughout and the games were always close. If you guys didnt notice, I really enjoyed using the RPG last night.

12/4/2009 12:45:28 PM

^haha yeah last night was a lot of fun. I had a blast running around with my pistol and tactical knife.

12/4/2009 1:20:02 PM

just saw some douche bag doing the javelin glitch on ps3. too bad people can't get banned for it.

12/4/2009 1:26:30 PM

^yeah it's really annoying. One dude my friends and I played against last night was a noob tube and scavenger and camping a single spot in Favela. We were getting so frustrated, my buddy said, "ok, u want to be a douche, i'll be an even bigger douche" and used the javelin glitch for the rest of the match. I gave him hell about it but he only used it that one match in response to the noob tube douchernanigans.

I did pretty well last night in TDM, went 19-0 on Derail (no camping or sniping, just wreckin' shit). Also 30-11 on Highrise and 29-8 on Estate, which is pretty decent for me.

12/4/2009 1:37:07 PM

the sidearm+combat knife....i haven't unlocked it yet. Is the combat knife faster than the standard melee? or what is the real advantage? it looks badass

12/4/2009 1:43:35 PM

is faster

12/4/2009 1:45:16 PM

a few of you guys play like little bitches tbh

the javelin glitch
the rpgs
the noob tubes

all little bitchy things to do when you suck.

bean and golovko were the only two decent players on the other team whenever i was playing. everyone else was doing horrible last night.

12/4/2009 1:48:23 PM

i find myself using the n00b t00b more in this game than i ever did in COD4. I don't know why, but it's almost vital now to survive. Especially with the severe reduction of power they gave to the frag and lack of frag x3.

12/4/2009 1:50:32 PM

lol fragx3 was another little bitchy thing to use in cod4. in cod4 watching the killcams of a guy that just spawned and randomly tossed three nades and a stun grenade and got a few kills would piss me off so badly...

this is exactly why there were mods in the pc comp scene - to take out these stupid ass perks and make it about the shooting, and not the gay ass perks and killstreaks *all the time*

[Edited on December 4, 2009 at 1:53 PM. Reason : .]

12/4/2009 1:53:16 PM

whats the n00b tubes? is that the grenade launcher on assault rifles or is it a launcher from the secondary weapons?

and yes the tactical knife is a lot faster...looks cool and lets you strike really quickly and multiple targets without a delay in between targets....its how i was managing to run in a room of 3 or 4 guys and knife them all while they were all trying to shoot at me I've now found that running around with the pistol + tactical knife is a lot better and safer than running around with my primary weapon...then if i have a long range shot i switch weapons.

[Edited on December 4, 2009 at 1:58 PM. Reason : .]

12/4/2009 1:57:28 PM

noob tube can be the thumper or the grenade launcher add on - any projectile grenade basically.

12/4/2009 1:59:17 PM

Quote :

"lol fragx3 was another little bitchy thing to use in cod4. in cod4 watching the killcams of a guy that just spawned and randomly tossed three nades and a stun grenade and got a few kills would piss me off so badly..."

yep. And the cargo ship map: "Wet Work" in COD4 was just a grenade fuckfest.

12/4/2009 2:03:29 PM

so were shipment and ambush

12/4/2009 2:08:41 PM

They need to go ahead and release that patch to prevent the Javelin glitch...once I figured it out I couldn't NOT use it...its too much fun...I feel like I can't quit on my own and need the support and help of Infinity Ward

Thats not how I normally play btw, just from about 11pm on last night when I first figured out how to use it

12/4/2009 2:45:46 PM

^ Ill admit it was pretty hilarious last night watching you run directly at them and blowing up...but only because you were on my team.

12/4/2009 2:55:38 PM

i wouldn't mind if it had a smaller explosion radius - I would kill him like 20-25 feet away from me and it would still kill me lol

12/4/2009 3:18:32 PM

forgot to add to the list of things that make you a tool:

anything in your name about puerto rico. also motherfuckers who speak spanish to each other the whole fucking round piss me the fuck off. yes i know i can mute them, but for teh 5 seconds that they talk before i mute them it's just miserable.

12/4/2009 4:31:07 PM

xbox forums are saying some javelin glitchers are getting 2 day suspensions from XBL

its so funny to use though i think a 2 day ban would be totally worth it

still, i'll probably put it on hold, unless someone on the other team does it, in which case its on

12/4/2009 6:49:08 PM

I just picked this up for the 360, so all you bitches friend me.

id: hey now 79

12/4/2009 7:13:53 PM

just went 5-20 on a demolition match. Ughh absolutely horrible. Again, couldn't get a bead on anything.

12/4/2009 7:17:42 PM

I've never played this shit, haha. Its about to get UGLY.

12/4/2009 7:18:46 PM

yeah lol you might want to at least play the first mission of single player to get a feel for the controls before you get completely raped online

12/4/2009 7:43:15 PM

I just got raped for about 15 minutes. Now I'm just a full blown prison bitch.

12/4/2009 7:50:51 PM

im level 52 and i still get raped on occasion. my first several rounds of each day are usually god awful. im surprised my k/d isn't lower.

12/4/2009 8:12:53 PM

Quote :

"the noob tubes all little bitchy things to do when you suck. "

I've been using them just long enough to max out the assault rifles, but I have to say that they seem more powerful than COD4 when armed with danger close. I've been using them in demolition and taking out 3-4 players with one shot just because they were in the airplane on afghan or the cabin on estate. I think I run slower with it equipped, which kind of negates any benefit from using it.

I listened to two players carry on a conversation during demolition about how great their K was and how the other team kept trying to go towards the bomb. I lost everytime I got paired with them and won every time they were on the opposing squad.

12/4/2009 8:27:35 PM

How the fuck am I supposed to win in a free for all when 2 jets are unleashing hell on me from above?

12/4/2009 8:30:48 PM

Why is there always that one guy that unleashes an entire clip into the air jihad style at the beginning of the game JUST in case anyone on the other team didn't already know where we were spawning?

12/5/2009 12:31:31 AM

i do that to let the other team know i mean business

^^shoot it down? use cold blooded? stay in side?

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on December 5, 2009 at 1:19 AM. Reason : ]

12/5/2009 1:18:46 AM

Couldn't connect for some reason with you guys...

Probably better off I didn't anyway to be honest. MW2 and any beer don't mix.

12/5/2009 1:36:27 AM

^^^^, ^^, yeah, cold blood is fucking awesome, most of my custom classes have it, it is so nice not to have to worry about planes, choppers, etc, and running up to a turret gun from the front and knifing it is oh so much fun

12/5/2009 3:12:39 AM