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"I'm so attracted to this professor in my class that for the past few classes I've excused myself halfway through to go masturbate in the girl's bathroom."

11/12/2009 10:02:58 PM

^^^same here

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"At my first summer camp I didn't shit once the entire week "

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 10:03 PM. Reason : slow]

11/12/2009 10:03:08 PM

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"i feel guilty that i've made people waste entire days on this thread "

11/12/2009 10:03:09 PM

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"when i first got on tww like 6 years ago i had a HUGE e-crush on qntmfred "

11/12/2009 10:03:15 PM

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"I've never met you, but I think you're pretty damn cute... and I also think Adam is one of the hottest names ever. Hope you're not offended. "

11/12/2009 10:03:28 PM

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"i really dislike the lack of self-respect i have for my body these days i mean drinking occasionally and stuff is fine. and i smoke pot occasionally but i don't think that is a bad thing however doing cocaine and smoking cigarettes really make me lose respect for myself. but i still do it."

11/12/2009 10:03:34 PM

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"I like to see just how far I can push the buttons of the opposite sex before they finally just give up on me. It makes me laugh."

11/12/2009 10:03:59 PM

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"I've masturbated while looking at myself in the mirror before, it was weird."

11/12/2009 10:04:21 PM

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"I am terrified about what's going to happen with my relationship when I move in the not-so-distant future. Sometimes I think about breaking up with my s.o. just so I can spare him the frustration that comes along with a LDR.. especially since it will be roughly 2 years. Then I feel guilty because I know I love them and don't want anyone else. And then the insecurities start coming out.. "What if they meet someone better than me?" "What if I meet someone and I'm all lonely and shit and screw up?" Blah."

11/12/2009 10:04:56 PM

Seeing your own confession is like staring at your anus in the mirror.

11/12/2009 10:05:25 PM

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"I saw a cockroach on a plate I forgot to put in the dishwasher when I came home. I've never seen a roach in my place. Suffice to say, I'm too freaked out to sleep tonight, and I'll be cleaning every fucking thing in my apartment at least twice. The worst part? This sorta makes me feel like I'm dirty, sloppy, and unsanitary as a person. "

11/12/2009 10:06:34 PM

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"I've had sex with three wolfweb dudes"

11/12/2009 10:06:59 PM

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"I think Noen would be pretty cute if he didn't try so hard."

11/12/2009 10:07:55 PM

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"Quote : "I'm so attracted to this professor in my class that for the past few classes I've excused myself halfway through to go masturbate in the girl's bathroom.""

bwahahahaha

11/12/2009 10:08:48 PM

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"One summer (when I was like 10), I went to this church camp that was sorta near Washington, NC. I was really embarrased to shit in the communal bathroom, so I held it in. We were there for a week. Suffice to say, around the 4th day or so, it got to be unbearable. I was taking a shower and it just started coming out... I immediately jumped out of the shower and acted like I had just noticed it there, as if the guy who was in there before me did it. Everyone believed me. "

11/12/2009 10:09:36 PM

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"I took a wolf web dude's virginity even though I knew he was a hardcore christian and that I didn't really have feelings for him...and he was really bad in bed. "

yessssss. juicy.

11/12/2009 10:10:04 PM

this thread is pretty cool

the guy that likened this to seeing your own anus ni the mirror is kinda spot on

11/12/2009 10:10:41 PM

I <3 this thread

11/12/2009 10:11:22 PM

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"i haven't gotten myself off since i was probably 19.... i just would rather have a guy do it "

11/12/2009 10:11:31 PM

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"I saw the caldwell jumper after he had jumped but before any actual paramedics got to him he was all blue in the face, bloody and still squirming, i actually kinda chuckled as I walked by and kept moving i cant remember what i was doin but i dont actually imagine it was all that important for me to not stop and offer help"

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 10:13 PM. Reason : quotes]

11/12/2009 10:11:35 PM

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"I am so insecure that I get incredibly jealous when my boyfriend talks to other girls on TWW or posts on their facebook walls and it makes me feel really lame"

11/12/2009 10:12:06 PM

this thread is like a drug

11/12/2009 10:12:33 PM

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"The one thing that would make me happier than anything else in the world right now is for someone to tell me they think I'm cute. "

11/12/2009 10:12:47 PM

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"About six months ago one of my friends said to me "Remember when we were younger and we'd walk through the door and all the guys would flock to us?" I said "No, I've never experienced that.""

11/12/2009 10:12:51 PM

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"I think jessiejepp is an over-rated amphetamine addicted whore "

11/12/2009 10:13:46 PM

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"I responded to an m4w ad on CL. It was an associate professor here @ NCSU. We met for coffee at Global Village. I DQed him pretty fast because of how clingy and needy he is - I had to block him on AIM and gmail. But, he'd be great except for that: without meaning to, I've responded to two more of his m4ws since that first time."

11/12/2009 10:14:02 PM

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"I almost want someone to fuck this thread up and start revealing names, just to watch the collective anger of TWW tear that person a new one. Almost. "

11/12/2009 10:14:25 PM

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"when guys look at me, I know it's only cause I have big boobs cause I'm a lard ass "

11/12/2009 10:15:01 PM

^^ I REALLY hope that nobody does that.

11/12/2009 10:15:34 PM

some of these confessions are lame

11/12/2009 10:15:37 PM

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" first: I've always admired you as a twwer second: I've always wanted to mate with a woman significantly taller than me so that I could have a child that would be big and strong. that and the thought of plowing a 5'-10"+ chick is one of the most awesome things on this planet. I am 5'-6" tall, btw."

11/12/2009 10:15:41 PM

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"I think begonias looks weird cause she has too many gums "

11/12/2009 10:18:08 PM

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"^^ I REALLY hope that nobody does that."

that was one of the few i've responded to.

11/12/2009 10:18:50 PM

hey now I can't help it!

I explained why in the thread about scars.

11/12/2009 10:19:19 PM

too many gums? what?

11/12/2009 10:19:44 PM

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"I, too, am a tww female who wants someone to mention how she is cute. "

11/12/2009 10:19:50 PM

awww damn

forward some of the tww cuties that want to be told they are cute

11/12/2009 10:21:02 PM

^^^^^ good

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 10:21 PM. Reason : .]

11/12/2009 10:21:18 PM

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"i've been told many many times how attractive i am and then i send my pic to one dude and he's like "not half bad" lame. "

quite lame indeed.

11/12/2009 10:22:16 PM

randomly send me confessions guys i wanna play

11/12/2009 10:23:15 PM

geez, you can't expect everyone to find you attractive, you vain ho

11/12/2009 10:23:17 PM

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"I think khcadwal is really annoying. QUICK! PAY ATTENTION TO HER BEFORE SHE GOES 5 GOD DAMN MINUTES WITHOUT SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT HER. wait... fuck. "

starting to like this twwer even more OH NOES

11/12/2009 10:24:19 PM

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"I love finding slugs just because it means I can torment them with salt "

11/12/2009 10:24:36 PM

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"As gay as it sounds, this thread has made me a lot closer to a lot of TWWers. It's sorta strange."

11/12/2009 10:24:45 PM

^ it's certainly introduced me to more

11/12/2009 10:25:17 PM

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"I'm tired of the fact that I gave someone a blow job in 10th grade and when some people from high school talk about me they still mention it 11 years later. "

11/12/2009 10:25:33 PM

^^^^^ well fuck you, too

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 10:25 PM. Reason : .]

11/12/2009 10:25:43 PM

what is this, find faults in all the tdub females hour?

11/12/2009 10:25:59 PM

haha there's some hatin' up in here for sure.

11/12/2009 10:26:28 PM

i haven't even been attention whoring lately, damn

11/12/2009 10:26:36 PM