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6/12/2008 12:52:25 AM

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=529437


this is always good for a laugh

I get these forwards all the time at work. The link should be SFW but it has a bunch of pics on it. Enjoy

6/12/2008 1:17:06 PM

tired of oysters already... this is not good

oh, and ^ now has new material

[Edited on June 12, 2008 at 3:06 PM. Reason : ]

[Edited on June 12, 2008 at 3:06 PM. Reason : ^]

6/12/2008 2:55:30 PM

birthday cake in the break room

6/12/2008 3:34:29 PM

no birthday cake in the break room....

but...many bottles of beer and wine in the break room!

6/12/2008 7:55:32 PM

bojangles in the break room!

6/13/2008 7:47:59 AM

Can't believe how light traffic was this morning

6/13/2008 7:50:36 AM

Same here. It took me about 5 seconds to get from my bedroom to my office.

6/13/2008 8:05:48 AM

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

6/13/2008 8:27:14 AM

hey haaaaayyyyyyyy

only 10 hours left!

woooooo

6/13/2008 8:35:50 AM

I have absolutely nothing to do! I'm waiting around for an ad to place in this event program. At least we close at 3:00 today.

6/13/2008 8:42:26 AM

Quote :

"no birthday cake in the break room.... but...many bottles of beer and wine in the break room!"

That's because you work with alcoholics

and

Quote :

"Good afternoon everyone: With the advent of the warm weather, some of our staff members are wearing flip flops to work. Our dress code calls for a "professional, business-like image at all times." We do allow residential staff and office staff on Friday to dress more casually, but this flexibility does not extend to flip flops where the top of the foot is exposed except for the straps between the toes. This can be also be a safety issue with the top of the foot mostly unprotected. Please let your staff members know that flip flops do not meet the dress code requirements, and to please refrain from wearing this type of footwear immediately."

half the company has to go home to change shoes

[Edited on June 13, 2008 at 3:42 PM. Reason : +]

6/13/2008 9:39:46 AM

hahaha, thank god they don't have dress codes for grad students

6/13/2008 9:43:02 AM

anyone ever gotten accidentally drunk at lunch (or maybe severely buzzed)

6/13/2008 3:08:39 PM

i haven't done jack in 3 days...and, for once, i actually HAVE something to DO

i just don't really care, and it's not like i can't do it next week anyway

6/13/2008 3:10:54 PM

what are you talking about

6/13/2008 3:11:34 PM

so far i've made a dollar

6/13/2008 9:20:43 PM

made another 2.75 on top of that

6/14/2008 9:36:33 AM

^
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6/14/2008 9:37:25 AM

made another dollar since i last posted

6/14/2008 9:40:17 AM

i don't want to be here.. and the guy visiting my cube neighbor is loud and annoying

6/16/2008 7:37:03 AM

we're going on a tour of the SteelFab facility today. i'm super excited

6/17/2008 7:23:07 AM

nerd!

6/17/2008 7:47:49 AM

I'm falling asleep at my desk, and we have a meeting with the big wigs at 10am.

coffee isn't helping

6/17/2008 9:47:39 AM

Can today go by any slower?

6/18/2008 1:07:42 PM

*sigh*

i have so much to get done... I'M ONLY ONE PERSON!!!

also, please don't promise someone else i will have work done by a certain time w/o consulting me first

6/18/2008 1:21:18 PM

i had a beer AND A CUPCAKE at lunch today

Hurrah for Supervisor's birthday

6/18/2008 2:17:07 PM

I had a lot of diarrhea yesterday at the office, and I keep farting in my cubicle today.

6/18/2008 2:24:10 PM

that is fabulous

6/18/2008 8:30:58 PM

to the top

6/19/2008 5:03:15 PM

im at work


gmail wont open

6/19/2008 5:03:47 PM

that sucks...mine just opened...i got motherfucking 700+ records to type

6/19/2008 5:19:53 PM

records to type?

6/19/2008 8:24:05 PM

I went to redbox on my lunch break and now I'm watching a movie at work

6/20/2008 2:34:05 PM

bttt....in the office now...monday meetings suck donkey balls

6/23/2008 11:16:47 AM

i'm going to start screening my calls i think

6/23/2008 11:19:42 AM

I used to never give out my office # til management told me to put it on my e-mail sig.

6/23/2008 11:20:20 AM

I haven't even set up an e-mail signature yet. That's probably bad.

6/23/2008 11:21:44 AM

make it gaudy

6/23/2008 11:22:45 AM

I have the longest signature ever

6/23/2008 11:23:25 AM

I could put Simpsons quotes in it like one of my co-workers.

6/23/2008 11:23:26 AM

How about religious quotes like my coworker?

6/23/2008 11:23:39 AM

the fax number on mine

i've got to be honest and say i dont know where that fax machine is

6/23/2008 11:24:29 AM

That would help me fit in better with most of them.

[Edited on June 23, 2008 at 11:25 AM. Reason : heh, I'm not actually sure where our copy machine is either]

6/23/2008 11:24:44 AM

Here ya go

"Amateurs built the ark...professionals built the Titanic"

6/23/2008 11:31:33 AM

that was on the church sign down the street from me a few weeks ago

6/23/2008 11:32:27 AM

haha, that's way better than the Bible verses I would have expected.

6/23/2008 11:34:04 AM

today is a particularly bad day

*bangs head against desk*

6/23/2008 11:34:59 AM

Quote :

"today is a particularly bad day *bangs head against desk*"

6/23/2008 11:36:49 AM

Quote :

"the fax number on mine i've got to be honest and say i dont know where that fax machine is"

i also have the wolf on my signature.. i'm so cool haha

6/23/2008 11:49:41 AM