Flying Saucer waitresses are one bad night away from becoming strippers

5/24/2012 12:31:01 PM

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"That looks nothing like Jessica Simpson."

Shes got the Simpson hair but looks like Rachel Bilson

5/24/2012 12:46:02 PM

Blasphemy. Bilson is on a completely different level.

5/24/2012 12:47:14 PM

^no shit

and she looks like neither of them...hair or face

5/24/2012 12:48:44 PM

this guy made beer at my house recently

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5/24/2012 1:10:04 PM

If by "beer" you mean "love to me" I believe it.

5/24/2012 1:16:55 PM

no i meant beer

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5/24/2012 1:18:14 PM

Oh word.

5/24/2012 1:19:14 PM

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"Flying Saucer's staff is riddled with DUIs"

you could say the same thing about almost any other bar staff.

5/24/2012 1:19:31 PM

yup. someone else on the last page is a bartender with a DUI

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[Edited on May 24, 2012 at 1:23 PM. Reason : actually 2 pages ago]

5/24/2012 1:23:20 PM

did someone say DUI?

5/24/2012 4:04:11 PM

How did this chick get a job at Tilted Kilt? Thought you had to have boobs popping out?


this dude is creepy








these folks look like they are just a ball of fun




















Does our girl have a sister? They look an awful lot alike.


[Edited on May 29, 2012 at 3:53 PM. Reason : 2]

5/29/2012 3:51:39 PM

^ she looks like she's lost some weight since her photos were first posted in this thread.

5/29/2012 3:55:13 PM

still got a big ole melon head

5/29/2012 3:59:28 PM

5/29/2012 4:42:59 PM

This thread makes me want to go out!





























To the strip club because all these bitches are busted!

5/29/2012 4:44:36 PM

^^
sisters?

[Edited on May 29, 2012 at 4:44 PM. Reason : .]

5/29/2012 4:44:42 PM

I actually saw that girl on Match.com while I was browsing profiles a few weeks ago, in case any of you were genuinely interested in her. I am not.

5/29/2012 7:02:16 PM

Send her the link to this thread.

5/29/2012 7:22:12 PM

The girl on the left is pretty damn hot to me.

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I still think the chick on the right is hot.

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[Edited on May 29, 2012 at 7:40 PM. Reason : .]

5/29/2012 7:39:52 PM

i think our redhead is lookin pretty good actually

she might have just had a few bad pictures

and her hair looks better

[Edited on May 29, 2012 at 8:27 PM. Reason : s]

5/29/2012 8:26:13 PM

Welp, just got out of the hospital, time to hit up the bar!

5/29/2012 8:53:52 PM

I'd fuck her.

5/29/2012 10:27:32 PM

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"Welp, just got out of the hospital, time to hit up the bar!"

Good one

5/30/2012 8:55:20 AM

why dose anyone Tebow anymore...shit is played out..


girls bra is hanging out & dude looks like he dumped a whole pitcher of beer on his shirt...




extra crispy


did this dude just come straight from the beach?


No, yes, yes













Our girl is back with a vengeance...making her rounds again it seems...if she's taking pics with all these douche bags every guy up here has a shot if they are interested..







[Edited on May 30, 2012 at 9:12 AM. Reason : y]

5/30/2012 9:10:39 AM

does that girl go out every night? What in the fuck, lol

5/30/2012 9:29:54 AM

Come on Joey, gay guys are always suppose to look their best in the club. Johnston County must be getting to him.

5/30/2012 9:39:37 AM

either dress like that or dress like a douchbag

theres no in between with you people

5/30/2012 9:42:01 AM

Guy on the right knows that Tebowing is stupid

5/30/2012 9:48:31 AM

i dont think he knows where he is, much less what that guy in front of him is doing

5/30/2012 9:50:14 AM

let's not overlook Andy Dick in the vest

5/30/2012 9:52:05 AM

this made me lol wayyyyy tooo much

5/30/2012 9:55:29 AM

nothing really exciting











got to be a dude

6/5/2012 3:00:39 PM

getting my settledown on: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=44108182

6/5/2012 3:02:48 PM

^ Winnar

6/5/2012 3:06:18 PM

hahah she's frans with eggyeyes

6/5/2012 3:07:21 PM

she's like the real troll face

6/5/2012 3:09:41 PM

Quote :

"Nights Out on Glenwood Avenue (69 photos) Every Raleighwood socialite knows that the ONLY place to get your groove, drank and excitement on is good ole Glenwood South. This is the proof!"

Quote :

"Samantha Strazanac January 25, 2011 I just went from 1223 friends on Facebook to 213. Congratulations to everyone who made the FINAL cut."

But she leaves all of her shit public

[Edited on June 5, 2012 at 3:12 PM. Reason : ]

6/5/2012 3:11:58 PM

She's like a Seinfeld episode.

would bang:

would not bang:

6/5/2012 3:12:41 PM

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"Samantha Strazanac January 25, 2011 If you are reading this then you made the cut. I just deleted over 580 friends from my Facebook Friends. Congratulations for making the cut!"

Congratulations, everyone.



[Edited on June 5, 2012 at 3:14 PM. Reason : ]

6/5/2012 3:13:50 PM

for the record I am not her Facebook friend, which makes that post even more settledown-esque.


but I stand by my original opinion. I don't find her necessarily attractive but I would be able to enjoy a one time sexual encounter...with the version in the first pic above.

[Edited on June 5, 2012 at 3:24 PM. Reason : .]

6/5/2012 3:16:54 PM

Y'ALL I'm sorry this isn't her face, but this is the class ring she ordered

6/5/2012 3:22:29 PM

lol i just realized why she looks so familiar... we went to elementary school together or something


called it.. they are sisters

6/5/2012 3:26:39 PM

this thread just turned to gold. How long till she sets her pics to private?

6/5/2012 3:38:52 PM

6/5/2012 3:42:40 PM

I think it's her hair. Something is...off.

6/5/2012 3:43:09 PM

a whole folder of night out on the town pics...nice











[Edited on June 5, 2012 at 3:45 PM. Reason : e]

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6/5/2012 3:43:39 PM

Quote :

"Its becoming clearer and clearer every day how much of a social butterfly I am. Gotta have fun while you're young...right?"

6/5/2012 3:46:28 PM

I am no fashion expert, but her taste in clothing is pretty awful.

6/5/2012 3:50:39 PM

Goddamn could you show any more gum with that smile?

6/5/2012 3:51:12 PM