Goddamn there are a lot of ugly people on plenty of fish

5/19/2013 3:07:35 PM

Agreed. With that, plus the horrible UI, I quit after about five minutes of using it.

5/20/2013 9:02:17 AM

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/simple_areola90

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[Edited on May 20, 2013 at 10:07 AM. Reason : lolol]

5/20/2013 9:54:23 AM

Those teeth....

5/20/2013 11:22:35 AM

AHA, she's awesome.

5/20/2013 11:25:30 AM

Quote :

"favorite book??? FACE-BOOK lmao!!"

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"you should not message me if: u own or LIKE snakes even if there non posonous i dont care"

10/10 easy

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5/20/2013 11:27:32 AM

I found a little dollface on OKC this weekend. Hope she responds. Just moved here from Michigan, doesn't know a soul, likes to disc golf, favorite food is gyros, doesn't have kids/gaudy tattoos/face piercings. She's a rarity around these parts.

5/20/2013 11:31:52 AM

Disc golf=win

5/20/2013 11:35:59 AM

I'll let it slide that she called it "frolf"

5/20/2013 11:38:12 AM

lol Frolf. i bet that would make Brett rage.

5/20/2013 12:08:02 PM

I tested that theory on his facebook wall

5/20/2013 12:21:42 PM

I took a girl out last Wed. She looked cute online but meeting up she was a quite a bit heavier than appeared on her profile. K. Rustin would have enjoyed her.....

After a quick bite to eat I had to "head home to go to work early in the morning."

BTW I was looking and Raleigh has so many more better looking girls on OKC that I also tend to have a higher match % than the OKC girls in Charlotte. Kinda surprising, I guess most of the hot cool girls in Charlotte have already been married off to douche-bag bankers.

[Edited on May 20, 2013 at 12:36 PM. Reason : a]

5/20/2013 12:34:33 PM

My high match %'s are all in carborro / chapel hill / durham. All the ones in raleigh are fat as fuck. Should've never left

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5/20/2013 12:42:42 PM

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"http://www.okcupid.com/profile/simple_areola90"

OMG, please tell me that's one of those girls that are trying to troll OKC

5/20/2013 2:02:08 PM

hot ass Norwegian babes creepin on my profile

fuck 'murrica

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5/20/2013 2:31:27 PM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/the-juggalos-of-okcupid-tumblr-will-haunt-your-dreams

5/21/2013 11:26:33 AM

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"My high match %'s are all in carborro / chapel hill / durham. All the ones in raleigh are fat as fuck. Should've never left"

hey, how do you feel about raleigh compared to chapel hill? want to talk about it all the time?

5/21/2013 11:44:31 AM

I've been corresponding with one girl, and I thought I wanted to meet her but now the red flags are being tossed left and right. At first it was no big deal.

She typed "layed" instead of "laid". But then she said "use" instead of "used" several times in one message. Yesterday she mentioned at work she has to calculate square footage for some things and said she can't figure out circular areas. That "pie r squared" doesn't make sense to her.

5/21/2013 11:55:45 AM

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"She typed "layed" instead of "laid". But then she said "use" instead of "used" several times in one message."

are these conversations as dirty as they sound?

5/21/2013 12:02:04 PM

Thought you had a g/f TKE-Teg

5/21/2013 12:05:18 PM

Friend went out with a girl last week who literally asked to see his bank statement.
He went out with one a month prior who didn't need to "worry about fiscal responsibility" because she "goes to the gym five days a week"

5/21/2013 12:13:12 PM

i was in NYC all weekend and the girl i've been seeing was at the beach. we haven't seen each other in about 5 days. no big deal, but i had a late game up near her last night and told her i would drop by after for a few minutes. well the game ran long, it was disgustingly humid, and by the time it was over i was soaked with sweat and exhausted. so i bailed on stopping by. she said that was fine, but i could tell she wasn't super happy with my decision. getting all passive and short with her texts. girls, you can be easy to read and overly dramatic about stupid stuff

5/21/2013 12:58:02 PM

Ah the dreaded short snippy text. I hate those. "K" "It's fine" "No prob" etc.

5/21/2013 1:11:53 PM

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"He went out with one a month prior who didn't need to "worry about fiscal responsibility" because she "goes to the gym five days a week""

haha. What?

5/21/2013 1:17:41 PM

It means because she's in shape she should be able to find a sugar daddy.

5/21/2013 1:39:43 PM

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"Thought you had a g/f TKE-Teg"

Nope, though the social disaster that occurred as a result of that situation ended up being worse than any sort of break up I've had in the last 10 years.

5/21/2013 3:14:58 PM

^^^ fiscal != physical

5/21/2013 3:20:00 PM

oh wow, that's hilarious

5/21/2013 3:42:14 PM

i'm wondering if it's a bad indication of my views on women that i knew what that quote meant immediately.

5/21/2013 3:44:02 PM

i aint got time for this. what page are the pictures on?

5/21/2013 6:15:17 PM

One drink if their profile says they're down to earth or easy to get along with
One drink if they claim to be a feminist (Five drinks if the next three words are deal with it)

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5/22/2013 1:16:47 PM

so this girl has yet to even ask about picking up a tab. not once.

now i'm of the group that thinks the guy should pay, but shit at least ask now and again or pick up a round if we are just dropping into the bar for a few minutes.

5/22/2013 2:10:29 PM

^^^I thought you were married.

^What does she do for a living?

5/22/2013 2:18:30 PM

Dinner is bad for people you aren't 'dating' in general. Stick to drinks, coffee, more casual shit. All you have to do is say "Next round is on you" or something like that. Possibilities:

1) She mans up and pays for shit
2) She doesn't and is just a ho
3) You guys leave before that and now you have something to joke about via text

Don't take girls places outside of their pay grade, I don't think you should try to impress someone on a date. It should be about hanging out and seeing if one of you is not weird as fuck.


ps broads love first friday.

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5/22/2013 2:19:40 PM

she's an asst. store manager for a grocery store. so full time, benefits etc.

5/22/2013 2:20:58 PM

^^^ what, married folk can't look at pictures now? what kind of hitler-nazi-ss bullshit is this?

[Edited on May 22, 2013 at 2:21 PM. Reason : ^]

5/22/2013 2:21:22 PM

NO PICTURES FOR YOU!

5/22/2013 2:22:13 PM

^^^^we don't really do dinner. if either of us are hungry we'll split an app but that's about it. it's mostly casual drinks, wine, etc. at this point still.

5/22/2013 2:22:23 PM

Is she in management as in like corporate or a departmental manager? The difference is actually huge

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5/22/2013 2:22:46 PM

she manages a Hot Topic store at the mall.

5/22/2013 2:25:53 PM

can she hook me up with some scene broads? I am trying to revisit 2009 right quick

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5/22/2013 2:27:26 PM

[Edited on May 22, 2013 at 2:37 PM. Reason : ]

5/22/2013 2:33:11 PM

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"Dinner is bad for people you aren't 'dating' in general."

Actually i think Dinner is a good way to subtely communicate to the person that you're interested in taking things to the dating level.

5/22/2013 2:33:34 PM

Nah man, Krallum is a master dater.

5/22/2013 2:35:08 PM

date tonight, fingers crossed

(and it's not the girl i referenced above, or anyone from OKC)

5/22/2013 2:48:25 PM

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"taking things to the dating level"

why the fuck would you want to do that

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5/22/2013 2:49:11 PM

so seriously....should i mention something to her next time about picking up a round? it's also been really slow on the physical level as well. i'm ready to get up in dem guts FFS.

5/22/2013 2:55:10 PM

Dinner is fine...just don't start out with it. Once you're comfortable enough to talk to someone for longer than 5 minutes without distractions (which is probably difficult for 99% of t-dub troglodytes like Krallum)...then no sense in avoiding dinner unless you're an anorexic that doesn't want to be exposed.

5/22/2013 2:57:18 PM

It shouldn't be a big enough deal that you have to post on the internet about it.

^My point is that dinner is boring for dates. Its what everyone else would do.

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5/22/2013 2:58:20 PM

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"It shouldn't be a big enough deal that you have to post on the internet about it."

this goes for just about anything for anyone on this site

5/22/2013 3:04:01 PM