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"I feel the same way as the last confession you got about Chembob. "

damn that get has a reputation

11/13/2009 1:11:11 AM

I mean, he always seemed interweb creepy, but I never thought he was that IRL creepy... the things you learn!

11/13/2009 1:12:05 AM

pretty sure i know who both the chembob confessors are

11/13/2009 1:13:15 AM

Somebody make me feel special and send me a confession

11/13/2009 1:17:18 AM

I have only figured out one so far son.

I have yet to send a confession to anyone, but if I do it'll be something retarded son. Oh and I have not received any confessions either son.

11/13/2009 1:19:45 AM

Quote :

"I am also creeped out by chembob. "

11/13/2009 1:20:25 AM

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"Confession. I saw the picture of you bending over the table and the first thing that came to mind was "DAMN GIRL" And i am not really one for objectifying women. so gg on that one. "

11/13/2009 1:26:55 AM

Quote :

"i would love to do my boss. he's very sexy and I love his sense of humor"

11/13/2009 1:32:19 AM

Quote :

"after reading a thread about girls' first times being really painful and uncomfortable, it is one of the few times i am happy to be a dude... and peeing anywhere."

Quote :

"One night my sophomore year a friend of mine got so mad at me he said something that he had been holding back on for a long while. Something about me he had discussed with others. Once he said it I knew it was true about myself. I proceeded to get extremely wasted so I could forget what he said. That friend is dead now, but many days pass where I wish I knew what it was he said so that I could make sure I improved on it if I have not already."

11/13/2009 3:15:07 AM

Quote :

"ive jerked it 15 times in a day. not because i wanted to do it, but because i wanted to see if i could. "

Quote :

"i just realized i hadn't picked my belly button in a week or so, so i just did. HUGE clump of hair, lint, and jam practically exploded out. put it in my roommates clean laundry basket. "

lmao

Quote :

"i think one of the confessions is about me but it isn't good "

11/13/2009 5:15:03 AM

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"I would fucking DESTROY dropdeadkate. Assfucking, bondage, rape scenes, facerape, kidnapping, forced orgasms. Sweet jesus. That girl is CUTE."

11/13/2009 6:59:15 AM

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"I would never want to date a marine but I think they are HOT in their dre blues."

11/13/2009 7:09:04 AM

^ There are some great Marines out there

No one left me any confessions

11/13/2009 7:17:42 AM

today we are all confessions

11/13/2009 7:19:34 AM

send me some

11/13/2009 8:13:26 AM

confess unto me

11/13/2009 8:32:28 AM

Quote :

"I met a marine a few weeks ago, but he was station at Camp Lejune. I wish I had gotten his number so we could hang while he was in town but I didn't because I have a boyfriend."

11/13/2009 8:40:35 AM

^7

thank you for making me bust out laughing in class whoever you are. elle oh elle

11/13/2009 8:47:49 AM

jeez this thing is still going?

i'm open for confessions yo

11/13/2009 8:50:11 AM

and thine childe cunfessed untothe me:

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"I find it very easy to fall into "like" with someone based on their ipods/CDs in their car "

11/13/2009 8:54:54 AM

Quote :

"my mother is going to call me this morning to check to make sure I made an appointment with my psychiatrist who I haven't seen in 3 years because she feels I am going crazy again. what she doesn't know is that I made the appointment before she even told me to. because I know I'm going crazy again. "

11/13/2009 8:56:12 AM

I'll play

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"I used to be really mean and stand-offish to a lot of people (like I had a goal of making at least one person cry per week), which earned me the reputation of being intimidating and a bitch. I'm not nearly as mean as I was back then, but I still have that reputation. And I like it."

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"I made a girl cry at work and I was happy about it. "

11/13/2009 9:03:22 AM

I've tried to play but nobody sends me anything.

11/13/2009 9:04:17 AM

open for confessions

11/13/2009 9:24:25 AM

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"I secretly love my older sister for giving me shit and calling me names growing up, because it made me more thick skinned and able to deal with day to day bullshit"

11/13/2009 9:25:01 AM

i put one out there a little while back.

this thread is fascinating.

11/13/2009 9:27:50 AM

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"i enjoy watching will and grace [no homo]"

11/13/2009 9:29:56 AM

open for confessions

and conversation

11/13/2009 9:31:53 AM

And im at work and caught up, send me some confessions, unless everyone is out of them.

11/13/2009 9:32:51 AM

open for the confesh as well

I HATE THIS CLASS

11/13/2009 9:33:46 AM

11/13/2009 9:34:47 AM

i like this thread alot

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/13/2009 9:34:51 AM

my inbox is empty

11/13/2009 9:36:20 AM

i'm starting to run out of confessions

11/13/2009 9:37:38 AM

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"When I was a kid I used to go on vacations with my parents and my cousin's family. My uncle took Playboys with him, and once every year my cousin (also a girl) and I would go sneak in and find them and look at them. We said things like "wow that's really degrading" but I think we just didn't want to admit we liked it."

11/13/2009 9:40:11 AM

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"My s.o. has only given me flowers twice in our relationship (and we've been together for a couple years). Once for my birthday and once for Valentine's Day. He thinks I want high-priced flowers constantly but the reality is, I would love flowers picked from the side of the road or even Food Lion daisies.. The Farmer's Market has pretty sunflowers right now, too "

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"All of my coworkers are "working from home today", which leaves me as the only person here to do my job. Instead of keeping up on work I will probably read my book, run to McDonalds for breakfast and job hunt "

11/13/2009 9:49:46 AM

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"I have material things but what I consider to be my most prized possessions I keep in a shoe box under my bed. The list includes. 1 picture of my grandparents. The book my grandmother taught my family to read from,a wallet my dad used to carry when he was younger, a key chain my mother gave me, a love note from an ex-girlfriend, a gift from china from another ex, and a pocket knife. If my house were to catch on fire that would be the first thing I rescued before anything or anyone else. "

11/13/2009 9:52:38 AM

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"I have a decent opportunity to make some cash sitting in my gmail inbox. I'm afraid that if I spend the time and resources on it, and then they don't like what I made, that I'll be even more depressed than I am right now."

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"If I eat in the same vicinity as my sister, I seriously have to look away when she's eating. IT DRIVES ME CRAZY. She's so ridiculously dainty with her food and takes the SMALLEST BITES EVER... I'm getting frustrated just THINKING about it. Then she chews oh so daintily with her tiny ass bite of food and then she holds her fork a certain way and will push around her food, DAINTILY. lasjkdfklajsdflkjasdklfjasldkfjaskldfj Drives me up a fucking wall. "

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"I tend to be a lockbox for information and due to that, I feel people can be very very open with me. I will never tell their secrets or anything like that. But i've always wondered what would happen if i told all i knew. let out all of the pictures. opened chat histories. so on so forth."

11/13/2009 9:55:06 AM

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""

A friend and I joked about getting matching tattoos, and though I don't talk to them anymore I still like the idea and kind of want the tattoo. [quote]

11/13/2009 9:59:31 AM

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"I wonder if Woodfoot is gay (or asexual). Once he said he was a virgin (years ago) and I was kind of surprised since he seemed like an outgoing, popular guy. He's also borderline morbidly obese. And there was a big guy (like 500+ lbs) on Intervention who came out as gay and said he was using his weight to hide his secret. As you can see, I like to play armchair psychiatrist with people over the internet."

[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 10:08 AM. Reason : fixed. oops haha cut off the important part!]

11/13/2009 10:06:09 AM

Quote :

"When I was in second grade we were on the bus coming from school when I could no longer hold my bladder. I peed all over the seat through my pants. Luckily it was raining heavily that day, and when i got off the bus I pretended to fall so that when my mother took me home my wet pants would be explained. I never sat in that one seat again."

11/13/2009 10:07:14 AM

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"Grey's Anatomy is my favorite TV show and I don't know why. "

and wtf is up with everyone pissing themselves in elemntary school. damn.

11/13/2009 10:09:00 AM

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"My freshman year of college, I put my self on http://www.hotornot.com. that led me to believe i am a remarkably average "7.8"."

11/13/2009 10:09:36 AM

close to 8 on hot or not is actually pretty damn good

11/13/2009 10:10:28 AM

I'm ready for a few!

11/13/2009 10:13:15 AM

Quote :

"I have personally cost the gov't millions of dollars."

11/13/2009 10:13:30 AM

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"when I bought my house, i went on GIS and looked up all of my neighbor's names. with that information, i stalked them on FB, Myspace, 123nc.com, the register of deed's website, etc. now i know their pets names, how much they paid for their houses, how many times they have refinanced, how many speeding tickets they have, who has dwi's. and i have never met most of them "

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"A few weeks ago I had dreams about getting robbed blind while I was sleeping. This happened two nights in a row. Part of me IS worried about getting robbed (I live alone), the other part finds it unsettling that I dream about losing my stuff as opposed to, say, family and friends."

lame confessions in my inbox

11/13/2009 10:22:02 AM

Quote :

"man, when i lived in bragaw, i wasn't a big fan of myself. i realize i was an asshole to brad. i realize that i drank way too much. i damn near fucked up my life really bad. but by grace we live, ya know? "

[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 10:23 AM. Reason : amen!]

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"confession: I've tried ass shaking in the safety of my apartment before I can't do it "

[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 10:25 AM. Reason : with my instruction. she can be epic]

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"I wear peppermint chapstick b/c when I give blowjobs it makes the guys dicks go cold and tingly and they love it "

[quote]

[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 10:31 AM. Reason : i think i have a favorite.]

11/13/2009 10:23:47 AM

send some confessions my way...this day wont die any faster!

11/13/2009 10:32:59 AM

I'd like some too

11/13/2009 10:35:17 AM