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pwnt
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Accidentally drank too many beers and shots with TripleD and then went out swilling with BBR and Haze. It wasn't pretty...nor was the fat chick that wanted to rape me.

9/21/2006 2:00:20 PM

BigBlueRam
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BigBlueRamvs.zxappeal tomorrow. game on.

9/26/2006 2:22:05 AM

zxappeal
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You squat to pee.

You buy extra-absorbent tampons.

Your mother has a dick longer than yours.


Bring it on.

9/26/2006 2:33:43 AM

Jeepman
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i'm excited

9/26/2006 9:22:05 AM

Jeepman
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aight who all's goin?

9/26/2006 3:47:52 PM

zxappeal
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I'm in. What time?

9/26/2006 7:32:52 PM

Jeepman
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leave around 9? that good? me and the woman are coming. i think southern4x4 might be coming too.

9/26/2006 7:33:50 PM

69
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give me a call, i already had some curry chicken, but what the hell, my ass is gonna be burnin anyway

9/26/2006 7:39:21 PM

zxappeal
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That nigrot BigBlueRam better show the fuck up. I can't stand a shit talker that ain't gonna stand behind the shit his mouth spews forth.

I will beat his bitch ass down.

What about 69? Igor? I already know that Irish pussy tripleD4u ain't gonna make it. He's more than likely working, and if he wasn't, he lives in fear of eating wings in my company.

9/26/2006 7:39:34 PM

Igor
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prolyl wont be able to do it tonight, f-n carrer fair coming up thursday. what time are you guys heading out?

9/26/2006 7:57:30 PM

zxappeal
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Around niner.

9/26/2006 8:02:29 PM

Igor
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tempting

9/26/2006 8:05:03 PM

Jeepman
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i'm HONGRY

9/26/2006 8:06:19 PM

BigBlueRam
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i'll be there bitch. just got in from working on demo derby cars, gotta shower, etc. then i'll be headed out.

9/26/2006 8:14:12 PM

zxappeal
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I am so hungry I could eat the asshole out of a rabid rhinoceros

9/26/2006 8:17:10 PM

BigBlueRam
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i may have screwed myself with a late lunch at the bbq lodge. pretty damn sure i'm good for at least 25-30 though... we'll see soon enough.

9/26/2006 8:31:33 PM

zxappeal
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The key here is to enjoy your wing experience to the maximum. If you have to race home to splatter in the shitter, then where's the joy in that? Of course, some of us like to see just how loud we can make a trip to the pooty pot.

9/26/2006 8:35:11 PM

Jeepman
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something ain't right with that ^ boy

9/26/2006 8:37:20 PM

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if someone will give me a ride i'm in, i dont have enough gas to make it, and dammit we need to start on joshs caddy for the demo derby

9/26/2006 8:37:59 PM

zxappeal
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where the hell you at, nigger?

9/26/2006 8:38:28 PM

Jeepman
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^^i'll pick ur ass up. i'll hit u up when i get outta work

9/26/2006 8:39:29 PM

BigBlueRam
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^^^hell yeah... ya'll better get on it.

9/26/2006 8:41:25 PM

zxappeal
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Frac and I are both coming. We's gonna head out prolly in a few.

9/26/2006 8:44:46 PM

Jeepman
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aight, i'll be on my way prolly at 9:10 or so. ^you mean you're actually gonna be on time this time? holy shit

9/26/2006 8:45:35 PM

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^ i saw your buddy chad up at the roo' trying to sell his mom

[Edited on September 26, 2006 at 8:46 PM. Reason : asshat]

9/26/2006 8:46:01 PM

Jeepman
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he is a piece of shit.

9/26/2006 8:46:53 PM

zxappeal
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Man, you need to beat his bitch ass down.

9/26/2006 8:47:50 PM

Igor
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i really wanted to hear the fightin cole miner story too next time i guess

9/26/2006 10:11:01 PM

zxappeal
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It was BRUTAL.

9/26/2006 11:46:56 PM

Jeepman
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IVAN IS THE FUCKING MAN. I LOVE ME SOME 4WHEEL DUALLY BURNOUTS.

[Edited on September 26, 2006 at 11:50 PM. Reason : it was the coolest shit evar]

9/26/2006 11:49:57 PM

zxappeal
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Bitch had to front cuz he got pwnt at eating wings...

9/26/2006 11:51:35 PM

BigBlueRam
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YAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! too bad it wasn't a left turn, or i could have layed it out sideways.

good thing we stopped playing on the highway when we did, state troopers were working the hell out of 40 a little ways up.
^^ahaha... true, i bow to your wing eating abilities.

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i think i deserve a handicap for size/weight differences though

[Edited on September 26, 2006 at 11:55 PM. Reason : .]

9/26/2006 11:53:41 PM

zxappeal
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Cot-damn if they warn't. I saw two cars pulled over, and the obligatory trooper hidin behind the berm just before the Gorman St. exit.

BTW, teh Cummins was WTFO at 75mph. I couldn't gain on ye 'cause I had nothing left.

If you'd a-gotten a handicap, I'd have had to eat about 60. So in reality you won...

[Edited on September 26, 2006 at 11:57 PM. Reason : motherfucker]

9/26/2006 11:56:02 PM

BigBlueRam
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yeah, the old cummins pulled pretty damn strong up to then... even though i was giving you the hit (listened for the exhaust, with all the windows up and the radio on, lol) and i've probably got a few thousand pounds on you.

gg to Jeepman for the obligatory ricer fly by (in a ricer actually).

9/27/2006 12:07:03 AM

Igor
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my ric0r comin out next week fuckers better be ready

9/27/2006 12:08:57 AM

pwnt
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Shit, we'll roll the bikes out for next time.

9/27/2006 12:48:31 AM

Igor
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thats right. on the way back i might have to throw mine in the back of the superdodge to prevent serious injury to myslef and civilian casualties

9/27/2006 12:49:51 AM

pwnt
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Not a bad idea. I got pulled last night. Must learn to keep both wheels on pavement at 1AM.

9/27/2006 12:52:41 AM

Igor
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i dont see how you still have a licence

9/27/2006 12:54:09 AM

zxappeal
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That was a great story. I wish I had it on video.

9/27/2006 12:54:15 AM

Igor
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night fools. day full of busyness tomorra

9/27/2006 1:07:14 AM

zxappeal
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Same here. But I am afraid to go to sleep.

9/27/2006 1:22:40 AM

zxappeal
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My asshole is burning itself out of my body.

9/27/2006 12:45:39 PM

Noen
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the last time I ate wings in quantity I put down 50 at Flying Saucer.

This almost makes me want to come out to claim the tdub bdub crown, but my asshole has been enjoying my responsible eating.

9/27/2006 3:12:34 PM

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hahahaha, these aint no little nigga ass saucer wings, they have meat on em

9/27/2006 4:57:59 PM

BigBlueRam
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^for real... they're noticeably bigger/meatier than saucer wings (and most other places for that matter).

9/27/2006 7:39:28 PM

zxappeal
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This reminds me of your mother. She's noticeably bigger/meatier than the other hos on the block.

9/27/2006 10:22:03 PM

BigBlueRam
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OOOOOOHHHH DAAAAAMMNNNNN

where are your dump pics?

9/27/2006 10:28:14 PM

zxappeal
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What sucks? Remember I told you how hot food actually stops me up?

I haven't had a good dump all day.

9/27/2006 10:33:38 PM

Jeepman
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yer gonna EXPLODE

9/28/2006 12:23:39 AM

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