she liked my skills lol

9/18/2007 12:20:25 AM

I am a sex machine. Sex machine.

9/18/2007 12:21:36 AM

I'M A REAL MAN I KIN FECK FER 10 OURZ

9/18/2007 12:22:38 AM

WHATEVER I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN DO THAT!

9/18/2007 12:24:31 AM

MY TRECK HEZ BIGGUR TARZ 'N YERS

9/18/2007 12:25:09 AM

I GOTS MORE HORSEPOWERN YOU BOY!

9/18/2007 12:27:36 AM

MY TRUQ SITS TALLER 'N YERS

I'M THE TUFFER GUY

9/18/2007 12:29:04 AM

OH YEAH, LEAST MINE AINT NO DAMN CHEVROLET!

9/18/2007 12:31:01 AM

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH BOY YOUZ GON' GITTIT

9/18/2007 12:35:25 AM

lol, I gave her buttsecks

9/18/2007 12:40:22 AM

ahahah

nope

still not going to give a truthful response to this thread

9/18/2007 12:46:25 AM

bttt

12/3/2007 2:35:11 AM

Two days after Valentine's Day, I made love to my then-woman for four hours straight on rose petals in her Bragaw dormroom (301-C or something). I ate honey and whipped cream (stolen from Fountain) off of her fun zones. I also had just discovered this move where you lick an area and then blow on it. Made her crazy.

Close second is when I didn't see her for two weeks and I had dropped 50 pounds (since the V-day) and was working out everyday. But that was more fucking than anything.

Ah sex. I miss you.

[Edited on December 3, 2007 at 2:45 AM. Reason : forgot about honey]

12/3/2007 2:42:25 AM

You dropped 50 lbs in two weeks?

12/3/2007 3:25:00 AM

^ I know right.

^^ What did you do, shit a baby?

12/3/2007 3:29:18 AM

^dats a big baby

12/3/2007 4:16:48 AM

no no no...

I actually dropped about 40 over a month due to mono and then another 10 working out.

so here's the timeline:
Feb. 14th, 2007 - V-day
Feb. 16th, 2007 - V-day sex (observed)
March, 2007 - Mono Month
May 14th, 2007 - Join a gym and start waiting tables
July 4th, 2007 - 4th of July, 2007
July 6th, 2007 - Tanned, muscley body, God Bless America sex
Dec. 6th, 2007 - 5 month anniversary of celibacy

12/3/2007 4:20:21 AM

^saddest 4:20 post ive ever seen...

12/3/2007 10:12:46 AM

what is this Spontaneous shit?

12/3/2007 10:14:47 AM

12/3/2007 10:19:26 AM

^ it hasn't been funny after the first time you posted it

12/3/2007 11:45:41 AM

dude, i laughed

12/3/2007 2:16:52 PM

the best sex with myself is if i'm high first

12/3/2007 2:18:28 PM

the best sex ive ever had, is now considered the worst in my head.

12/3/2007 2:21:43 PM

but according to your loins, it is still the best. loins always win. which is why chicks are always banging the same guy that shits all over them.

12/3/2007 3:02:40 PM

about 2 nights ago...my god!

12/3/2007 3:20:03 PM

I got some good gut laughs reading this thread.

Quote :

"He even made me watch him brush his teeth."

That son of a bitch!

12/3/2007 6:37:59 PM

I haven't had sex in 3 months because I've been uncomfortably pregnant and suffering from the all day sickness. Then as soon as I get my mojo back and Josh gets uber desperate for some lovin', my husband ends up with a terrible cold. As soon as that fucker gets well, I am going to have the bestest and mostest sex ever.

12/3/2007 6:57:47 PM

pregnant sex is boss. the vag is sooo damn hot and moist during this time.

[Edited on December 3, 2007 at 6:59 PM. Reason : asdf]

12/3/2007 6:59:35 PM

^fucking gross

12/5/2007 12:03:19 AM

hahah i dont even want to do it when im bloated. I couldn't imagine having a thing growing in a belly and bouncing around in and out...

but ive heard its good

12/5/2007 12:13:51 AM

mmm gotta bump this thread.

went to certain local celebrities (no biggies) house for a bbq thing. . it was getting late, nearly everyone was gone. . found a random hallway and tried to see how far we could make it echo through the house.

still doesn't top the garage at old shop though.

1/4/2008 2:48:13 AM

I see you being a horny toad

1/4/2008 2:51:50 AM

Quote :

"no biggies"

...

1/4/2008 4:15:26 AM

^&^^^

1/4/2008 4:24:50 AM

well played, sir. well played...

1/4/2008 4:25:29 AM

not sure where it ranks among other sexual encounters, but i've probably came about 20 times within the last 4 or 5 days....my dick is very sore.

1/4/2008 4:26:05 AM

those were the good days

1/4/2008 4:27:10 AM

and i kinda wanna beat it too, do i have a problem? i told myself no way though.

1/4/2008 4:30:57 AM

Don't do it. It's a tarp!

1/4/2008 4:31:28 AM

not unless it interferes with other spheres of life...

1/4/2008 4:31:49 AM

Sex with an emotionally unstable seriously bipolar Emo-ish girl whom apparently had been molested by her step dad...... was the best experience I've ever had.

the things that came out of her mouth verbally... blew my mind. not to mention the performance she put on...
It was like watching one of those hardcore porns like "throatfuckers" and other grimey sketchy stuff..
except she was making me do it to her... and calling me a "pussy!" when i didnt do certain things.. such as "slapping her in the face while she choked on my cock"
i was scarred she was going to run to the police after that experience.

I think she completely distorted my mental concept of sex and how far some people take it..
In fact i think she took advantage of me.

she made me feel like less of a man.
we seriously could have sold it on the internet if i hadnt been whining like a bitch the whole time...

the entire night i was repeating..
"you want me to WhaT!??" "Hell no!"



[Edited on January 4, 2008 at 4:39 AM. Reason : .]

1/4/2008 4:34:10 AM

been a big fan of the unstable/disturbed hotties since i came to state. either big fan or big magnet, one...

1/4/2008 4:38:15 AM

^^that sounds really fun actually

1/4/2008 4:39:49 AM

^^^Damn, I always wondered what kinda chicks did that..

1/4/2008 4:45:32 AM

yea, one girl i was with once was amazing and she was really rough and surprised me with the things she wanted and did. it was great but crazy

just like a video

1/4/2008 9:14:03 AM

since so many girls are taught to be ashamed of sex and are self-conscious about their bodies they usually dont open up their freaky side until they are in a comfortable situation. that said, imagine how many dudes she had to bwn to get crazy like that on the first night with you.

1/4/2008 9:18:11 AM

yea i know, i knew her for a bit before we did it, but really she had to have been a slut or whatever or what i hope happened, that she just basically changed and i was the first one where she just didnt care and was just having fun

i know of a few girls who dont sleep around really but they have had one nighters or done it on the first date just because or they were a little drunk or they didnt care anymore

1/4/2008 9:21:05 AM

This 32 year old Lawyer chick that I had been friends with for a few months. Greatest rack of all time, and she fucked like an animal, and said some incredibly dirty shit.

1/4/2008 9:23:21 AM

^^HAHA, then they sleep around...durr

1/4/2008 9:26:34 AM