cddweller All American 20699 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "your breath needs freshening after all that" | I've mentioned this before but young guys' semen just tastes aweful. I think 20-year-olds pack a lot more acid than 50-year-olds for some reason. But there's been times when he (older guy) ejaculates twice in a short period of time the second time is acidic as well and then I definately need some mouthwash, kiss or no kiss.9/25/2007 9:43:05 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
hmm
couple options there
one could be that the old guy's second volley is somewhat equivalent to the load from the 20 dude who was furiously beating off all day, as in both loads have had less time to cured, while the first 50 year old shot has had time to mature
other could be a better diet in the old dude
i think i need to find better ways to avoid doing work 9/25/2007 9:48:15 AM |
seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
dweller, think what you are trying to say is that an old man's semen actually has very little sperm in it, and this is what differentiates the taste of young and old semen, i would think. and not only that, an old vas deferens may have some issues, thus removing the great taste of a young man's jizz. 9/25/2007 9:50:14 AM |
cddweller All American 20699 Posts user info edit post |
Great taste, lol.
I'm sure your opinion is much more experienced than mine. 9/25/2007 9:55:35 AM |
seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
i have reputable sources who's data is consistent with other reputable sources that i know. great taste, and more filling. 9/25/2007 9:57:03 AM |
cddweller All American 20699 Posts user info edit post |
You do know you'd need a whole hell of a lot of cum to get full off of it, right? I mean, 2 mLs is just an appetizer.
60 million spermies per mL, lol. Sounds like a lot anyway.
[Edited on September 25, 2007 at 10:00 AM. Reason : .] 9/25/2007 9:58:02 AM |
seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
mine has a time release mechanism 9/25/2007 10:00:25 AM |
ShinAntonio Zinc Saucier 18946 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "She's a woman. Do you really expect her to make sense?" |
aha9/25/2007 10:11:36 AM |
Wraith All American 27245 Posts user info edit post |
This thread is starting to get a little 9/25/2007 10:27:49 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
god dammit, yea, someone come up with a new question that won't end up in fucshia describing her semen preference 9/25/2007 10:29:36 AM |
Lutra All American 12588 Posts user info edit post |
^aborts topic 9/25/2007 10:38:24 AM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
Why the fuck are girls so insecure. They seriously do not understand how or why I trust them not to fuck around.. it's really getting old having to act half jealous over some random dude they've been friends with since 2nd grade just so they'll shut the hell up about me not caring
[Edited on September 25, 2007 at 10:41 AM. Reason : a] 9/25/2007 10:41:08 AM |
datman All American 4812 Posts user info edit post |
i hate the bs that comes with relationships
[Edited on September 25, 2007 at 5:20 PM. Reason : ,] 9/25/2007 5:19:56 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
how do i keep my hair silky and manageable? 9/25/2007 5:30:42 PM |
Vix All American 8522 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "having to act half jealous over some random dude they've been friends with since 2nd grade just so they'll shut the hell up about me not caring " |
You don't HAVE to do that. dezidelight and I were just having a conversation about the inanity of jealous boyfriends.
Not all chicks want you to act jealous, or even half-jealous.9/25/2007 7:23:32 PM |
hollister All American 1498 Posts user info edit post |
^^paging John Edwards. John Edwards, aisle 5, please. 9/25/2007 10:59:16 PM |
Shivan Bird Football time 11094 Posts user info edit post |
Oh Vix, you're so awesome. Do you have a friend like you? 9/26/2007 12:21:10 PM |
Shivan Bird Football time 11094 Posts user info edit post |
Is it just me, or does there seem to be a lot of girls these days that are really really school/job-focused? I'm like wtf, what's the point of success if you can't have a life? 10/1/2007 7:46:48 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
hahah it just means they don't wanna hang out with you
Quote : | "Don't try to find it Make the time" |
I mean really, if someone wants to see you, they will find a way
things are much simpler than people make them out to be sometimes
[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 7:50 PM. Reason : not trying to be mean ]10/1/2007 7:50:05 PM |
moron All American 34036 Posts user info edit post |
^^ If you love your job/school work, there's no need to segment it from the rest of your life.
Also, if you have a good job, it makes having a good life easier too.
[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 7:51 PM. Reason : ] 10/1/2007 7:51:15 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
I think it's funny when girls think guys are dumb and that they don't have a clue about whats up
lies only work for so long
[heisman on that ho] 10/1/2007 7:52:56 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Is it just me, or does there seem to be a lot of girls these days that are really really school/job-focused?" |
am i the only one that likes a broad thats focused on school and jobs?10/1/2007 7:56:18 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
you're totally gonna get laid now! 10/1/2007 7:57:20 PM |
Vix All American 8522 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Oh Vix, you're so awesome. Do you have a friend like you?
" |
Thanks, and I probably don't have one that can joke about misogyny like I can.
Quote : | "hahah it just means they don't wanna hang out with you" |
He's right. Of course they could also be crazy.
[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 8:19 PM. Reason : .]10/1/2007 8:18:23 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I've had more blow jobs than I can remember, and I've never had a chick complain about drinking a little something and chewing a fucking piece of gum, because (1) your breath needs freshening after all that, and (2) if you're giving a blow job, there's a very good chance that you're drinking already. " |
well, I suppose the kinds of girls who'd blow you must enjoy being told what to do anyway
I just don't know when it is everyone got so scared of bodily fluids or body hair regarding sexual situations.
Quote : | "god dammit, yea, someone come up with a new question that won't end up in fucshia describing her semen preference" |
When did I ever mention a preference of any sort?
Quote : | "Why the fuck are girls so insecure. They seriously do not understand how or why I trust them not to fuck around" |
I wouldn't have a problem with that, but I won't dangle "hey, I could cheat on you!" in front of a boyfriend, either. It sucks that she would.
Quote : | "Is it just me, or does there seem to be a lot of girls these days that are really really school/job-focused? I'm like wtf, what's the point of success if you can't have a life?" |
Because we're told that there's a glass ceiling. It makes us work harder.
[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 8:35 PM. Reason : .]10/1/2007 8:30:13 PM |
OmarBadu zidik 25069 Posts user info edit post |
i think it's funny that stillfuchsia takes offense (or at the very least defends) any statement made about women as a whole because she thinks she's an exception or knows of an exception but at the same time her replies for "us" which implies women as a whole doesn't represent women as a whole just the same as the comments made towards them don't
we can start with the following but there are plenty more
Quote : | "Because we're told that there's a glass ceiling. It makes us work harder." |
10/1/2007 8:48:02 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
You're trying to say that men never make blanket statements about women. Cute.
And above, "we" doesn't mean "all," it means "we females who want to work hard at school," which happens to be a group I belong to. So I don't know what the fuck you're talking about me always playing the "I'm the exception" card.
Regardless, there are exceptions for every statement you try to pawn off as a simple statement of fact, like "Most women are crazy." It's still offensive. You can't just say something like that and expect that nobody will give a shit. You still shouldn't perpetuate stereotyping. I'm not saying "HEY YOU GUYS, EVERY GIRL THINKS LIKE I DO" or "LOOK AT ME, I'M SO UNIQUE FOR A GIRL!" in either case, you're completely misunderstanding.
[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 9:01 PM. Reason : .] 10/1/2007 8:51:26 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
i value a broad thats ambitious 10/1/2007 8:59:27 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
I read this last question as meaning
Quote : | "Is it just me, or does there seem to be a lot of girls these days that are really really school/job-focused? I'm like wtf, what's the point of it when you're just going to be in the kitchen the rest of your life?" |
10/1/2007 9:01:59 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Oh gee, look who's arguing again... 10/1/2007 9:02:19 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
oh gee, look who's stopped posting attention whore threads to grace us with her presence 10/1/2007 9:03:03 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
WHERE
I read that as she did post another thread
man, what the hell is up with my comprehension today
[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 9:04 PM. Reason : l]
10/1/2007 9:03:31 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Oh stop being a nitpicky typical woman already. 10/1/2007 9:05:11 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
lol i hardly think still furshia is a typical woman 10/1/2007 9:05:43 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
I just like getting her started with blanket comments so she spends a long time typing out these opinions no one gives a shit about. 10/1/2007 9:06:31 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
I can't tell if I smell fear or irony.
Either way, I care as much about these fights on the internet as people on the internet care about your "Look at me!" threads.
[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 9:08 PM. Reason : Which is to say... not at all.] 10/1/2007 9:07:38 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
That's good cause you sure do spend a lot of time typing up all these reasons things aren't this or that. 10/1/2007 9:08:35 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
I get bored. 10/1/2007 9:08:54 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
i declare still furshia the winner of this debate 10/1/2007 9:09:14 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I don't really have a problem with Stillfuchsia.
I know I'll always have someone to help argue on myside when I feel like women are getting a blunt end of a deal. 10/1/2007 9:12:02 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
It's cool now that I know she's not furiously pounding away at her keyboard trying to convince college aged men over a message board that women are whatever adjective. 10/1/2007 9:12:47 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
But you know, if it wasn't for the extremist, girls like us probably wouldn't even have the possiblity to type of this message board. 10/1/2007 9:14:21 PM |
OmarBadu zidik 25069 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You're trying to say that men never make blanket statements about women. Cute." |
i never said that men never make blanket statements - i was saying that they do make them and you respond with them pay attention
Quote : | "And above, "we" doesn't mean "all," it means "we females who want to work hard at school," which happens to be a group I belong to. So I don't know what the fuck you're talking about me always playing the "I'm the exception" card. " |
oh...so when you make blanket statements they are in fact targeted - who knew
i'm surprised you are still on the market 10/1/2007 9:18:11 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
If that's what she wants to spend her time doing she should probably go to an audience that will listen or think about changing their views...
How many people have said "Wow fuschia, you've opened my eyed to the troubles in the world on women. Thanks!"
I also think it's lame to be so extreme, everyone has had their heartache, instead of bitching about it or trying to prove other people wrong go out and make that statement by your actions. Typing crap on this messageboard just seems like a huge waste of time and energy.
[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 9:19 PM. Reason : dfdaf] 10/1/2007 9:18:38 PM |
eleusis All American 24527 Posts user info edit post |
Stillfuschia will never make it past the glass ceiling of the corporate ladder if she expects her boss or CEO to kiss her after she blows him. 10/1/2007 9:19:31 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
10/1/2007 9:19:46 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "It's cool now that I know she's not furiously pounding away at her keyboard trying to convince college aged men over a message board that women are whatever adjective." |
hahaha, oh dear, that'd be futile indeed
I don't have problems with men, anyone who knows me is very aware of that much. Most of my friends are men: I'm really not such a cunt.
It's just fun antagonizing people. I'm not actually whatever sort of extremist you people have made me up to be, though I absolutely do believe in equality between the genders (as impossible as that probably is). What's funniest is how these guys want to immediately resort to jumping on the crazy lesbian femininazi who stands for everything they already hate about women (which, truth be told, is a lot).
gg
Quote : | "Typing crap on this messageboard just seems like a huge waste of time and energy." |
What a weird thing to hear from someone who has more posts than I do.
[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 9:29 PM. Reason : POST #11111]10/1/2007 9:25:28 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
Kiwi > StillFuchsia, plain and simple.
[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 9:29 PM. Reason : .] 10/1/2007 9:29:34 PM |
EhSteve All American 7240 Posts user info edit post |
comparing people is stupid. 10/1/2007 9:56:47 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah my posts usually aren't essays.
One liners ftw!! 10/1/2007 10:26:42 PM |