Jennabelle Veteran 268 Posts user info edit post |
Holy shit, 5.
I lived with another girl once, who had a famous father that was in the process of divorcing her mom for a nice young strumpet. She would get obliterated regularly, and hilarity would often ensue.
One night, after a particularly brutal conversation with her father and a long night at the bar, my other roommate and I come home and try to put her in the bed. Maybe twenty minutes later we hear her rustling around in the room, so we go to check on her.
We open the door, and there she is, popping a squat on the carpet and just pissing everywhere. My roommate yells at her; "_____! What are you doing?!?" to which she replies, serious as can be, "You've reached ____'s phone. I'm sorry I can't answer right now, but please leave a message after the beep. BEEP!" Then she rolled over and went to sleep on the floor beside her piss.
That was one of MANY interesting nights with her, and the other roommate wasn't much better...
[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 2:45 PM. Reason : 5!] 7/17/2009 2:44:43 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
ahahahahahaa 7/17/2009 2:46:11 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Who was the father? 7/17/2009 2:46:38 PM |
Jennabelle Veteran 268 Posts user info edit post |
wtf
[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 3:11 PM. Reason : unexpected guilt] 7/17/2009 2:48:01 PM |
FroshKiller All American 51908 Posts user info edit post |
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN
WHOO!
GENE!
[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 2:49 PM. Reason : And now you know the rest of the story.] 7/17/2009 2:48:46 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
melanndelyn has a funny one that I'm going to say for her...
She walked out of her room one day and smacked her ex-roommate in the head.. who was on the floor giving her fuck buddy a bj. 7/17/2009 2:50:19 PM |
bobster All American 2298 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ 7/17/2009 3:25:04 PM |
Jennabelle Veteran 268 Posts user info edit post |
lol is that her mugshot from when she beat up her dad? 7/17/2009 3:27:21 PM |
bobster All American 2298 Posts user info edit post |
she beat up a cop
http://www.wral.com/news/news_briefs/story/4259929/
[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 3:30 PM. Reason : by beat up I mean that she probably accidently kicked him while resisting arrest.] 7/17/2009 3:29:22 PM |
Jennabelle Veteran 268 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah when he showed up after she and her boyfriend beat up her dad. 7/17/2009 3:29:56 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
with a folding chair, oddly enough 7/17/2009 3:29:59 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Big deal, I could beat up my dad easy
He's 56 and has a prostate the size of a fucking cantaloupe 7/17/2009 3:30:47 PM |
Jennabelle Veteran 268 Posts user info edit post |
lol he's Ric Flair. It's just kind of ironic. 7/17/2009 3:31:46 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
oh well why didn't you say so ?
That's a horse of a different color ! 7/17/2009 3:33:17 PM |
traub All American 1857 Posts user info edit post |
haha. she was in my spanish class last semester 7/17/2009 3:33:38 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
i once threatened to kill my old roommate's bunny at our thanksgiving party
so she took it and left
but now we are like bff so it is ok
[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 5:44 PM. Reason : .] 7/17/2009 5:44:11 PM |
bdmazur ?? ????? ?? 14957 Posts user info edit post |
my female roommate said she wanted to go out for dinner but had no money, and asked me what it would take for me to pay for her.
i said get naked and run around in circles for 3 minutes, and she did.
good times. 7/17/2009 6:08:51 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
i have the best roommate ever!!
7/17/2009 6:18:11 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
does he cook and pay the bills? 7/17/2009 6:18:45 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
did you get that couch at good will
or did you just find it lying next to the dumpster 7/17/2009 6:19:22 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
hey now goodwill shouldnt be associated with nasty old furniture.
DID YOU KNOW that they recycle the nasty stuff and keep the good stuff... and also that (at least in the triad area) there is a mixture of furniture from target.
just sayin 7/17/2009 6:21:24 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
fucking peasants and their cheap couches
[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 6:23 PM. Reason : d] 7/17/2009 6:23:36 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
why do you assume that is a nasty couch? it's a yucky color but actually a pretty comfy sectional 7/17/2009 6:47:25 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
he's just trolling you 7/17/2009 6:48:38 PM |