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5/21/2008 2:53:58 PM

that is so not cool.

5/21/2008 2:59:41 PM

summary plz

5/21/2008 3:03:02 PM

thank god whoever deleted that shit.

5/21/2008 3:04:01 PM

Name: Jake
Age: 24
Job: Laser Design Engineer

Describe what makes you a good candidate: I have a dream of world domination, so i guess you could say i'm goal oriented.

Is it reasonable to assume that you will say "thank you" when I do something nice for you? Yeah. I'll also say it when you do something rude to me, but it'll be sarcastically.

Are you consistently a douchebag, or only sometimes? When I am, its unintentional and minor.

How big is your penis? ~7" and slightly curved to the right. We're not talking 90degrees or anything. however that'd be perfect if there really was a sideways vagina.

Do you have an "Asian thing"? ie, you've always wanted to date, or only date Asian girls? Nope. I date one half asian girl one time. She was really into stuffed animals i.e. build-a-bear. i always figured they'd kill me in my sleep.

Are you easily offended? Nope. Which reminds me, you're korean, right? will my dog be okay in your presence?

Would you make me pay for YOUR dinner, and then break up with me? Can't really see me being that smooth. But should i decide to be i'll make sure i make you pay, break up with you and THEN ask you for sex. Why not reach for the stars when you shoot for the moon.

5/21/2008 3:16:18 PM

Quote :

"you don't know shit about me, so you really have no room to speak on that. "

Ah, my favorite online defense!

"YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!"

No shit, we don't know you. We make assumptions about you based on your online persona... only the people that take this place too seriously actually get pissed off about those assumptions.

5/21/2008 3:27:52 PM

Quote :

"I had a friend that taught in Seoul in that trendy Gangnam region. I wish I could have gone to visit."

should have gone. would have had a great time.

Name: Seotaji Smith
Age: 52
Job: Dog walker

Describe what makes you a good candidate: I treat women as they should be. Poorly.

Is it reasonable to assume that you will say "thank you" when I do something nice for you? I guess.

Are you consistently a douchebag, or only sometimes? Only sometimes.

How big is your penis? 4" of FURY.

Do you have an "Asian thing"? ie, you've always wanted to date, or only date Asian girls? No.

Are you easily offended? No.

Would you make me pay for YOUR dinner, and then break up with me? Only if you were a HUGE bitch and I "forgot" my wallet.

Quote :

"It's an arm brace...I have tendonitis in that arm"

I hope you are ambidextrous.

[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 4:25 PM. Reason : I can't stand it, I know you planned it, I'ma set it straight, this watergate.]

5/21/2008 4:23:54 PM

these applications are fantastic

5/21/2008 6:04:33 PM

my pic was deleted

5/21/2008 6:20:50 PM

Quote :

"Do you have an "Asian thing"? ie, you've always wanted to date, or only date Asian girls? Nope. I date one half asian girl one time. She was really into stuffed animals i.e. build-a-bear. i always figured they'd kill me in my sleep."

I read that and see, "Nope, but My ex was hapa, and I'm not over her yet."

5/21/2008 6:53:47 PM

build a bear creeps me out

5/21/2008 6:57:42 PM

this thread is made of win.

5/21/2008 7:35:18 PM

Quote :

"Are you easily offended? Nope. Which reminds me, you're korean, right? will my dog be okay in your presence? Would you make me pay for YOUR dinner, and then break up with me? Can't really see me being that smooth. But should i decide to be i'll make sure i make you pay, break up with you and THEN ask you for sex. Why not reach for the stars when you shoot for the moon."

i can't guarantee your dog will be okay. cats either. i'm asian. cut me some slack-- a girl's gotta eat.

well, if you ask for sex after all that, then it's a deal!

5/21/2008 7:51:01 PM

5/21/2008 7:51:32 PM

^ lol

5/21/2008 7:55:18 PM

i got some meat for your triple decker sandwich

5/21/2008 8:02:02 PM

Do you like bojangles? If not, then I'm not interested.

5/21/2008 8:10:44 PM

Do you not like bojangles? If so, then I'm interested.

5/21/2008 8:13:20 PM

Quote :

"of a guy who can only get dates from the internet....HAHAHHA, hardly son. I actually ask females out in real life situations. as a matter of fact...the girl im seeing now asked ME out...how many chicks come up to you and ask you out? "

Good thing you know how to separate the internet from real life. Not only is your assertion not true, it's laughable because you obviously don't know me at all. Fortunately for me, I don't need personal validation from tdub, so I don't have to act like the cool internet tough guy.

how many have? off the top of my head three. but im sure many more that i've dated came up to me and started talking to me first, then I asked them out. why does that even matter though?

5/21/2008 8:17:23 PM

dezidelight: dinner plans tomorrow night?

5/21/2008 8:18:50 PM

I can't believe this is 5 pages

5/21/2008 8:19:15 PM

5/21/2008 8:39:21 PM

^ It never gets old.

5/21/2008 8:53:37 PM

Wait, it just got old.

5/21/2008 8:56:59 PM

Quote :

"i didn't know that my number of posts factored in to my date-ability. good to know."

haha just saying never seen you on here, every chick ive ever been with has had 0 posts on tww so youre good

5/21/2008 10:12:56 PM

u shoulda tried to bwn jen

5/21/2008 10:14:01 PM

i met her out once but i dont think she was feelin me at all but thats life....you win some you lose some

5/21/2008 10:14:44 PM

I'm going to post in this thread.

5/21/2008 10:14:44 PM

i already did

5/21/2008 10:26:35 PM

ITT: Yellow Fever

5/22/2008 4:40:07 AM

Well, I've already decided that Metricula wins and that Vix gets to join in. I guess I should pick some runners up, or honorable mentions or something.

5/22/2008 9:00:20 AM

do runner ups get to watch (front row) or something?

5/22/2008 9:02:46 AM

5/22/2008 9:06:41 AM

Quote :

"it's laughable because you obviously don't know me at all. Fortunately for me, I don't need personal validation from tdub, so I don't have to act like the cool internet tough guy."

Quote :

"Ah, my favorite online defense! "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!" No shit, we don't know you. We make assumptions about you based on your online persona... only the people that take this place too seriously actually get pissed off about those assumptions."

nym hit the nail on the head, Noen. you are right...you dont act like internet tough guy at all....most of the time you act like internet know it all and pretentious guy.

5/22/2008 9:07:12 AM

gunzz is the lawbringer.

5/22/2008 9:09:25 AM

pretentious + asian = victory

5/22/2008 9:19:21 AM

what are you trying to say about me phil?

5/22/2008 10:36:56 AM

the pity of this thread:

no words, should have sent a poet

5/22/2008 10:39:28 AM

Quote :

"nym hit the nail on the head, Noen. you are right...you dont act like internet tough guy at all....most of the time you act like internet know it all and pretentious guy. "

It's not an act, I know a lot of shit. If anyone here is the internet know it all, it's you gunzz. I mean you KNEW i would post in this thread, and somehow you've known every response I would make, almost like you know all the rules of internet trolling

Keep on going though, this is comically hilarious. It's like watching a peacock fluff it's feathers. You flex that moderator muscle big boy, flex it for all the ladies who ask you out

5/22/2008 10:53:26 AM

noen you are pretty full of yourself no offense

5/22/2008 10:57:41 AM

its called self confidence, dawg. just happens there arent many people on here that can stand up to me. When I'm wrong, I get shot down gloriously though, I enjoy that even more

5/22/2008 10:59:12 AM

I think his beef with you isn't that you seem to have a vast knowledge of so many different subjects, but rather the way to convey your opinions and solutions to problems.



you do come off as pretty condescending and patronizing sometimes.




not that gunzz is a whole lot better, but i dont think he's at your level, Noen.

5/22/2008 11:02:10 AM

I like Noen

I like gunzz too

>----<

5/22/2008 11:04:48 AM

I go through waves of being intolerance for sure. But the people on here who "hate" me because I answer people's questions are usually the ones that said something really reallly stupid and got called out on it.

EMCE

im sure gunzz is cool in real life, which is hilarious because he can't comprehend the fact that online persona != real life persona

[Edited on May 22, 2008 at 11:08 AM. Reason : .]

5/22/2008 11:06:17 AM

i dont have any beef with either of them.



i figured I'd just interject a little perspective from the outside looking in.

5/22/2008 11:06:44 AM

hates definitely a strong word...more like "notice your big ego" rather than "hate your big ego"

5/22/2008 11:07:13 AM

Quote :

"its called self confidence"

nah. you are quite beyond that at times

that's the difference between knowing a lot of shit and feeling the need to tell everyone you know a lot of shit.

[Edited on May 22, 2008 at 11:23 AM. Reason : but otherwise you're an allright guy]

5/22/2008 11:22:47 AM

true, I can't let people live in ignorance. in that respect im the same way in real life

5/22/2008 11:25:56 AM

look, Noen is a know-it-all prick a lot of the time

and gunzz is a power-tripping internet badass a lot of the time (though not the worst i've ever seen)

and quagmire02 is an arrogant and condescending douche with a parochial view of the world

and yet, it's still just teh intarweb

5/22/2008 11:27:41 AM

pretty much

5/22/2008 11:28:09 AM