7/14/2008 11:24:26 PM

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"it used to be commonplace in really old school wrestling. I think you had to penetrate the dude to win your match or something. It was a TKO if you came"

oh jesus im only halfway through this thread but had to stop for a few. my first actual LOL of the week

7/24/2008 4:24:58 PM

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" with the speed of a million ninjas "

i bout cried

fucking lol

7/24/2008 5:17:49 PM

The very first post in this thread made me laugh my ass off...man..I needed that..In that last paragraph, i thought the dude was going to say something about going after the robber, getting him back for cutting the girl on the face..yada...

Thanks sd2nc..I havent fucking laughed this hard in a long time man...damn that was funny as crap!!

7/24/2008 6:03:49 PM

cant walk out of the office right now because of one

8/6/2008 1:58:23 PM

i love looking at myself in the mirror when I got one.

8/8/2008 3:50:37 PM

cock-looker

8/8/2008 3:54:04 PM

^^no homo

8/8/2008 4:26:09 PM

oh this thread is back....
LOVE IT

some of the stories bring tears of laughter to my eyes

8/8/2008 4:34:07 PM

9/8/2008 2:03:10 PM

10/28/08

So I'm laying next to my wife at like three in the morning - my son is in his room and we have the monitor on. The Xtense (?) infomercial was on and I was registering 1499 on the Moh's scale. My wife is a deep sleeper so I can fuck around with her a lot. I took my shorts off and started smacking her lightly on the lips with my helmet and I wiped some precum on her cheek (hehe).

I hear an "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" come from the monitor and she bolts up, yells "WTF are you doing!" at me and screams "Go check on him!" Then she felt the goo on her cheek and threw a pillow at me. So I'm buck naked and rock hard and my son is screaming bloody murder. I ran out the door and down the hall - poor guy got his foot stuck between the crib slats. I had to carry him back to the room - I held him up high and took a piss to make it go down.

10/28/2008 1:16:10 PM

8/10

I LOLed IRL

10/28/2008 1:17:00 PM

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL AT THIS THREAD TITLE

10/28/2008 1:18:52 PM

lolz

10/28/2008 1:41:28 PM

oh we back!

10/28/2008 1:50:43 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

10/28/2008 1:51:51 PM

I love this thread.

10/29/2008 2:30:34 PM

What a great story

10/29/2008 2:37:08 PM

I love this thread.

10/29/2008 3:22:07 PM

ha ha ha ha

10/29/2008 3:28:43 PM

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"ahahah the terms being thrown around in this thread are epic"

10/29/2008 3:35:38 PM

The worst is when my gf lays her head in my lap....it never fails to give me wood...

Bad thing is that she likes to lay her head in my lap when she is crying or something bad has happened and have me stroke her hair...when my boner is thinking she will soon be stroking something else.

It never ends well.

10/29/2008 4:36:03 PM

Hahaha

that's always a little awkward, but can help lead to better things

10/29/2008 4:45:44 PM

sd2nc just made my day with his latest story...
that's just great

10/29/2008 10:09:20 PM

this is a funny thread, so i will post in it.

10/29/2008 10:09:55 PM

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"The worst is when my gf lays her head in my lap....it never fails to give me wood... Bad thing is that she likes to lay her head in my lap when she is crying or something bad has happened and have me stroke her hair...when my boner is thinking she will soon be stroking something else. It never ends well."

yeah i hate that

they always think you're so insensitve and shit

but they dont realize that their mouth is inches away

and by god that's going to do it

10/29/2008 10:11:57 PM

FACT: When girls get sad, they often get horny as well. Wait till they quit crying, talking, etc. Then get it on. Works like a charm.

10/29/2008 10:14:05 PM

yeah i mean havent you seen high fidelity

when they leave her father's funeral and bang out in the car with the guy you just broke up with

10/29/2008 10:14:48 PM

^no, but thanks

10/29/2008 10:15:21 PM

Sure, it works out...but you have that awkward moment where they are alll like "why are you hard at a time like this?"

I'd rather just wait til bed or another moment and get the oh god oh god oh god time without the guilt.

10/29/2008 11:10:33 PM

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-hide-an-unwanted-erection

10/29/2008 11:28:04 PM

bttt

11/16/2008 7:08:57 PM

rofl


Starting Your Sex Life:How To Hide An Unwanted Erection

11/16/2008 7:09:58 PM

^hahaha

11/16/2008 7:30:30 PM