That soccer accident was gay. Didn't see any bones break or any blood.

Soccer is fucking FULL of pussies. This is yet another shining example.

[Edited on June 24, 2008 at 11:08 AM. Reason : ]

6/24/2008 11:08:27 AM

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"people should never put rugby and soccer in the same sentence."

Heh. You just put them in the same sentence.

6/24/2008 11:17:16 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hazpgSEtFr4

This is not bashing football for those who read too much into things

[Edited on June 24, 2008 at 11:20 AM. Reason : sfd]

6/24/2008 11:20:08 AM

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"We believe soccer is still relevant to our time. sincerely, Fiefdom, Serfdom, and Searching for spices in wooden ships"

6/24/2008 11:37:15 AM

So good.

So freaking good.

6/24/2008 11:38:59 AM

im so tired of soccer "fans" spewing crap about how all football players are fat


they just wind up sounding like women

which i guess is acceptable since they are fans of soccer


i mean even college linemen are around no more than 10-12% bodyfat, thats what chuck wanted his linemen to be at...linebackers/RBS/TEs no more than 10 and WR/DBs no more than 8

so i dont know where all this "fat" business comes from, you guys cant even take a headbutt without hittin the turf legs flailin

[Edited on June 24, 2008 at 11:43 AM. Reason : e]

6/24/2008 11:42:15 AM

Soccer >>> american football. Always has been always will be. The greatest sporting event on earth will always be the World Cup. Can't argue facts. Sorry but you lose.

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"people should never put rugby and soccer in the same sentence."

both sports belong in the same sentence because they are both real sports. However, american football does not belong even in the same paragraph.

[Edited on June 24, 2008 at 12:04 PM. Reason : .]

6/24/2008 12:02:47 PM

poop bombs

blood bombs

urine bombs

stabbings

flamethrowing

collapsing stadiums

riots

murder

This. Is. Soccer.



[Edited on June 24, 2008 at 12:04 PM. Reason : u]

6/24/2008 12:04:01 PM

you obviously don't know anything about soccer.

6/24/2008 12:04:47 PM

you are obviously blind and deaf

or maybe you are hiding under the bed

i dont want u out there in all that anyway, i dont think ud survive a live soccer game

6/24/2008 12:05:45 PM

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"Soccer >>> american football."

i think you have this backwards

[Edited on June 24, 2008 at 12:07 PM. Reason : 

6/24/2008 12:06:35 PM

one positive thing i can say is that at least these dudes arent calling it "football"

6/24/2008 12:08:32 PM

or the ultra gay futbol

6/24/2008 12:09:37 PM

Ima hit the club in my throwback Real Madrid

6/24/2008 12:11:11 PM

5 pages of retard. Nice... This is better than a North v South winter driving thread.

I can sum it up pretty easily.

Baseball, Football, Basketball >>> Soccer --- in America
Soccer >>> any other sport --- anywhere else

[Edited on June 24, 2008 at 12:15 PM. Reason : any throwback jersey in a club should be grounds for termination... life ending offense]

6/24/2008 12:15:01 PM

It is actually called football. But you wouldn't know that so no sense in using the correct name among ignorant company.

6/24/2008 12:15:42 PM

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"5 pages of retard"

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"Baseball, Soccer, Basketball >>> Soccer "

soccer USED to be called football, until a better sport came along and snatched your name away, now go cry

[Edited on June 24, 2008 at 12:17 PM. Reason : d]

6/24/2008 12:16:51 PM

ooooo.. a typo that I corrected before you posted it... oh, no.

^ was soccer ever called football in the US? How did the name soccer even start? I've always wondered that, but not enough to ever try and find out.

[Edited on June 24, 2008 at 12:18 PM. Reason : x]

6/24/2008 12:17:17 PM

i guess you can call 5 pages of any soccer talk "retard"

6/24/2008 12:18:13 PM

i know i would

6/24/2008 12:19:01 PM

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"Soccer >>> american football. Always has been always will be. The greatest sporting event on earth will always be the World Cup. Can't argue facts. Sorry but you lose."

Do you know the definition of the word "fact"?

6/24/2008 12:21:50 PM

i can tell you how it got its name

an american was overheard talking about how much this sport sucks and is filled with suckers

overtime it somehow became known as soccer, derived from "sucky sport"

6/24/2008 12:21:57 PM

soccer comes from "assoc", a shortening of "football association"

not sure why I know ... I guess maybe since I've rolled with a bunch of Eurotrash in my day

[Edited on June 24, 2008 at 12:25 PM. Reason : x]

6/24/2008 12:25:18 PM

its funny how people try to bash soccer and they're constantly losing
if they dont like it, dont play, dont watch
but no they have to bash it cause they're afraid it will take over the USA and become the most popular sport
then all their knowledge and pseudo skill in american sports will become more irrelevant

haha

6/24/2008 12:29:55 PM

yea its somewhat similar to feelings of homophobia

soccer has been around since the cavemen, they abandoned it when they learned how to make fire and lead productive lives

if soccer has gotten no further than the hoods of brazil and the slums of france, no one is worried about any western takeover

[Edited on June 24, 2008 at 12:32 PM. Reason : c]

6/24/2008 12:31:16 PM

im not familiar with homophilia, lol

but why dont yall make a 5 page thread on how much you hate curling
the fact is this is just another in a the line of many wake up calls to america that there is an thing called earth they've been ignoring
our economy, culture, and govt are finally realizing whats beyond our boundaries
soccer will become the most popular sport, its the best sport out there, get used to it or become irrelevant

6/24/2008 12:34:58 PM

curling is a pretty cool little sport

lol you sound like a heretic town crier that people just ignore as they walk by

[Edited on June 24, 2008 at 12:36 PM. Reason : x]

6/24/2008 12:35:23 PM

RAWR RAWR RAWR KINGDOUCHEBAG HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


THE SPORT I PREFER IS BETTER THAN YOURS !!!!!!!!!!!!!


YOUR SPORT IS FULL OF FAGGOTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6/24/2008 12:35:40 PM

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"they're afraid it will take over the USA and become the most popular sport"

hahahaha

i'm also afraid that mud huts will take over the USA and become the most popular form of dwelling

6/24/2008 12:35:56 PM

lmao


i am afraid that tomatoes are evil fruits will take over our souls

6/24/2008 12:36:59 PM

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"if soccer has gotten no further than the hoods of brazil and the slums of france, no one is worried about any western takeover "

not sure what you mean, i hope you're not saying that soccer is only played in brazil and france
actually every continent has adopted soccer as a major if not the most popular sport
even america has, at least in rec sports its the most popular
so i dont see your argument

and being a MMA fan you should know about how underdog sports rise despite the haters

6/24/2008 12:37:03 PM

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"but no they have to bash it cause they're afraid it will take over the USA and become the most popular sport"

Oh wow, that gets a huge LOL.

Someone doesn't know the history of soccer in the US.

Fagbag carrying cheerleading soccer fanboys have been talking about it becoming popular since the 70's easily.

Hasn't happened yet.

Hey, where'd that disgrace of a sports league the Carolina Courage played in ever go?

The fucking WNBA has been around for 10 years, and no one begins to care about them.

People in this country care even less about soccer. Your denial of this fact will never actually change it.

6/24/2008 12:38:02 PM

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"even america has, at least in rec sports its the most popular"

it appears weve come full circle here, i agree LMAO

6/24/2008 12:38:23 PM

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"i'm also afraid that mud huts will take over the USA and become the most popular form of dwelling"

haha, tell that to the millions of kids that CHOOSE to play soccer instead of any other rec sport

6/24/2008 12:38:35 PM

millions of kids becomes 10 adults

and maybe 2 fans

6/24/2008 12:39:53 PM

.

[Edited on June 24, 2008 at 12:43 PM. Reason : ]

6/24/2008 12:42:48 PM

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"even america has, at least in rec sports its the most popular"

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"haha, tell that to the millions of kids that CHOOSE to play soccer instead of any other rec sport"

That's because soccer is the sport best suited to children and girls.

6/24/2008 12:42:59 PM

It teaches little kids to run without falling down.

Then they can move on to real sports.

6/24/2008 12:44:20 PM

^^i mean really, i thought we had been over this

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"you should be done playin soccer by the time you stop watching Channel 1 "

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"soccer is a sport for women so they can have somethin to play, men shouldnt be playin it there are more mature options"

gets em ready to play FOOTBALL

[Edited on June 24, 2008 at 12:46 PM. Reason : c]

6/24/2008 12:45:01 PM

i dunno about the rest of yall but when i was young i played organized

- soccer
- t-ball

then as i got a little older i played organized

- baseball
- basketball

i was never really big or fast enough to play organized football past pee-wee...i'm sure i was big and fast enough to keep playing soccer though but i mean why?

6/24/2008 1:04:32 PM

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"Someone doesn't know the history of soccer in the US."

someone doesnt know the history of sports in the US
no sport has ever become popular overnight, it takes many years of playing without much fanfare then one big tv contract changes this
but soccer not is in an environment with 4 established major sports and a bunch of other sports
despite this it has made steady progress since the 80's

6/24/2008 1:05:56 PM

I love soccer, but I have to agree. These “professionals” are doing it all wrong.
I never saw any of that stuff while playing for high school and club teams.

6/24/2008 1:12:35 PM

Maybe that's why you're not making $400,000 a week.

6/24/2008 1:14:07 PM

You are right. The ability to act like my leg was broken was the only think missing from my game.

6/24/2008 1:20:25 PM

the whole ronaldo being a pussy issue is irrelevant
ive been calling him that for years, however you cant judge a sport based on 1 or few guys
if thats the case yall would lose anyways

6/24/2008 1:33:13 PM

I don't think the point of this thread was to bash soccer. Its just when all these tight ass soccer people come in here saying how tough their sport is when its not that hard. Yes it does take cardio but it's not like you are getting hit every 40 seconds like in football.

6/24/2008 1:33:53 PM

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"im so tired of soccer "fans" spewing crap about how all football players are fat"

Pot calling kettle black much? Now you're the one sounding like a huge bitch because there are fatass players in football. The only reason they play is because they're fatasses that are impossible to move.

Seriously, all you bitches need to stop being faggots and dissing a sport you know absolutely nothing about. Because it's quite clear that you know nothing about it and therefore your opinion means absolutely nothing.

^ You've obviously never played competitive soccer. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

[Edited on June 24, 2008 at 1:39 PM. Reason : ]

6/24/2008 1:38:25 PM

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"The only reason they play is because they're fatasses that are impossible to move."

The only reason anybody plays soccer is because they are scrawny bitches who are too pussy to play real sports

do you like generalizations when i make them or just when you make them?

6/24/2008 1:50:18 PM

You and everyone arguing on your side were the ones that started making generalizations. Don't get offended when they get made back at you.

6/24/2008 1:53:43 PM

Clearly, sexual orientation is derived from your sporting preference.

6/24/2008 2:02:28 PM