i swear to god i need a fucking date soon

7/19/2008 12:05:58 AM

Yeah, we still have dates. But that one was the most memorable...for obvious reasons.

7/19/2008 12:17:07 AM

ended up marrying her

7/19/2008 12:33:07 AM

^could just mean you're unambitious

7/19/2008 12:36:05 AM

well lets see, guess you could say I got pwnt on my on a recent date. Met this chick at a bar, hit it off, she takes my phone, puts her number in, sets the alarm for me to call her. I did, date was set up, and then I promptly got stood up lol.

oh well. *shrug* kinda funny.

7/21/2008 2:48:22 PM

damn, that's cold, b.

7/21/2008 2:52:22 PM

yeah it is, but I also think its funny.


because every night since then that I've been to the bar I have seen her there and she's ho-ing it up every time.

Its a great bar though.

7/21/2008 2:56:16 PM

my girlfriend and i had a date in my house, drinking la chouffe and watching citizen kane

but she's moving in two weeks so i'll get to update this thread

7/21/2008 2:57:27 PM

It was excellent...can't wait til he's back in town so we can do it again. He was so complimentary, telling me how hot I was and sexy and he was fucking mesmerized by my boobs. Made me feel all good about myself

7/21/2008 2:59:01 PM

she was awesome and the date was awesome. i can't wait to see her again

7/21/2008 2:59:50 PM

I'm supposed to run tonight with a girl i met at church... i'm not really interested but i think she is i'll just let her know i'm not really dating womens right now.

7/21/2008 3:00:51 PM

tell her you're strictly dickly.


she'll understand.






and my last date went rather well.

7/21/2008 4:24:06 PM

I wound up marrying her.

7/21/2008 4:38:42 PM

good job

7/21/2008 7:40:38 PM

Movie sat... not really a date but it was a blast.

7/29/2008 9:53:00 AM

after 2.5 years with the same guy, my last date was great.

Last night's dinner was overshadowed by the fact that we're both going to a funeral this week so Dark Knight in IMAX is rescheduled...

7/29/2008 9:55:35 AM

i don't consider them dates but i've really enjoyed the time i've spent with a friend the past couple of weeks

7/29/2008 10:02:41 AM

I imagine that the future dates with a couple of girls I'm about to ask out will be pretty baller.

/Nostrodamus

7/29/2008 10:04:06 AM

I had a great time! She's a cool chick, easy to talk to and funny! I would definitely meet up again

7/29/2008 10:05:39 AM

Dave took me to McDonalds and then i gave him a handjob in the parking lot


BEST DATE EVER!

7/29/2008 10:07:39 AM

lol handjobs are for 17 year olds.



but then again, can't have a big mac without special sauce.



ewwwwww ben affleck spooge!

7/29/2008 10:20:02 AM

it was OK. NCSUGirl83 was a bit of a prude though

7/29/2008 10:23:07 AM

My last date was in 2002 with a TWWer and it was nice.

But then my exbf wanted to get back together, so the relationship pretty much ended with the first date. I'm glad I got back together with my ex though because he became my husband.

7/29/2008 10:24:00 AM

I never officially dated bottombaby...we just kind of hooked up a few times.

she's a lot of fun. and she can do amazing things with her butt cheeks

7/29/2008 10:32:48 AM

you do everyone

7/29/2008 10:46:32 AM

it's a gift and a curse


sure I've gotten lots of ass, but because of this my dong has been left war torn

shit looks like an oversized, dried up raisin

7/29/2008 10:50:57 AM

i kinda got the impression my bosses boss is trying to hook me up with intern #1 tomorrow

7/29/2008 10:51:45 AM

so then shouldn't you wait until AFTER the date to post here?

7/29/2008 10:54:38 AM

idk but its that one i was saying reminded me kinda of you

7/29/2008 10:55:53 AM

hahaha....the one that wears too much eye makeup

7/29/2008 10:56:40 AM

oh nah not that one...but she kinda reminds me of you too...intern number 1 is the best of the 3

7/29/2008 10:58:14 AM

^DONT DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm in that situation right now, I met a girl at work like 2-3 weeks ago, we started hanging out like 1 week ago, we bwned, and now she expects me to call her EVERYDAY or ask her to come over EVERYDAY

i mean I literally havent talked to this girl for only, 2 days, 2 mofo days!! she all like "i cant stand "brand-new acting ni99as!!"...and i'm wtf! i just spoke to you on sat, and I didn't call b/c i was sleep last night....but then I'm like WTF am i explaining myself for, we're not bf n gf...now when i see her at work its gonna be tension on her part, makes me

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 10:58 AM. Reason : 6]

7/29/2008 10:58:27 AM

well if she reminds you of me then she has to be the best!

7/29/2008 10:58:50 AM

don't dip your pen in the company ink

7/29/2008 11:00:02 AM

while looking at porno mags

7/29/2008 11:01:42 AM

apparently we are going to the cheesecake factory...i've never been but i'm not a big fan of cheesecake cause its kinda unhealthy...but i'll make an exception

7/29/2008 11:01:44 AM

they have real food there too though, right?

7/29/2008 11:02:35 AM

^^get the shepherds pie

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 11:03 AM. Reason : .]

7/29/2008 11:02:56 AM

^x5 i know man....my saving grace is that im moving back to nc in 2 weeks, and she to baton rougue, la.....our parents live 10min apart, but i doubt if i ever see her again, b/c i never saw her b4

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 11:03 AM. Reason : 5]

7/29/2008 11:03:00 AM

i was under the impression it was just a place that specialized in cheesecake

7/29/2008 11:03:12 AM

yes thay have food too

that's not really a place to go on a college kid's budget though

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 11:04 AM. Reason : t]

7/29/2008 11:03:24 AM

^^ dude, are you not listening to me, this is gonna destroy your life

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 11:04 AM. Reason : 6]

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 11:05 AM. Reason : and cheescake factory sucks, the only good thing is the cheescake take her to pf changs]

7/29/2008 11:04:04 AM

dude i'm only here for about another month anyways

7/29/2008 11:09:10 AM

yeah, if the boss is paying, recommend somewhere better than CF

7/29/2008 11:09:59 AM

go to sullivans or pf changs

cheesecake factory is played out and not nearly as good as advertised

7/29/2008 11:12:00 AM

K&W



she'll cream her jeans

7/29/2008 11:13:13 AM

I don't talk to her that much anymore.

I need to find some other women.

7/29/2008 11:15:26 AM

^x3 sullivans for a first date?
1. girl better be HAWt as hell
2. you better get some
3. you better get some and she better be HAWT
4. you better be able to wife her if could/wanted to

b/c ur gonna drop 100+ bucks on the both of you. you do better taking her there on a sunday
bar menu is 1/2 off and so are martinis (see2&3)

7/29/2008 11:23:44 AM

7/29/2008 11:24:49 AM

^hahaha wut?

7/29/2008 11:25:25 AM