Jen has to be at least 250lbs

I met her once, and made fun of her.....
a week later, I left the hospital, went home, and decided to only make fun of her on the internet

9/12/2008 4:28:37 PM

lol I heard that EMCE's belt size is "equator"

9/12/2008 4:30:21 PM

well, Nerdchick jumped up in the air, and got stuck









I'm pushing a size 38 waist now, haha. Don't pick on me, I'm sensitive, k?!

9/12/2008 4:31:09 PM

when EMCE sits around the house he really sits around the house!!

9/12/2008 4:32:19 PM

Nerdchick uses a VCR as a beeper!!1

9/12/2008 4:32:53 PM

...fell on a rainbow and Skittles popped out?

I just wanted to join in the late 80's, "dozens" fun.

9/12/2008 4:33:37 PM

she started it!

also, I once saw her sit on a quarter. "Liberty" changed to "Liberate", and a booger squeezed out of Washington's nose

9/12/2008 4:35:09 PM

Obi-Wan looked at EMCE and said ... "that's no moon!!"

9/12/2008 4:35:30 PM

...entered a fat contest and came in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd.

9/12/2008 4:36:50 PM

No joke, Nerdchick lived with me for a summer. We hooked up once, and she's so fat, that I just slapped her belly and rode the wave in!

9/12/2008 4:37:00 PM

...even chembob said, "That's gross."

9/12/2008 4:38:59 PM

lol I remember that

I rolled over twice and I was still on top of EMCE

9/12/2008 4:39:28 PM

so fat, she fell in love, and broke it

9/12/2008 4:39:42 PM

this is getting good

9/12/2008 4:40:25 PM

Nerdchick is like feta cheese.....WHITE AND CHUNKY

9/12/2008 4:42:18 PM

one time EMCE walked past the TV and I missed "60 Minutes"

9/12/2008 4:42:24 PM

you so fat, you're on both sides of the family

9/12/2008 4:43:28 PM

EMCE just likes to disparage those less fortunate than him. you know he was born with a silver shovel in his mouth

9/12/2008 4:44:45 PM

I just weighed myself for research for this thread.
It said I'm 178 pounds. I am 5'5'. If that's the case, then someone weighing 33 pounds less than me would be pretty darned skinny.


(I think the scale may be broken, because I've never weighed anywhere near that much.)


I am going to further research this matter.

9/12/2008 4:45:12 PM

...is up for the part of Asteroid 3 in the next Star Trek movie.

9/12/2008 4:46:31 PM

Nerdchick, don't be mad cause you can't style like me. You left the house in high heels one morning, and came back in flip flops!

9/12/2008 4:46:54 PM

EMCE should tell TWW why he wears two watches! it's b/c he takes up two time zones!

9/12/2008 4:47:59 PM

Ok, I lol'd.

9/12/2008 4:48:24 PM

real funny. I can't afford to even know you right now. I tried to drive around you, and ran out of gas

9/12/2008 4:49:47 PM

speaking of gas, EMCE is so fat that the National Weather Service names his farts

9/12/2008 4:51:53 PM

so, does the display on your scale read "One at a time please" or "OUCH!" ?

9/12/2008 4:53:01 PM

the last time EMCE saw 90210 was on the scale

9/12/2008 4:54:44 PM

last time you stepped on a scale, it said "to be continued"

9/12/2008 4:55:18 PM

8675309 isn't EMCE's phone number

9/12/2008 4:55:22 PM

well, every time you walk in high heels, you strike oil!

9/12/2008 4:55:56 PM

EMCE has to measure himself on the Richter Scale

9/12/2008 4:56:47 PM

Nerdchick, you have more chins than a hong-kong phone book

9/12/2008 4:57:27 PM

The first time EMCE had liposuction, the entire Inuit nation kept itself warm that winter with his blubber.

9/12/2008 4:57:57 PM

^ look, I have no beef with you. So let me get in my car and drive around for a few hours until I finally get on your good side

9/12/2008 4:58:56 PM

nothing gets past EMCE. He's so fat you can't talk behind his back!

9/12/2008 4:59:10 PM

aaaaaaaah

no wonder EMCE sent me kissy face PMs

9/12/2008 5:00:03 PM

that's better than playing hopscotch with you! last time we played, you were like "L.A, New York, Chicago...."

^ <3

[Edited on September 12, 2008 at 5:00 PM. Reason : I love Jen]

9/12/2008 5:00:04 PM

EMCE is so friendly, when he goes to the movies he sits next to everyone!

9/12/2008 5:01:44 PM

I'm friendly. But I'm never taking your fat ass out to eat again. Last time, the waiter handed you the menu, and you looked at it and said "ok"

9/12/2008 5:03:00 PM

what about the time we went to KFC? the cashier asked what size bucket, and EMCE said, "the one on the roof"

9/12/2008 5:05:15 PM

what about when we went to the buffet? instead of a price, they gave you an estimate...

9/12/2008 5:05:56 PM

at least when EMCE goes to a restaurant, he gets a group discount!

9/12/2008 5:09:21 PM

look, that's going too far. you better haul ass out of here Nerdchick....you know it's going to take you 2 trips

9/12/2008 5:10:39 PM

EMCE ordered a waterbed, and they put a blanket on the ocean!

9/12/2008 5:12:59 PM

Nerdchick ran away from home once, and they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton

9/12/2008 5:15:48 PM

when EMCE got bit by a dog, the dog died of high cholesterol!

9/12/2008 5:19:47 PM

EMCE so big he gotta put his lost teeth under his mattress

9/12/2008 5:19:48 PM

you're so fat, I bet you're snacking on Wheat Thicks right now

^^ and YOU.....you took 3 cows to make your leather shoes

9/12/2008 5:20:15 PM

Nerdchick so fat I got done pleasuring her (she's also a cheap drunk), rolled over, and i was still on the bitch

9/12/2008 5:21:20 PM

I need to make amends and get on EMCE's good side. too bad I'll have to take 3 buses to get there!

9/12/2008 5:21:45 PM