tracy was golden that episode: "friendship and trust in an entourage are the most important thing....like in that hbo special...john adams. heavy is the head that eats the crayons...i'm gonna take a nap - see you in 10 hours"

liz: "why don't you drop those dockers and lemme get a piece of that sweet ass..." was awesome

then when we found out it was a fight club - that scene was fucking hilarious!

quality ep

4/17/2009 7:23:37 PM

and i wanted to pull my hair out but i couldn't b/c it's too thick

4/18/2009 9:35:02 AM

Nice Mad Men shout-out

4/23/2009 10:49:14 PM

f'ing NBC..... cable went bad
but from what I saw it was good. The episodes that take place inside 30 Rock and involve as many of the secondary characters are always the best

4/23/2009 10:54:36 PM

hahaha

"that is one gay lion!"

"it was your english...."

not as good as previous eps but it was decent

4/24/2009 2:41:22 AM

Quote :

"- "In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night." - Liz - "Whoa, check out the bling. Or whatever it's called now." - Liz - "Hey, where are my Sno-balls? I'm going to the gym later so I deserve a treat." - Liz - "Allergies are psychosomatic. The only reason I'm allergic to dogs is because one bit me when I got my first period." - Liz - "If I have a strawberry, my throat closes up faster than a girl in math class." - Kenneth - "You're wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically-manipulated shark." - Tracy - "Really? That's your guess? I'm a man?" - Elisa, to Liz about her secret - "Wigco.com? Sheinhardt's Wig's user-generated content site. All that anybody ever posted on it were penises." - Jack - "I called 911. They wouldn't even connect with their celebrity service." - Jenna - "Elisa has a big secret! My current theory is that she's the mother of those Michael Jackson kids!" - Liz - "Blue writing on green ... why?!?" - Liz, looking at a web site - "Puerto Rican!!" - Liz, upon seeing Elisa (twice) - "I'm sorry to tell you such a dark tale in such a silly shirt." - Elisa, wearing a "What The Frak?" shirt - "My God. I already put my wedding announcement in Cigar Aficionado." - Jack - "Somewhere right now a guy is on a J-Date with Monica Lewinsky. Nobody's perfect." - Jack - "Oh for God's sake, what is this, Third Watch?" - Jenna, about all the different paramedic shifts - "This is decadent. And I once went to Miami with Daryl Strawberry." - Jack, to Tracy at a club - "Really? I've not heard of that term before. Do you know how to get to Connecticut?" - Brian Williams - "Oh, you mean my mouth radio." - Kenneth, about his harmonica - "It hurts more than my foot botox to know that he's out there and I can't find him." - Jenna - "His life is like Enron, circa 1999. So wild." - Jack, about Tracy - "Isn't there a Slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?" - Elisha, to Liz - "You look happy. Did you finally settle that lawsuit over your exercise tape?" - Liz, to Jenna"

http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/04/24/30-rock-the-ones/


the one quote i didn't get was brian williams' - can someone explain it por favor?

[Edited on April 24, 2009 at 4:50 AM. Reason : .]

4/24/2009 4:49:18 AM

^ I think maybe he lives in conneticut and that girl on the phone said something nasty that he liked and he wanted to have sex with her.

4/24/2009 8:01:51 AM

Working on My Night Cheese....

is that supposed to a spoof of Seager's Night Moves?

4/24/2009 8:03:24 AM

WORKIN ON MY NIGHT CHEEESSSEEEE

4/24/2009 8:41:03 AM

^^^thats the way i took it.

^^
yes

4/24/2009 11:47:25 AM

this week's 30 rock should be good from the promo

tracy plays the race card

if it's anywhere as near as good as better of ted's race episode, it'll be GOLDEN

4/28/2009 5:19:38 PM

i like that last week they threw in morgan's appearance in real life on that news show

i wonder how many of the clips in that montage was morgan and how many were jordan

4/28/2009 10:01:09 PM

Quote :

"i wonder how many of the clips in that montage was morgan and how many were jordan"

there's really not much of a difference...have you ever seen a Tracy Morgan interview? He almost always takes off his shirt and spouts some offensive/hilarious shit, check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOhKrL5DB1Y for instance.

[Edited on April 28, 2009 at 10:54 PM. Reason : .]

4/28/2009 10:49:13 PM

are you kidding me?? of course it isnt diff, they used actualy tracy morgan events in the montage, the one you posted may have even been in there

i know they used this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hPBoZzGNLY

[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 12:23 AM. Reason : i mean i said that in the post you responded too]

4/29/2009 12:23:12 AM

this is weird..... the two of you are arguing, but are in complete agreement with each other

4/29/2009 12:43:16 AM

Quote :

"of course it isnt diff, they used actualy tracy morgan events in the montage"

I know they used actual Tracy Morgan "events" in the montage but you clearly didn't understand that I was pointing out that the difference between Tracy Morgan and Tracy Jordan is negligible at best...so it really doesn't matter whether the clips in the montage were real or not since he's crazy enough to have said/done it either way. The Star Wars references, instances of him taking off his shirt and talk about getting something pregnant in the real interview I posted a link to should prove that

[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 12:52 AM. Reason : .]

[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 12:55 AM. Reason : .]

4/29/2009 12:44:54 AM

She bit off my nut sack, I tied around my belt to feed squirels

Do you treat me any different because I'm a woman?
Well sure I pay you a little less.

pretty good episode

4/30/2009 11:22:05 PM

brilliant episode

it was a bit different - i thought it would be all about race but it wasn't really, after that card got pulled

but liz's character is stupid haha- a lot of those things they made her do as "one of the guys" were just silly preferences, not really sexist things...

4/30/2009 11:41:51 PM

Don't patronize me with your Celtic slang!

[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 12:04 AM. Reason : .]

5/1/2009 12:03:28 AM

loved this episode

i know its a show but come on - i know a 5 foot tiny lady at work who can lift that water jug

maybe all the perfume she wears made me hallucinate though

5/1/2009 12:07:19 AM

You're just a big bully, like Simon Cowell. That's right, I just called you a communist.

TWIST!

5/1/2009 3:16:52 AM

Decent episode tonight. I have a feeling they are going to pull what Curb Your Enthusiasm did when Larry found out just before surgery that the people he thought were his real parents actually weren't. I hope not though, I'd love for Jack to be Jewish.

5/8/2009 2:16:44 AM

I thought this episode definitely had some quality lines. The sims reference made me lawl as did the not being able to tell the age of black people.

5/8/2009 9:13:34 AM

This ep was hilarious.

The cult suicide joke about lemon's shoes was hilarious

5/8/2009 9:17:33 AM

I just love Alan Alda

5/8/2009 12:58:33 PM

^^ Ohh Alda said cult. I thought he said colt. i thought it was some bit of equestrian humor that went over my head.

[Edited on May 8, 2009 at 1:35 PM. Reason : ``]

5/8/2009 1:16:33 PM

thats a deal breaker ladies.

5/8/2009 1:32:35 PM

Quote :

"And as head of this tour, I'm going to deny that request!"

The line wasn't funny, but the way they cut away without even showing the response was great.

5/8/2009 2:45:24 PM

^I thought the cut after that line was hilarious

5/8/2009 3:45:43 PM

I rofled when they cut back to the scene with Tracy talking about his bastard child

then the reporter asked him if they should continue the interview

NOoooooooooooooooo

5/8/2009 3:57:06 PM

this episode was fantastic, and the kidney song was hilarious

5/15/2009 6:12:53 AM

"and they're all doing it for free...well except for sheryl crow"

HAHAHAHAHA

5/15/2009 7:39:19 AM

i'm one of the drunk ones

5/15/2009 7:41:40 AM

i'm gonna need a picture of the singers with labels on them..... i didn't recognize at least half of them

5/15/2009 9:07:24 AM

"I played a kidney in elementary school...along with some loser."

hahahaha

5/15/2009 11:57:47 AM

"It wasn't a baby, I was a chicken!"

"A guy crying about a chicken and a baby? I thought this was a comedy show."

Hahaha - oh, Alan Alda. M*A*S*H finale references with Alan Alda there ftw.

[Edited on May 15, 2009 at 12:11 PM. Reason : .]

5/15/2009 12:09:01 PM

^^^I was thinking the same thing when I was watching it!

5/15/2009 12:32:56 PM

It was reminiscent of Fucking Ben Afleck.

5/15/2009 3:47:04 PM

yeah, i was thinking that the whole "We Are the World" parodies are getting a bit overplayed, but oh well - it was still good.

5/15/2009 3:56:51 PM

elvis costello
mary j
clay gay
sheryl crow
maroon 5
moby
cyndi lauper
michael mcdonald, maybe?

i recognized a couple others, but cant think of em now

5/15/2009 6:22:36 PM

they've really turned this season around, in a good way.

5/16/2009 11:34:41 AM

steve earle
wyclef jean
2 of 3 beastie boys

i didnt recognize the 2 women by theirselves, the man and woman w/ moby, and the guy w/ cyndi lauper

5/16/2009 11:44:44 AM

one of the guys with moby was on the wire as the drug support group sponsor for bubbles. lemme look up who that is.

ha. it's steve earle. kinda embarrassed i didn't know what he looked like

[Edited on May 16, 2009 at 12:02 PM. Reason : .]

5/16/2009 11:58:35 AM

one of the women was Norah Jones, but I didn't recognize the girl with her.

5/16/2009 12:16:41 PM

Quote :

"Elvis Costello Mary J. Blige Clay Aiken Sheryl Crow Adam Levine Adam Horovitz Mike D Sara Bareilles Wyclef Jean Norah Jones Talib Kweli Michael McDonald Rhett Miller Steve Earle Moby Robert Randolph Rachael Yamagata Cyndi Lauper"

5/16/2009 1:07:07 PM

Quote :

"2 of 3 beastie boys"

ha, yeah - when I saw them I thought for sure that was Mike D and another Beastie Boy, but then the black guy was behind them and it confused the hell out of me and made me doubt the other two were Beastie Boys.

5/16/2009 1:21:02 PM

30 Rock was nominated for 22 Emmy awards...amazing

7/16/2009 7:59:51 PM

i've been watching the 30 Rocks they aired last week and tonight....

every episode I watch reminds me of how much I love this show. f'ing brilliant

8/20/2009 10:48:00 PM

WORKIN ON MY NIGHT CHEESE

8/20/2009 10:59:26 PM

^i can no longer hear "night moves" without thinking of liz lemon.

8/21/2009 9:33:06 AM