LOOK SON, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY HERE?

9/24/2008 10:25:59 PM

extremely entertaining, this thread is

9/24/2008 10:28:04 PM

RAY RAY

9/24/2008 10:32:12 PM

Quote :

"Her ex boyfriend broke into her place today so she's scared."

[quote]

woah... some kid broke into her place? Hum... add to my topics

9/24/2008 10:37:21 PM

AHAHAHAHA

Awesome thread.

Quote :

"it's not really a matter of chickening out, but more a matter of knowing how badly shit like this always turns out for me. have i finally learned my lesson? doubt it"

'

Atta boy.

9/24/2008 10:40:52 PM

he hasn't posted in a while so he must be taking more n00ds.

9/24/2008 10:45:14 PM

n00ds are ~

I want video.

9/24/2008 10:46:11 PM

Quote :

"hook up her new TV"

is that what the kids are calling it these days

9/24/2008 10:52:29 PM

TWW EYE WITNESS NEWS UPDATE!!!

He is NOT sleeping on the sofa, but will try to behave himself. But his quote was: "But I know me" hahahaha

9/24/2008 10:55:52 PM

if he doesn't hit it, I'm driving up there tomorrow with a baseball bat to whack some sense into him.

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 10:57 PM. Reason : ]

9/24/2008 10:57:26 PM

this is retarded. fuck the girl already, she obviously just needs to get some and doesn't care where it comes from.

9/24/2008 10:57:35 PM

I think this is one big hoax. I don't know about you but I wouldn't have time to be texting.

9/24/2008 10:58:33 PM

i think the best part of this thread is... the updates!

9/24/2008 10:58:40 PM

djBLOW Part 2

9/24/2008 11:00:10 PM

hahaha

The texts are Bathroom Updates

I told him to text me, but he told me to update you guys, so I am

9/24/2008 11:00:19 PM

wootforceone


need more updates later on though.

9/24/2008 11:00:23 PM

that wuss. quit taking so many damn bathroom breaks.

9/24/2008 11:02:16 PM

GETCH00 SUM C0UG BOY

9/24/2008 11:03:55 PM

Quote :

"Her ex boyfriend broke into her place today so she's scared. He's definitely staying the night because he's a nice guy"

what? fuck no...who needs a woman with a crazy b&e ex?

then again, i guess it's either the chick or the ex-bf that's crazy...i guess you're lucky if it's ONLY one or the other

9/24/2008 11:04:21 PM

wowsers. this just seems off... if those 2 are flirting as much as these messages say they are, she invites him to stay the night, sleep in her bed, and its not understood already that they are gonna get busy?!?! at this point he should have already kissed her and made his move.. you can't just wait until its "bedtime" and then try to fool around, wtf.


oh well... considering as im sitting at home on TWW while he is at her house, i guess my opinion is worthless...

9/24/2008 11:07:34 PM

just walk across the parking lot

hah j/k

I'm sure they were fooling around on the sofa or something. I can't wait for another update!

9/24/2008 11:09:02 PM

he's packin y0, he aint worried 'bout that shit

ex-bf gon' get dealt wit'

9/24/2008 11:13:07 PM

Quote :

"at this point he should have already kissed her and made his move.. you can't just wait until its "bedtime" and then try to fool around, wtf."

EXACTLY



me and djeternal are gonna have us a little conversation


and in that conversation, I'm going to explain to him the art of brevity and directness in the face of great expectation

9/24/2008 11:13:21 PM

This thread wins.

I like how he has a whole troop of us cheering him on and how he gives updates.

9/24/2008 11:23:00 PM

^^^ He better be. I wouldn't go over there without at least one Glock. I'd be inclined to bring the Mossberg 590 just in case though.

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 11:25 PM. Reason : ]

9/24/2008 11:25:49 PM

Last update of the night!

I told him that you guys were cheering him on...And I quote:

Quote :

"I will def not be letting them down. Rounding third and heading for home, so this is my last bathroom break."

GOOOOO BOO

9/24/2008 11:47:42 PM

9/24/2008 11:56:10 PM

so did he set up the tv yet?

what kind did she get? i hope she didnt go to hh GREG

9/24/2008 11:59:59 PM

she must be wondering what the hell is going on with the bathroom breaks

gg though, now i can sleep in peace

9/25/2008 12:01:25 AM

Quote :

"I know I am making a mistake, but I am going over there. I will update in the morning. "

how is that a mistake? the girl invited him over, she wants the p33n

hes obviously gonna get it.

there is no way this is a mistake unless she is

1.) ugly
2.)clingy
3.)a man
4.)all of the above

unless any of these are answers...bang her 5 maybe 6 times tonight and feel no shame.

9/25/2008 12:11:30 AM

ibtuotddhbd

ibt update on the dirty deed having been done.

HAVING BEEN DONE. THAT'S THE PLUPERFECT, MOTHERFUCKER!

9/25/2008 1:43:33 AM

haha, real or not, this thread has been fun to read.

9/25/2008 2:05:33 AM

signed.

9/25/2008 3:51:05 AM

fanfuckingtastic this thread is!

9/25/2008 5:06:13 AM

you know, if this is real, then the reason he may be taking it slow is because he works with this chick, in an office FULL of chicks...if he's polite, cornball and cool, and it doesn't work out, no harm done...if he moves too fast and comes off even a bit asshole-y (you know, like posting a play-by-play on tdub ), then work might be hell until he quits and gets a job somewhere else

just a thought

9/25/2008 7:30:02 AM

if you guise could here me.... i would be boooing right now


this shits going all [evan]

9/25/2008 8:02:41 AM

morning everyone, what did I miss?

9/25/2008 8:08:26 AM

you tell us.

I have a long time, serious girlfriend and I work in construction with zero women. therefore,

Quote :

"you can't screw this up, djeternal. i'm living vicariously through you"

9/25/2008 8:13:22 AM

i work with women but they're all 20+ years older than me...

9/25/2008 8:14:34 AM

you know what you missed you motorboatin son of a bitch


oh and..

you tell us.

I have a long time, serious girlfriend and I work in construction with zero women. therefore,

Quote :

" "you can't screw this up, djeternal. i'm living vicariously through you" "

[Edited on September 25, 2008 at 8:16 AM. Reason : add]

9/25/2008 8:15:23 AM

a gentleman never kisses and tells

9/25/2008 8:17:54 AM

if you text Divababy she'll do it for you

9/25/2008 8:21:19 AM

She's running late this morning. nuff said

9/25/2008 8:22:18 AM

shit, you knocked her up already?

9/25/2008 8:22:40 AM

why would people think this is a hoax?

is it that hard to believe that people bwn down?

9/25/2008 8:24:28 AM

she's fixed

9/25/2008 8:24:40 AM

shit, you knocked up a girl who's fixed?

9/25/2008 8:25:31 AM

MABYE SHE IS HAVING JESUS!

9/25/2008 8:27:04 AM

I bet you got a little extra pep in your step this morning.

judging from your past TWW drama, good for you!!

9/25/2008 8:27:56 AM

9/25/2008 8:29:17 AM