^OH DAMN, haha......Tiger brings the funny

4/2/2009 6:44:55 PM

lmao, shit got real on the links

4/2/2009 9:59:52 PM

i heard another story about smoltzie losing his meal money to tiger one day and about a year later smoltzie took a hole or two off tiger and tiger pulled out the same envelope out of his bag and paid him with his money from a year earlier... how much fun would it be to be the 4th in the woods/smoltz/francoeur golf group

4/3/2009 12:01:41 PM

I've never liked tiger and I hate golf but GD that was funny.

4/3/2009 12:21:15 PM

its pretty cool cause they play together alot. im sure it would be nothing but fun with those 3

4/3/2009 12:26:31 PM

Does Derek Lowe own a red jacket?

4/4/2009 11:35:43 PM

Screw the Braves, Go Dodgers!!!

4/5/2009 2:26:17 AM

^get your own thread fuckhead

4/5/2009 2:35:44 AM

Season Opener, 8:05 PM!

Lowe v. Myers, let'sgetiton!

4/5/2009 10:24:19 AM

great start

4/5/2009 8:15:52 PM

Woot!!!

4/5/2009 8:16:37 PM

lets see this defense

4/5/2009 8:18:37 PM

NICE

i got mccann on my fantasy team... 9 pts w00t

4/5/2009 8:19:17 PM

Frenchy!

4/5/2009 8:26:49 PM

fantastic walk off by Francoeur

[Edited on April 5, 2009 at 8:27 PM. Reason : fuck yes]

4/5/2009 8:27:23 PM

NICE

4/5/2009 8:27:32 PM

Liking this new look frenchy!

4/5/2009 8:27:57 PM

seriously if anyone even attempted to try to tell me that I should throw a HR ball back...

feral cub-ism is growing

4/5/2009 8:28:50 PM

come on schaffer

[Edited on April 5, 2009 at 8:29 PM. Reason : lol]

4/5/2009 8:29:17 PM

Pretty good first AB.

4/5/2009 8:30:29 PM

ahahahhaah

JORDAN

4/5/2009 8:30:35 PM

Holy shit! The rook hits one out!!

4/5/2009 8:30:53 PM

i feel like so many players hit a HR in their first AB

4/5/2009 8:32:51 PM

no, just hamilton and schafer

4/5/2009 8:35:37 PM

hell yea guys... comin out swingin... lovin it... mad props to jordan

4/5/2009 8:36:48 PM

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/feats/feats5.shtml

francoeur did, but he's not listed

i think andruw jones did too, iirc

jermaine dye did, maybe im getting him confused with andruw

[Edited on April 5, 2009 at 8:44 PM. Reason : sdfd]

4/5/2009 8:41:49 PM

Quote :

"fantastic walk off by Francoeur"

Do what

Quote :

"francoeur did, but he's not listed"

First AB was a groundout, fourth was a homer

Andruw hit homers in his first two World Series AB, not sure about Dye

I think I like this team

4/5/2009 8:48:41 PM

fucking ernie, i was gonna say andruws first two ABs

nice catch gold glover

[Edited on April 5, 2009 at 8:51 PM. Reason : french]

4/5/2009 8:50:01 PM

i coulda swore i was watching that game and they said his first AB was...

maybe im confusing it with first *game*

4/5/2009 8:50:43 PM

Yeah, Dye did, pinch hit homer in his first AB

Francoeur's first game: http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/ATL/ATL200507072.shtml

[Edited on April 5, 2009 at 8:53 PM. Reason : ]

4/5/2009 8:51:54 PM

casey kotchman throws and swings like a bitch

[Edited on April 5, 2009 at 9:01 PM. Reason : ~]

4/5/2009 8:53:03 PM

so I'm a little late on this schaffer kid... What did he get busted for last year?

4/5/2009 9:05:01 PM

Quote :

"I think I like this team"

me 2... once i got to thinking about this roster, i got really excited... looks as if the guys already have really good chemistry

we just have to avoid a terrible middle of the season this year

4/5/2009 9:05:39 PM

schaffer needs to ease up on the hansblo wide-eyes when he's not in the batters box

4/5/2009 9:09:10 PM

lowe is dealing tonight

4/5/2009 9:11:50 PM

Quote :

"What did he get busted for last year?"

roids - 50 game suspension

[Edited on April 5, 2009 at 9:13 PM. Reason : 1]

4/5/2009 9:13:37 PM

I think it was HGH

4/5/2009 9:15:25 PM

Quote :

"Do what "

lol woops nice home run with the first swing

4/5/2009 9:21:38 PM

lol GAME OVER

4/5/2009 9:22:23 PM

The over/under on a season-ending injury for Lowe is May 15

4/5/2009 9:23:07 PM

i thought there was no test to prove HGH?

ha hopefully the braves hold up until hudson gets back, i know its like 4 months but they've got young arms too

4/5/2009 9:24:14 PM

^^considering our recent history... ill put my money on the under

4/5/2009 9:30:33 PM

these swings for 10-foot foul dribbles are funny

4/5/2009 9:31:14 PM

lowe is nasty. great command of that sinker

4/5/2009 10:13:11 PM

"Charlie Manuel is a good manager because he manages people." - Joe Morgan

4/5/2009 10:17:48 PM

ugh

4/5/2009 10:26:01 PM

uh oh are we going to have ourselves a game?

4/5/2009 10:26:40 PM

ratio of wins to losses is undefined!

4/5/2009 10:34:07 PM

soriano to closer, gonzalez as a left handed specialist only, thanks

4/5/2009 10:34:54 PM

The Braves are undisputedly the best team in the Majors right now.

Conversely, the defending world champion Phillies are the undisputed worst team in the league.

4/5/2009 10:35:04 PM