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12/15/2008 2:20:14 PM

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"Hey do you remember me? You left your cheese in my fridge that one day. Well, the cheese I gave you. Anyways, now that you are about to graduate, what are your future career plans? Have those books I donated to you come in handy??"

I do remember you! Too bad I didn't remember the cheese...

Those books are awesome, I used them when researching my CH 499 papers and research project

My future career plans are:

1. Get a job, preferably in Raleigh
2. Go to grad school when I feel I can stomach it. Probably in pharmacology.

12/15/2008 5:45:14 PM

I... I don't know?


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


should I buy the laser sight http://springfieldxdstore.com/pgroup_descrip/4_Sights/822_LaserMax+Sight//?return=%3ftpl%3Dindex%26category_id%3D4%26_Sights%2F%26%2F

or the night sights? http://springfieldxdstore.com/pgroup_descrip/4_Sights/7050_Truglo+TritiumFiber+Optic+Sights//?return=%3ftpl%3Dindex%26category_id%3D4%26_Sights%2F%26%2F

12/15/2008 5:48:59 PM

The laser ones. They look awesome.

12/15/2008 5:49:50 PM

you think it's worth the extra 270?

12/15/2008 5:53:25 PM

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"you think it's worth the extra 270? "

Maybe not...I mean which feature are you going to use more often? The laser or the night vision?

12/15/2008 5:57:58 PM

well either option would be for aiming so they'd be used just as often. I like the laser because it's way more badass and easier to use.. point and shoot literally. The night sights are pretty sweet and useful but definately the lesser of the two on both badassness and ease of use. The $270 is definately a kicker though

12/15/2008 6:09:01 PM

I'm still going with the laser ones. Anything that makes aiming that much easier is worth it.

12/15/2008 6:10:41 PM

Alright i'll buy it. If I run out of money on the credit card i'm coming after you

If not I still you.

12/15/2008 6:11:12 PM

do you like guns?

if so pistols or shot guns?

12/15/2008 6:19:01 PM

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"do you like guns?"

I do, but I haven't ever shot one. I would like the opportunity to.

12/15/2008 6:48:06 PM

Go down to PDHSC (personal defense and handgun safety center) on Tryon. They have a decent range and a decent selection of guns. They also have a class-III license and you can rent fully automatic weapons if you want. You can get a good hour or so of fun with ~50 bucks. It's on Tryon; if you go down tryon from the campus area it's about 100 yards on the right after the s. wilmington intersection. All you have to do is take a safety test but you can print it online and bring it in, it's open book.

12/15/2008 6:51:03 PM

can you stop 69?

12/15/2008 8:40:40 PM

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"can you stop 69?"

If only I could. If only I could.

12/16/2008 11:08:07 AM

More questions plz. kthx.

12/20/2008 8:57:02 PM

I'm bored. Ask me something.

2/16/2009 2:20:30 PM

are you horny right now

2/16/2009 2:31:50 PM

haha

great question!

2/16/2009 2:32:40 PM

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"are you horny right now"

Of course I am.

2/16/2009 2:36:15 PM

do you like cheese? do you work ahead in school or just do everything as it becomes due?

2/16/2009 2:36:48 PM

what's your feeling on clear heels

2/16/2009 2:37:25 PM

How worried should I be about the presence, oh, every other weekend, of my current pursuit's ex-boyfriend arriving from Blacksburg? On a scale of 1-10?

2/16/2009 2:39:55 PM

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"do you like cheese? do you work ahead in school or just do everything as it becomes due?"

I <3 cheese. It's one of my favorite foods.

I'm the biggest procrastinator ever. I blame the lack of effort I had to put into anything from K-12. I could do everything the night before it was due and still make an A. Not so much in College

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"what's your feeling on clear heels"

They look kinda slutty, but I might wear them under the right circumstances

2/16/2009 2:40:17 PM

is the list of what makes you not horny shorter than the list of what does make you horny?

2/16/2009 2:41:12 PM

When did you get your cherry popped? Was it when you lost your virginity or did you pop it yoself?

2/16/2009 2:41:57 PM

would you like to come over sometime and inspect my bathroom?

2/16/2009 2:42:08 PM

Vix,

I have been with my new girlfriend for a both now. We had awesome sweat dripping sex last night with multiple orgasm's. i am ready fro the next level and want to be her 'Backdoor man". how should i do this?

2/16/2009 2:42:55 PM

^ can I answer this question, or should he post it in the "ask djeternal anything" thread?

2/16/2009 2:44:57 PM

I will post it in your thread too

2/16/2009 2:46:29 PM

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"is the list of what makes you not horny shorter than the list of what does make you horny?"

The list of what makes me not horny is LONGER than the list of things that makes me horny.

Many things make me not horny: dirty bathrooms, roaches everywhere, heights, rollercoasters, dog shit, etc.

Only a few things increase how horny I am.

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"When did you get your cherry popped? Was it when you lost your virginity or did you pop it yoself?"

I was 18 and didn't do it myself.

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"would you like to come over sometime and inspect my bathroom?"

Maybe you could give me a hot, live webcam show of your...bathroom

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"can I answer this question, or should he post it in the "ask djeternal anything" thread?"

You can answer it too. I'm still thinking about that one.

2/16/2009 2:47:25 PM

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"I have been with my new girlfriend for a both now."

First, can you tell me what length of time a "both" is?

2/16/2009 2:48:06 PM

How many times do you think the average guy jacks off in a week, single guy that is?
And how many times do you jack off in a week, when single

2/16/2009 2:49:11 PM

if I had a webcam I would totally do it

and if you want my honest advice on how to get anal, you just have to take your time with it and act like you aren't really all that interested in it. you just gotta kind of have a joking conversation about it, saying that it doesn't matter to you either way but that it would be hot if she was into it. then after a couple months of wearing her down, you will go to dinner where she will have too much wine and allow you rear entry.

then, if you are lucky, she will love it. because they all do, they just don't admit it

2/16/2009 2:49:42 PM

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"How many times do you think the average guy jacks off in a week, single guy that is? And how many times do you jack off in a week, when single"

Average single guy I'd guess about 9-12 times a week.

When I'm single I do probably 13 times a week average.

2/16/2009 2:50:43 PM

are you naked on the internet anywhere?

if yes, is it video.

2/16/2009 2:51:49 PM

sorry, i meant a month, i guess i had two girls at the same time on my mind

2/16/2009 2:51:49 PM

Is it worse if a guy has a bunch of one night stands with dirty sluts or bangs a bunch of hookers?

2/16/2009 2:52:23 PM

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"I have been with my new girlfriend for a both now. We had awesome sweat dripping sex last night with multiple orgasm's. i am ready fro the next level and want to be her 'Backdoor man". how should i do this?"

djeternals advice is spot-on

I would try to have a casual conversation with her about what her sexual fantasies are, what kind of pron she likes, etc. to see if that's included in the list of things she likes to do. Once you are turned on by said list, I'd sleep with her but wouldn't put it in her butt.

Wow, that sounds really hot. I'll be back in a few minutes.

2/16/2009 2:54:41 PM

why isnt there an ask vonjordan thread?

2/16/2009 2:59:39 PM

and keep in mind that she may expect you to do something "adventurous" as well in order to get said anal.

2/16/2009 3:00:18 PM

How big/wide is your dildo, if you have multiple dildos please list...

2/16/2009 3:01:47 PM

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"are you naked on the internet anywhere?"

No, and there's no video.

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"Is it worse if a guy has a bunch of one night stands with dirty sluts or bangs a bunch of hookers?"

Gah. That's a hard one. I'd say the hookers, because you have to be desperate to want those AND you have to pay them.

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"why isnt there an ask vonjordan thread?"

Because you haven't made one?

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"How big/wide is your dildo, if you have multiple dildos please list..."

There's a suitcase full of them in my living room. Listing all 30+ of those could get tedious.

2/16/2009 3:11:44 PM

why do you have 30 plus dildos. could there possibly be that much variation in them?

if so, then give us some insight into the differences and under what circumstances you may use that vs. another one.

2/16/2009 3:30:21 PM

How many anal beads do you use before you eventually pull out some turd? Diameter of beads please?

2/16/2009 3:32:06 PM

why are you lonely and sad all the time while in a relationship.

2/16/2009 3:34:15 PM

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"How many anal beads do you use before you eventually pull out some turd? Diameter of beads please?"

I don't use those.

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"why do you have 30 plus dildos. could there possibly be that much variation in them?"

There really is!

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"why are you lonely and sad all the time while in a relationship."

That's a good question. Maybe I have teh SADS.

[Edited on February 16, 2009 at 3:35 PM. Reason : .]

2/16/2009 3:34:39 PM

what inspires you to use one of the many dildos over the other. is it the same excitement that comes from sleeping with someone new or does it make you get off in a different way.

2/16/2009 3:36:48 PM

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"it make you get off in a different way."

I'd say that's the best answer to your question. Some dildos are better than others for stimulating certain areas.

2/16/2009 3:38:31 PM

How often do you take two dildos at the same time, does the stretching of taint bother you?

2/16/2009 3:39:45 PM

do you ever fantasize about using a strap on?

2/16/2009 3:40:57 PM