sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Not for long if she still has that opinion on seat belts. 12/19/2008 7:55:40 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
I rarely wear my seatbelt as well, but I also don't get "blackout" drunk
although her version of "blackout" drunk is pretty cool. I would love to blackout but still remember all kinds of details such as how many minutes I walked around lost.
[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 7:57 PM. Reason : a] 12/19/2008 7:56:35 PM |
Aficionado Suspended 22518 Posts user info edit post |
a whole lot of stupid in this thread 12/19/2008 7:59:19 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
idk this sounds like not a big deal at all...i'm guessing they are not friends anymore 12/19/2008 8:00:23 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
it was an entertain thread while it lasted. 12/19/2008 8:02:27 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
I would like to see pictures of these cuts and scrapes. I personally think this whole thread is bullshit 12/19/2008 8:04:15 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
This is my theory of what really happened.....
So her and her friends (including heather) all decide to go out to like Longbranch, or Hi5 or some other place like that. They're all under 21 so they call up one of their over 21 friends that are a guy. They talk him into buying them rasberry smirnoff. They pregame for like an hour drinking as much as they possibly can. They get to where ever they are going (and finish off that last drink they made for their ride there) and go in dance, have a good time, get someone to sneak them drinks and what not. imphoto and her friend Heather have never really been friends, but they acted like it. Since they were both "black out" drunk they got real open with each other and told each other things that they thought. They do this right before and as they are leaving so by the time they get into the car it's a heated argument. They get into the car and Heather doesn't want imphoto to sit next to her and as they are starting to pull off, the driver had only took his foot off the brake, hasn't hit the gas yet heather pushes imphoto out of the car. Because imphoto is as drunk as she is, she can't handle that need to balance herself real fast so she falls and probably gets a little scrapped up. The driver didn't even realize this had happened yet because he figures that they're just being drunk bitches back there and ignores them. They leave her for about 5 mins in the parking lot. imphoto walks to the road and almost falls into a ditch next to the sidewalk. she walks up to a cardboard box and asks the guy living there for directions. then she calls her brother who is like wtf? when were you not in the car? She goes home and goes to bed.
Wakes up the next morning and wants to tell tww her story. 12/19/2008 8:11:58 PM |
JMONEY All American 3580 Posts user info edit post |
i don't give a FUCK about who is telling the truth behind whatever backstory
I just wanna see a trick get whooped 12/19/2008 8:24:21 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
quick
someone photoshop a pic of imphoto wiping the blood off of her face with my dong 12/19/2008 8:27:03 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
you people are some god damn self righteous pricks
[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 8:37 PM. Reason : SR] 12/19/2008 8:37:33 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
I think it's real funny how hard sawahash is riding her nuts about this. 12/19/2008 8:41:18 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
lol i too found that funny 12/19/2008 8:42:53 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
same 12/19/2008 8:46:16 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
12/19/2008 8:46:58 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52839 Posts user info edit post |
haha
what a crazy, retarded bitch.
and who's this kayla chick...i've yet to figure that out. 12/19/2008 8:53:29 PM |
cddweller All American 20699 Posts user info edit post |
In a related matter, Spontaneous is looking for Harold Hill.
12/19/2008 8:53:29 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
imphoto looks like this retarded girl in Jacksonville named Mary 12/19/2008 8:55:45 PM |
d7freestyler Sup, Brahms 23935 Posts user info edit post |
lol at this thread.. 12/19/2008 8:58:05 PM |
dyne All American 7323 Posts user info edit post |
things like this happen when you black out
moral of the story?
dont black out. 12/19/2008 9:01:07 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
of course I'm riding her nuts about this...I'm better than her, and everyone else on this thread. I'm a self righteous...when will you guys learn this? 12/19/2008 9:08:40 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
actually, I am 4 iotas better than you
sry 12/19/2008 9:10:32 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
12/19/2008 9:11:54 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
12/19/2008 9:11:54 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
12/19/2008 9:12:20 PM |
cddweller All American 20699 Posts user info edit post |
12/19/2008 9:13:14 PM |
cddweller All American 20699 Posts user info edit post |
12/19/2008 9:13:42 PM |
dyne All American 7323 Posts user info edit post |
heather hill looks like stephanie from the hills. 12/19/2008 9:13:50 PM |
cddweller All American 20699 Posts user info edit post |
12/19/2008 9:14:14 PM |
cddweller All American 20699 Posts user info edit post |
?
12/19/2008 9:15:17 PM |
Spike All American 2249 Posts user info edit post |
Here is where you fucked up:
Quote : | "I blacked out while at the club. " |
well you're too late here:
you'll have to search on your own12/19/2008 9:34:10 PM |
Tiberius Suspended 7607 Posts user info edit post |
A+ thread, brings the drama 12/19/2008 10:19:05 PM |
ncsu_ot_usmc All American 1608 Posts user info edit post |
what a dumb bitch 12/19/2008 10:19:51 PM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45180 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "[summary] 1. Girl claims she was thrown from a car for no reason other than she wouldn't wear a seatbelt: busted face becomes IRL busted, girl wanders around town.
2. Girl tries to enlist TWW help in causing bodily harm to girl who threw her from car.
3. TWW says, "Lies."
4. Girl starts making up outrageous lies to make her lies sound true. The best yet is her claim that she has a doctor's excuse from the law requiring her to wear seatbelts.
5. TWW says, "LIES" ... Girl says "NO, U"
6. E-Drama ensues. [/summary]" |
this is awesome +312/19/2008 10:50:44 PM |
G.O.D hates 4 lokos 4694 Posts user info edit post |
if some bitch kicked me out of the car I would bring the ass whoping.
but I wouldn't post about it here. 12/19/2008 11:26:01 PM |
Chief All American 3402 Posts user info edit post |
is that like whipping cream? 12/19/2008 11:31:59 PM |
Big Business Suspended 9099 Posts user info edit post |
no its like a double whopper with dick fries
I'm Big Business and i approved this message. 12/19/2008 11:32:40 PM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
I have an idea - grow the fuck up and learn how to drink like a big boy - doucefag. 12/19/2008 11:36:46 PM |
Tiberius Suspended 7607 Posts user info edit post |
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL12/19/2008 11:37:27 PM |
engrish All American 2380 Posts user info edit post |
I didn't read it all but:
Quote : | "She's fucking lucky as hell no one tried to pick me up on the side of the road and that guy's house i went to didnt try to rape/murder me. This bitch is fucking insane and if I see her out I will take care of the situation. But if you see her before I do, please kick her ass for me. Thanks." |
I think you meant to say that you are fucking lucky that no one tried to pick you up or rape you. If you can't handle the fucking alcohol don't drink.12/19/2008 11:38:27 PM |
OldBlueChair All American 5405 Posts user info edit post |
LIKE ZOMG!!!!11!1!!!!! I IS SOOOOOO DRUNK GIRLFRAN! I LUV SMIRNOFFS AND MIKES HARD <3 FOREVA! 12/19/2008 11:42:16 PM |
Big Business Suspended 9099 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, i can think of like infinite people on tww who would've tried to get a peice
I'm Big Business and i approved this message.
[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 11:44 PM. Reason : thats why i never go walking in tww alone at night.] 12/19/2008 11:43:41 PM |
redburn All American 713 Posts user info edit post |
If she was as bloody busted fucked-up looking as she says, they probably all thought she'd been assaulted already & didn't want sloppy seconds.
IF is the operative word. djeternal already said:
Quote : | "I would like to see pictures of these cuts and scrapes. I personally think this whole thread is bullshit" |
And, again, I think I explained it already.
Quote : | "3. TWW says, "Lies."" |
12/19/2008 11:52:34 PM |
OldBlueChair All American 5405 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN" |
Quote : | "i would post pics but i dont have a camera " |
12/19/2008 11:55:35 PM |
Big Business Suspended 9099 Posts user info edit post |
i love how people come out of NOWHERE to talk shit in these kinds of threads.
thats what makes this place run
I'm Big Business and i approved this message. 12/19/2008 11:57:08 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8779 Posts user info edit post |
who will sacrifice a hard earned five dollars to create [user]HeatherHill[/user] and troll this thread properly?
[Edited on December 20, 2008 at 12:01 AM. Reason : .] 12/20/2008 12:00:18 AM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
I would still fuck imphoto
And if she's an alias...
I would fuck the alias. 12/20/2008 12:33:35 AM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
brah, what happened to the unc girl ? 12/20/2008 12:34:19 AM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
She said she enjoyed being a frat mattress so I was like, "No thanks." 12/20/2008 12:38:50 AM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
ahh.. now i remember
thats now how it went though. 12/20/2008 12:40:07 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41753 Posts user info edit post |
I just sent her a friend request. 12/20/2008 1:04:19 AM |