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3/5/2009 4:05:50 PM

You see, girls? I'M NOT THAT BAD.

3/5/2009 4:06:37 PM

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"Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it."

Moron. I love how she tried calling personal assistants instead of the police.

3/5/2009 4:11:28 PM

yea she could dial their number but not 911?? dumbass. still fucked up though

3/5/2009 4:11:54 PM

I'm calling it.


1. Chris brown gets 5 years probation.

2. Riots ensue.

3. ....

4. Profit.

3/5/2009 4:12:54 PM

Fuckin hell!!! It's so sad that she still ends up reconciling with him after what he did to her

3/5/2009 5:18:03 PM

women get back together with husbands who abuse them all the time, how is this any different.

3/5/2009 5:19:02 PM

Its our generation's Ike and Tina.

3/5/2009 5:53:17 PM

that's ridiculous

i mean i would instantly feel bad after the first punch, i couldn't just wail on my girl for a few minutes like that

3/5/2009 5:54:12 PM

She was probably punching him back the whole time.

And I guarantee she started the fight. She just wasn't ready for the ensuing onslaught. I wonder what she did to really set him off.

3/5/2009 6:01:41 PM

^It's funny that you seem to be somehow rationalizing his behavior.

Please tell me what you think would make Chris Brown's behavior acceptable.

3/5/2009 6:18:41 PM

seriously

a girl her size could not possibly cause him to beat her that badly unless she went for the grab and twist technique

3/5/2009 6:21:53 PM

No rationalizing his behavior. I'm just saying that the police report obviously only told one side of the story.

3/5/2009 6:32:59 PM

It was a rented lambo.....the blood spatter de Rhianna must raise the value of that 10 fold. All the tourists are gonna come here and pay top $ for that.

3/5/2009 6:33:35 PM

Any girl that could make you THAT irate you obviously shouldn't be with. It's a horrible idea for Chris Brown to get back with her, and a horrible idea for Rhianna to get back with him. They are a disaster couple.

3/5/2009 6:33:54 PM

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"Holy fucking shit. This guy needs to go to prison. Too bad Rihanna is so fucking stupid that she will likely refuse to testify against him. "

everyone saying shit about how it's dumb for her to get back with him are missing the obvious ploy here. they're trying to make it look like she's happy with him so he won't goto jail. chris brown is making money for some label hand over fist. they've got their best interests in mind and are paying rhianna to help put a lid on this. that's why she won't press charges, so this guy can keep getting money and she can get some stupid settlement from the label. the girl's not that stupid

3/5/2009 6:47:42 PM

AHAHAHAH


AHTHEYGOTAAHAHAHMARRIEDAAHAHAHAH



AHAHAHHAHAH

AHAHAHHCHRISAHAHABROWNISAHAHAHADONE

3/5/2009 8:51:38 PM

3/5/2009 8:53:42 PM

who is chris brown?

3/5/2009 8:56:06 PM

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"According to gossip rag Media Takeout, singer Chris Brown proposed to his girlfriend Rihanna. He didn't go cheap either. He bought his sweet princess a 20-carat engagement ring that she is allegedly wearing on her right hand. Don't get excited though. Sources say she hasn't said "yes." Rihanna (the older one in the relationship) is still thinking about her lover's proposal. She wants to be sure that marriage is the right move now for both of them."

Wow.

3/5/2009 9:09:12 PM

I beat that ass... now let's get married!

3/5/2009 9:16:12 PM

"Will you marry me?"

"Yeah I don't know. But I will wear that bling while I 'decide.'"

3/5/2009 9:36:34 PM

well...like they say, money can't buy you class.

3/6/2009 2:59:10 PM

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"Its our generation's Ike and Tina"

3/6/2009 3:19:01 PM

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"Robyn F. picked up Brown's cellular phone and observed a three-page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with."

Quote :

"EPIC TEXTING FISTICUFFS"

3/6/2009 3:36:14 PM

Classy

Quote :

"Here's the latest, not to mention fucked up, development in the Chris Brown/Rihanna brouhaha: Turns out the woman who sent Chris Brown a three-page booty call text the night before the Grammys was his 40-year-old manager Tina Davis. The two allegedly had a relationship when Chris was 16, according to TMZ: Law enforcement tells us the text message to Brown talked about hooking up later -- and it totally pissed off Rihanna. She slapped and hit him and he then brutally fired back. The detective's affidavit refers to the text message as being "from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with." So, let me get this straight, Rihanna takes Chris Brown back and doesn't even make him fire his manager. Seriously, who is this guy?! Then again, judging by all the twists in this story, I'm betting the answer is: Rihanna brother. You heard it here first."

http://www.thesuperficial.com

3/10/2009 3:37:07 PM

3/10/2009 3:39:45 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Mr7p6j8G0

plz2embed

3/10/2009 3:40:53 PM

^^ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

3/10/2009 5:16:34 PM

I saw her face on a makeup ad at Target and then joked that it must be good for black eyes.

I was the only one who laughed.

3/10/2009 5:18:37 PM

Surely I wasn't the first to post that?

If so, you're slippin', tdub. Get with it.

3/11/2009 12:08:55 AM

I just clicked on this thread.


The first post is so retarded that it made me laff.

3/11/2009 12:25:22 AM

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"Revlon has secretly hired a huge polling company to find out if Rihanna is hurting its competitor, Covergirl. An online survey is circulating by the folks over at Harris Interactive. The survey -- which we've learned was commissioned by Revlon -- features a Covergirl commercial for mascara. It then questions people if they are aware of the person in the commercial (without saying Rihanna's name), if they've heard about her in the news lately, if they have an opinion about the person and if they feel the person is "an appropriate spokesperson" for the product. The obvious implication here -- are women pissed off that Rihanna got back with Chris Brown and therefore would be less likely to buy Covergirl products? That's what we're thinking. We confirmed with Harris Interactive that the poll is a "proprietary study by Revlon" -- translation: no one was supposed to know Revlon was doing recon on its competitor. We spoke with someone at Revlon who said she'd get back to us. We're still waiting."

3/13/2009 2:34:28 PM

I'd be interested in those results.

3/13/2009 2:35:59 PM

AHAHAHAHAH

NOT ONLY AHAHAHA IS AHAHAHAHAH

AHAHH CHRIS BROWN AHAHAHA

NOT AHAHAHAH DONE AHAHAHAH

RIHANA AHAHAHAH MIGHT BE AHAHAHAHAHAH

3/13/2009 2:52:26 PM

3/13/2009 2:54:42 PM

alleged woman that sent text???

[Edited on March 13, 2009 at 2:59 PM. Reason : that girl is all kinds of cury]

3/13/2009 2:58:32 PM

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"The obvious implication here -- are women pissed off that Rihanna got back with Chris Brown and therefore would be less likely to buy Covergirl products? That's what we're thinking. "

i figured it was because using make up to cover up the evidence of abuse is not the ideal goal of the product

3/13/2009 3:46:44 PM

^ i was mirthfully considering that in the back of my head, too

3/13/2009 3:47:24 PM

Cover Girl...makes your face go from to in mere seconds


go apply and go live.

3/13/2009 3:48:28 PM

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"Many Boston teens surveyed say Rihanna is at fault for assault By Milton J. Valencia and Jenna Nierstedt Globe Staff and Globe Correspondent / March 13, 2009 Here's a conversation starter: Nearly half of the 200 Boston teenagers interviewed for an informal poll said pop star Rihanna was responsible for the beating she allegedly took at the hands of her boyfriend, fellow music star Chris Brown, in February. Of those questioned, ages 12 to 19, 71 percent said that arguing was a normal part of a relationship; 44 percent said fighting was a routine occurrence. The results of the survey, conducted by the Boston Public Health Commission across the city and equally among boys and girls, are startling for local health workers who see a generation of youths who seem to have grown accustomed, even insensitive, to domestic violence. "I think you'd have to be pretty jaded if you weren't startled by it," said Casey Corcoran, director of the health commission's new Start Strong program. The program began in the fall as part of a Start Strong: Building Healthy Teen Relationships Initiative, a private foundation program that was offered in 11 cities across the country. Corcoran said the four-year, $1 million competitive grant program will allow the city to train mentors and outreach workers to speak to 11- to 14-year-olds about the dangers of domestic violence. Corcoran said the Rihanna and Brown controversy, which is one of today's top entertainment news stories and a topic of conversation for young people, allows for teachers and parents to begin conversations about the dangers, and prevalence, of domestic violence. "This is something tough for parents to bring up, but this is a very big case regarding domestic violence," said Corcoran, pointing out that Oprah Winfrey devoted her television show yesterday to teen dating violence and featured the Start Strong initiative. "This is an opportunity to start those conversations; it shouldn't end with a survey," Corcoran said. The Brown-Rihanna incident has created much controversy, mostly because of Rihanna's reported continuance of her relationship with Brown after alleged past assaults. The case has been pointed to by advocate groups for domestic violence victims as an example of the challenges victims face in confronting domestic violence. Health counselors are specifically concerned with teenagers' views of the controversy. Of the teens questioned, more than half said both Brown, 19, and Rihanna, 21, were equally responsible for the assault. More than half said the media were treating Brown unfairly, and 46 percent said Rihanna was responsible for the incident. Local teenagers from the Hyde Square Task Force in Boston said they found the case, and the survey, troubling, adding that the pop stars are supposed to serve as role models. But unfortunately, they are seeing such violence too often. "I had friends getting beat by their boyfriends and coming to school with black eyes," said Kendra Lara, 19, of Jamaica Plain. "Some people do take it, and I don't understand it.""

3/14/2009 1:56:27 PM

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"44 percent said fighting was a routine occurrence"

wait














wat?

3/14/2009 2:21:21 PM

3/14/2009 2:36:10 PM

AHAHAHAHA THEY AHAHAHAH

AAHH RECORDED AHAHAHAHHA

A AHAHAHAHAHHHA DUET AHAHAHAH

AHAHAH TODAY AHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHA CLASSIC AHAHAHAHAHA

3/15/2009 1:49:14 AM

Quote :

"Cover Girl...makes your face go from to in mere seconds go apply and go live."

ahahahahhaha

Quote :

"71 percent said that arguing was a normal part of a relationship"

This I can agree with...

Quote :

"44 percent said fighting was a routine occurrence."

This makes me wonder wtf is wrong with kids these days.

3/15/2009 10:23:09 AM

Meh, apparently she attacked him physically and he attacked back.

Who gives a fuck anyway? You idiots are getting hard over two retards slapping each other.

3/15/2009 10:42:28 AM

They didn't record a duet and don't have plans to, she's not pregnant, and they're not married, according to Chris Brown's rep.

Yeah, she started it with slapping and then got the onslaught in return. Yo, one face crunch in the window should have been enough, but no he kept goin'.

Her image would have been fine if she didn't go BACK to him.... stupid

3/15/2009 3:12:45 PM

http://news-briefs.ew.com/2009/03/chris-brown-rih.html

http://www.examiner.com/x-964-LA-Celebrity-Gossip-Examiner~y2009m3d13-Producer-confirms-Chris-Brown--Rihanna-duet

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5i9XRLv51PAqdUhf0koFvVcJ13Fzg

http://www.okmagazine.com/news/view/12496

http://www.celebtv.com/rihanna-chris-brown-duet-confirmed

i mean, it may never see the light of day

but there are a lot of sources saying they recorded the duet

3/15/2009 3:45:31 PM

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"A publicist lying? Yes, the publicist for record producer Polow Da Don -- who has produced songs for Chris Brown and Rihanna in the past -- lied about the so-called duet they were supposedly recording last weekend. E! Online first reported that Brown and Rihanna were in a Santa Monica studio earlier this month recording a duet with producer Polow Da Don. Three people from TMZ then contacted Polow Da Don's publicist, who not only said the E! story was true but gave us details -- that Chris and Rihanna were engaged in "playful touching" and the session was packed with "emotion." We've now learned it was B.S. -- Brown was in the studio last weekend, but he was not with Rihanna, and the producer is not Polow Da Don. Now the publicist says she was really referring to a song Rihanna recorded in the past -- but that ain't what she said before. Brown's people are frustrated that people in his world are shoveling lies. They asked us to say the following -- Brown and Rihanna are not married, she is not pregnant, he is not doing an animal rescue nor is he doing a mea culpa tour. "

3/15/2009 3:56:14 PM

Who gives a shit!

3/15/2009 4:03:23 PM