A. Ever since biology class back in middle school and all the way through my now second year in medical school.


http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn14094-bacteria-make-major-evolutionary-shift-in-the-lab.html


Don't fool yourselves, folks.

2/14/2009 12:46:52 PM

Quote :

"I'm amazed at how many people believe that god actually did create the universe it's a great parable/fable/story/whatever to give people something to believe in but i feel sorry for people who think that it's anything but A. divine evolution? are you serious? god is sitting somewhere telling a tortoise on one of the islands in the galapagos to have an arch in the front of his shell to allow them to reach higher branches? or he made the trees on one island to be home to a particular type of bug that lays larva in the bark and then made a finch with a beak used to make tools out of twigs to pry said larva out? it's amusing that people actually believe that is true but know santa claus is fake by the time they're 10"

it is possible to be an atheist and still be closed-minded, y'know

2/14/2009 12:48:18 PM

I think that a lot of people who consider themselves atheist are actually anti-theist.


But that's for another discussion.

2/14/2009 12:50:07 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFO6ZhUW38w

2/14/2009 12:52:19 PM

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=AC3481305829426D

2/14/2009 12:55:10 PM

Quote :

"Well, I am a theist so I can't justify not saying B"

Quote :

"^not really. you could have a do nothing god"

Well, it needn't be a "do nothing" god -- just a "didn't create evolution" god.
That still leaves plenty.



darwinian evolution: (A)
----------------------
Willy Nilly
miska
ALkatraz
Stimwalt
Tiberius
stowaway
Arab13
nastoute
HockeyRoman
Flying Tiger
puppy
Walter
jataylor
evan
djeternal
Smath74
DeltaBeta
zorthage
Fareako
Supplanter
Cyphr_Sonic
tromboner950
ShawnaC123
jwb9984
Str8Foolish
goalielax?
bubster5041
hgtran
Fermata

divine evolution: (B)
----------------------
Joie
supercalo
0EPII1
sawahash
dagreenone
icyhotpatch
jackleg
punchmonk
tchenku
grimx
GoldenGirl
AndyMac
Bird
fleetwud
quagmire02
bottombaby

no evolution: (C)
----------------------
maximus

unsure: (D)
----------------------
BridgetSPK

2/14/2009 1:04:54 PM

yes, I'm an A

and I never said I was an atheist...why is that implied anytime someone says that they think the bible isn't a historical account they're atheist?

2/14/2009 2:24:27 PM

b

2/14/2009 2:29:38 PM

^^ No, you didn't say you were an atheist, but your post, and in particular

Quote :

"I'm amazed at how many people believe that god actually did create the universe"

certainly implied it

2/14/2009 2:48:18 PM

The TRUTH:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

2/14/2009 2:57:51 PM

The "divine" view is adorable

2/14/2009 3:01:27 PM

Quote :

"http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=AC3481305829426D"

Point?

2/14/2009 3:37:19 PM

^^I think "unsure" is the most adorable.

[Edited on February 14, 2009 at 3:40 PM. Reason : I still don't understand the options.]

2/14/2009 3:40:39 PM

^I don't think he meant "adorable" as in "the thing you want to be"... more like "adorable" as in "childish and naive"

2/14/2009 3:42:05 PM

^I know.

2/14/2009 3:49:52 PM

you didnt put me down, I had boobs for divine and natural

2/15/2009 5:01:05 PM

Quote :

"C) no evolution = God, or a "higher power", created all life, which has always existed in its present form."

2/15/2009 5:02:59 PM

^^
lol... You were the one that posted that "christians are backwards" thing... (god damn that was lame)



darwinian evolution: (A)
----------------------
Willy Nilly
miska
ALkatraz
Stimwalt
Tiberius
stowaway
Arab13
nastoute
HockeyRoman
Flying Tiger
puppy
Walter
jataylor
evan
djeternal
Smath74
DeltaBeta
zorthage
Fareako
Supplanter
Cyphr_Sonic
tromboner950
ShawnaC123
jwb9984
Str8Foolish
goalielax
bubster5041
hgtran
Fermata

divine evolution: (B)
----------------------
Joie
supercalo
0EPII1
sawahash
dagreenone
icyhotpatch
jackleg
punchmonk
tchenku
grimx
GoldenGirl
AndyMac
Bird
fleetwud
quagmire02
bottombaby
sglazier

no evolution: (C)
----------------------
maximus
Quinn

unsure: (D)
----------------------
BridgetSPK

[Edited on February 15, 2009 at 5:05 PM. Reason : ]

2/15/2009 5:05:31 PM

darwinian evolution: (A)
----------------------
Willy Nilly
miska
ALkatraz
Stimwalt
Tiberius
stowaway
Arab13
nastoute
HockeyRoman
Flying Tiger
puppy
Walter
jataylor
evan
djeternal
Smath74
DeltaBeta
zorthage
Fareako
Supplanter
Cyphr_Sonic
tromboner950
ShawnaC123
jwb9984
Str8Foolish
goalielax
bubster5041
hgtran
Fermata

divine evolution: (B)
----------------------
Joie
supercalo
0EPII1
sawahash
dagreenone
icyhotpatch
jackleg
punchmonk
tchenku
grimx
GoldenGirl
AndyMac
Bird
fleetwud
quagmire02
bottombaby
sglazier

dumbasses/trolls: (C)
----------------------
maximus
Quinn

unsure: (D)
----------------------
BridgetSPK

2/15/2009 5:12:40 PM

Boob evolution: (E)
----------------------
vonjordan3

2/15/2009 5:22:19 PM

darwinian evolution: (A)
----------------------
Willy Nilly
miska
ALkatraz
Stimwalt
Tiberius
stowaway
Arab13
nastoute
HockeyRoman
Flying Tiger
puppy
Walter
jataylor
evan
djeternal
Smath74
DeltaBeta
zorthage
Fareako
Supplanter
Cyphr_Sonic
tromboner950
ShawnaC123
jwb9984
Str8Foolish
goalielax
bubster5041
hgtran
Fermata
joe17669

divine evolution: (B)
----------------------
Joie
supercalo
0EPII1
sawahash
dagreenone
icyhotpatch
jackleg
punchmonk
tchenku
grimx
GoldenGirl
AndyMac
Bird
fleetwud
quagmire02
bottombaby
sglazier

dumbasses/trolls: (C)
----------------------
maximus
Quinn

unsure: (D)
----------------------
BridgetSPK

Boob evolution: (E)
----------------------
vonjordan3

2/15/2009 5:24:27 PM

^^
Evolutionarily speaking...
Some anthropologists suggest that the reason our primate brains love the sight of boobies, is simply because they resemble butt cheeks
(no homo)

2/15/2009 5:27:04 PM

I thought it had to do with the larger they are the more milk they can provide and therefore support the offspring better, that's why guys like bigger tits.

2/15/2009 5:28:22 PM

I'll go with A and E

2/15/2009 5:29:39 PM

But... I like boobies a LOT more than butt cheeks.
A woman with a great ass is okay, a woman with great tits is great.

Also, roundness and perkiness is far more important than size, and after about D they tend to get unattractively large/saggy/weird-looking.

Fuck boob science.

[Edited on February 15, 2009 at 5:41 PM. Reason : .]

2/15/2009 5:30:52 PM

lol, hahaha

I never really thought about why guys like them bigger, hmmmm


lets discuss

did god want us to? or did we darwin nail it on the head?



(head....)

2/15/2009 5:31:39 PM

You do realize that we all start life female.

Hence why we have nipples.

2/15/2009 5:32:47 PM

^so, does this mean you want to tittyfuck yourself?

2/15/2009 5:34:15 PM

sign me up for darwin.

2/15/2009 5:39:25 PM

Quote :

"roundness and perkiness is far more important than size, and after about D they tend to get unattractively large/saggy/weird-looking."

In other words, round and protruding.... like a butt cheek.

And let's not forget the invention of the bra... I'm not even sure it was invented for support.
I think men just liked the way boobs and cleavage resembles two butt cheeks and a butt crack.

Quote :

"A woman with a great ass is okay, a woman with great tits is great."

I'd pick a woman with a great ass and no tits over a woman with great tits and no ass. That's just me...
And why do primates only have 2 breasts? lol... Can you imagine women with 4? 6?


darwinian evolution: (A)
----------------------
Willy Nilly, miska, ALkatraz, Stimwalt, Tiberius, stowaway, Arab13, nastoute, HockeyRoman, Flying Tiger, puppy,
Walter, jataylor, evan, djeternal, Smath74, DeltaBeta, zorthage, Fareako, Supplanter, Cyphr_Sonic, tromboner950,
ShawnaC123, jwb9984, Str8Foolish, goalielax, bubster5041, hgtran, Fermata, joe17669, BigEgo, umop-apisdn,

divine evolution: (B)
----------------------
Joie, supercalo, 0EPII1, sawahash, dagreenone, icyhotpatch, jackleg, punchmonk, tchenku, grimx, GoldenGirl,
AndyMac, Bird, fleetwud, quagmire02, bottombaby, sglazier,

no evolution: (C)
----------------------
maximus, Quinn

unsure: (D)
----------------------
BridgetSPK

2/15/2009 5:59:32 PM

Willy gets a good thread and wont count my vote


lol

2/15/2009 7:22:36 PM

can we throw "don't care" in there? I believe in evolution but I don't really care if it's a natural or divine occurrence.

2/15/2009 7:30:32 PM

put me in the D category

2/15/2009 7:31:59 PM

Quote :

"Willy gets a good thread and wont count my vote lol "

Ballot access laws are a bitch....

2/15/2009 7:33:33 PM

Quote :

"You do realize that we all start life female. Hence why we have nipples."

Not really. We all start life sexually undifferentiated.

2/15/2009 7:37:16 PM

A

2/15/2009 7:44:46 PM

i am 80% A and 20% D unsure. because how can anyone be 100% sure of anything. i don't think that it is god/higher power though. and i definitely don't think humans and other animals have always existed in their present form(s).

2/15/2009 7:56:58 PM

darwinian evolution: (A)
----------------------
Willy Nilly, miska, ALkatraz, Stimwalt, Tiberius, stowaway, Arab13, nastoute, HockeyRoman, Flying Tiger, puppy,
Walter, jataylor, evan, djeternal, Smath74, DeltaBeta, zorthage, Fareako, Supplanter, Cyphr_Sonic, tromboner950,
ShawnaC123, jwb9984, Str8Foolish, goalielax, bubster5041, hgtran, Fermata, joe17669, BigEgo, umop-apisdn, Kodiak,
khcadwal??

divine evolution: (B)
----------------------
Joie, supercalo, 0EPII1, sawahash, dagreenone, icyhotpatch, jackleg, punchmonk, tchenku, grimx, GoldenGirl,
AndyMac, Bird, fleetwud, quagmire02, bottombaby, sglazier

no evolution: (C)
----------------------
maximus, Quinn

unsure: (D)
----------------------
BridgetSPK, BubbleBobble

3/2/2009 11:21:28 AM

orange soda...immune to evolution...u mad?

3/2/2009 11:33:09 AM

A

3/2/2009 11:46:43 AM

wait... Divine evolution?

ha

3/2/2009 12:00:50 PM

I still have yet to be counted

3/2/2009 12:01:46 PM

count vonjordan!

3/5/2009 5:15:15 PM

3/27/2009 10:11:13 PM

natural process

doesnt rule out creationism in and of itself

but you cant deny evolution and natural extinction exists

Quote :

"darwinian evolution = Plants and animals adapted to their environments through random mutations and/or natural selection."

i have a prob with this definition, creatures do not adapt to environments randomly through mutations

[Edited on March 27, 2009 at 10:15 PM. Reason : s]

3/27/2009 10:12:36 PM

God did it. That is your answer to all of your questions.



God set up evolution.

I win. The end.

3/27/2009 11:51:56 PM

evolution is the alteration of phenotypic ratio in response to environmental change through time.

3/28/2009 12:03:29 AM

darwinian evolution: (A)
----------------------
Willy Nilly, miska, ALkatraz, Stimwalt, Tiberius, stowaway, Arab13, nastoute, HockeyRoman, Flying Tiger, puppy,
Walter, jataylor, evan, djeternal, Smath74, DeltaBeta, zorthage, Fareako, Supplanter, Cyphr_Sonic, tromboner950,
ShawnaC123, jwb9984, Str8Foolish, goalielax, bubster5041, hgtran, Fermata, joe17669, BigEgo, umop-apisdn, Kodiak,
khcadwal??, agentlion

divine evolution: (B)
----------------------
Joie, supercalo, 0EPII1, sawahash, dagreenone, icyhotpatch, jackleg, punchmonk, tchenku, grimx, GoldenGirl,
AndyMac, Bird, fleetwud, quagmire02, bottombaby, sglazier

no evolution: (C)
----------------------
maximus, Quinn

unsure: (D)
----------------------
BridgetSPK, BubbleBobble

3/28/2009 12:21:28 AM

Boob Evolution

3/28/2009 12:37:02 AM

don't care: (E)
----------------------
synapse

3/28/2009 12:38:41 AM