yeah i don't think anyone could've possibly read today that he was on that list from 2003 and been even the slightest bit surprised

[Edited on June 16, 2009 at 11:44 PM. Reason : Sammy Sosa]

6/16/2009 11:39:54 PM

i thought he was outed around the time that Palmeiro did his thing in court

6/16/2009 11:50:19 PM

he pulled the "no hablo ingles" card in court...he was outed but not "officially"

6/17/2009 12:09:57 AM

The Red Sox had their 500th sold out game at Fenway today!!! Exciting news!!! HALT THE PRESSES!!!


Whats great about the photo is the Internet sports weiner's favorite photo of the kid giving the bird. All they need now is the Calvin pissing on something like a Yankees logo...

[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 1:13 AM. Reason : k]

6/18/2009 1:10:21 AM

Quote :

"The Nationals will win 2 of 3 from the Yankees."

hahahah. I'm like an inning away from this becoming true.

hahahahahahah

6/18/2009 8:52:02 PM

On June 4th, the Rockies were 20-32.

Tood Helton just hit a walk-off HR at home and they are now 35-33.

Unfuckingbelievable.

6/21/2009 12:03:53 AM

They finished like 22-1 before getting hosed by Boston in 07, right?

6/21/2009 12:13:28 AM

fuck the rangers for walking sandoval

6/21/2009 12:34:10 AM

Crawford is injured and out of the Mets/Rays game

Umpire Jerry Crawford that is, not Carl

6/21/2009 1:59:21 PM

^lol

6/21/2009 5:03:48 PM

it is so funny that you are just a ball of whining patheticness

6/22/2009 12:22:54 AM

You're way out of line, pal.

________________________________________________________________________

Dice-K is purportedly done for the season.

6/22/2009 1:11:58 PM

good, gives me a reason to drop his sorry ass from my fantasy team

6/22/2009 1:53:31 PM

My fantasy is that Boston didn't exist.

6/22/2009 4:23:50 PM

Fehr steps down as union chief....

6/22/2009 4:38:47 PM

So Dice-K might be done for the year, Brandon Webb might be done for the year, Jake Peavy might be done for the year

whats the latest on Fat Ass Sabathia? Did all the cheeseburgers finally catch up, or is it something minor?

6/22/2009 4:40:43 PM

Does Dice-Gay get his 10 million even if he's done for the season?

hahahaha. I really want a serious answer to that, because I don't know.

6/23/2009 12:57:12 AM

Yes. It's likely he isn't even hurt. I think he had three options - Go to the DL, get benched indefinitely, or get traded. He has a no-trade clause, so he'd have to go somewhere that could afford him and be willing to go.

They can pay him 9 million to give up a run per inning or they can pay him 9 million to collect splinters.

6/23/2009 11:16:50 AM

Meh. They sell that many B hats in a year, so I doubt it matters in the grand scheme of things.

6/23/2009 12:31:44 PM

haha, and they have a dozen or so contracts with various Japanese corporations that they get paid on whether he plays or not.

6/23/2009 1:27:46 PM

Hahaha, wow. David Price getting sche-lacked.

Hahahaha. Damnit.

6/23/2009 8:10:32 PM

lol i just posted that he is getting raped in the fantasy thread

6/23/2009 8:12:42 PM

It's like the Phillies just busted out all the runs they've needed on their little 6 game skid.

This is ridiculous.

6/23/2009 8:14:58 PM

As an Utley owner, I'm content with his 2/3, double, HR, 2 R, 4 RBI, after 3.5 innings

6/23/2009 8:15:35 PM

Oh shit, we scored a run. Don't call it a comeback.

I'm predicting an Indians-style comeback on a Phillies' "We got this, playa" move.

hahahah

[Edited on June 23, 2009 at 8:25 PM. Reason : k]

6/23/2009 8:24:59 PM

Cleveland is up 4-0 on Pittsburgh right now

I predict a Nyjer Morgan walkoff double in the 11th

also Derek Lee just boosted his hitting streak to 20 games with a 6th inning double off Edwin Jackson

[Edited on June 23, 2009 at 8:32 PM. Reason : .]

6/23/2009 8:29:52 PM

Damn, they're leaving Price in...

TAKE HIM OUT!!!

6/23/2009 8:32:08 PM

wow

6/24/2009 12:11:30 PM

Haha, he threw a change that inning and got blasted too.

In other news, I was listed as 6'6" and 230 pounds my senior year of HS football. They exaggerated that a bit too.

6/24/2009 12:33:07 PM

yeah i dont think any of those tv or stadium radar guns are real. i'm sure he breaks 100 sometimes, but i dunno about 104.

but i came here to post that smoltz is throwing his first game of the year.

6/25/2009 7:14:02 PM

Suck a dong, Halladay.

6/30/2009 1:21:26 AM

What does your All Star Ballot look like?

Mine:

American League
First Base: Peña, C., TB Second Base: Third Base: Longoria, E., TB Shortstop: Bartlett, J., TB Catcher: Navarro, D., TB Outfielder: Choo, S., CLE Outfielder: Crawford, C., TB Outfielder: Upton, B.J., TB Write-in: Ben Zobrist

National League
First Base: Helton, T., COL Second Base: Uggla, D., FLA Third Base: Encarnación, E., CIN Shortstop: Furcal, R., LAD Catcher: Kendall, J., MIL Outfielder: Fukudome, K., CHC Outfielder: Lee, C., HOU Outfielder: Soriano, A., CHC Write-in:

6/30/2009 2:24:23 PM

^ Wow that is one terrible ballot. You must want the NL to lose and are obviously a D-ray fan.

6/30/2009 2:38:41 PM

Gabe Gross says suck it, buddy

6/30/2009 2:39:25 PM

Quote :

"You must want the NL to lose and are obviously a D-ray fan. "

6/30/2009 2:42:26 PM

Yanks just picked up Eric "Final Out of WS 2008" Hinkse.

6/30/2009 2:59:48 PM

AL: C- Mauer, 1B- Morneau, 2B- Kinsler, 3B- Longoria, SS- Bartlett, OF- Granderson, OF- Ichiro, OF- Crawford

NL: C- McCann, 1B- Pujols, 2B- Utley, 3B- Wright, SS- Hanley, OF- Ibanez, OF- Braun, OF- Justin Upton

6/30/2009 3:20:16 PM

They need an American Idol line for this shit.

6/30/2009 4:00:39 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't even need to say it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

6/30/2009 11:45:53 PM

^^^ Kinsler what? I agree with the rest of your lineups, but Kinsler over the year Aaron Hill is having? Yeah, I'd want Kinsler if I was trying to win, but you gotta give Hill the nod over him.


^ I don't get it...

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 12:12 AM. Reason : ~]

7/1/2009 12:12:19 AM

THERE ARE NOW REPORTS THAT PAPELBON CRIED AFTER THAT.

BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

7/1/2009 12:28:12 AM

^^Aaron Hill is killing it, I just personally think he's not going to be able to continue it forever

7/1/2009 1:24:57 AM

Damn! Smoltz was due for a win and got fucked up by Crapelbon and the rest of the relievers

7/1/2009 1:34:15 AM

i'll take a collapse like this one tonight if it comes with an 8-0 start vs. the yankees any year you want to offer it

and "Crapelbon?" really? dude's 4th in the AL in saves, has blown 2 all year...i guess because his WHIP is above 1 for a change makes him crappy?

^^^i revel in the fact that the red sox piss you off to the point of SalisburyBoy hysteria

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 6:01 AM. Reason : .]

7/1/2009 5:40:33 AM

Looks like the All Star teams came out.

AL Starters

C - Joe Mauer, MIN
1B - Mark Teixeira, NYY
2B - Dustin Pedroia, BOS
SS - Derek Jeter, NYY
3B - Evan Longoria, TB
OF - Jason Bay, BOS
OF - Ichiro Suzuki, SEA
OF - Josh Hamilton, TEX

Pitchers

Andrew Bailey, OAK
Josh Beckett, BOS
Mark Buehrle, CWS
Brian Fuentes, LAA
Zack Greinke, KC
Roy Halladay, TOR
Felix Hernandez, SEA
Edwin Jackson, DET
Joe Nathan, MIN
Jonathan Papelbon, BOS
Mariano Rivera, NYY
Justin Verlander, DET
Tim Wakefield, BOS

Reserves

C - Victor Martinez, CLE
1B - Justin Morneau, MIN
1B - Kevin Youkilis, BOS
2B - Aaron Hill, TOR
SS - Jason Bartlett, TB
3B - Michael Young, TEX
OF - Carl Crawford, TB
OF - Curtis Granderson, DET
OF - Torii Hunter, LAA
OF - Adam Jones, BAL
OF - Ben Zobrist, TB

Final Man Voting:

OF - Adam Lind - Blue Jays - .309, 48 R, 17 HR, 50 RBI, 1 SB
2B - Ian Kinsler - Rangers - .256, 57 R, 19 HR, 51 RBI, 16 SB
3B - Chone Figgins - Angels - .316, 60 R, 1 HR, 25 RBI, 24 SB
1B - Carlos Pena - Rays - .233, 58 R, 23 HR, 55 RBI, 1 SB
3B - Brandon Inge - Tigers - .269, 47 R, 18 HR, 52 RBI, 2 SB



Morneau, Bartlett, Hill, and one of Hunter/Jones/Crawford should all be starters. I don't really see how you take Granderson over somebody like Adam Lind. But he plays in Toronto.

The final man looks like they're just about in order of who should go. I don't think you can take Pena when he's hitting so bad, and Inge just.. it's Brandon Inge, he sucks. The others would be fine though.

NL in a second.

7/6/2009 1:38:18 AM

Texeira, seriously?

Fuck him.

And of course Bartlett should be starting over old ass Derek Jeter, but American Idol says no dice.

[Edited on July 6, 2009 at 1:43 AM. Reason : k]

7/6/2009 1:41:59 AM

Starters

C - Yadier Molina, STL
1B - Albert Pujols, STL
2B - Chase Utley, PHI
SS - Hanley Ramirez, FLA
3B - David Wright, NYM
OF - Carlos Beltran, NYM
OF - Ryan Braun, MIL
OF - Raul Ibanez, PHI

Pitchers

Heath Bell, SD
Chad Billingsley, LAD
Jonathan Broxton, LAD
Matt Cain, SF
Francisco Cordero, CIN
Ryan Franklin, STL
Dan Haren, ARI
Josh Johnson, FLA
Ted Lilly, CHC
Tim Lincecum, SF
Jason Marquis, COL
Francisco Rodriguez, NYM
Johan Santana, NYM

Reserves

C - Brian McCann, ATL
1B - Prince Fielder, MIL
1B - Adrian Gonzalez, SD
1B - Ryan Howard, PHI
2B - Orlando Hudson, LAD
2B - Freddy Sanchez, PIT
SS - Miguel Tejada, HOU
3B - Ryan Zimmerman, WSH
OF - Brad Hawpe, COL
OF - Hunter Pence, HOU
OF - Justin Upton, ARI

Final Man Voting:

SS - Christian Guzman - Nationals - .316, 40 R, 3 HR, 21 RBI, 1 SB
OF - Matt Kemp - Dodgers - .303, 43 R, 10 HR, 44 RBI, 19 SB
3B - Mark Reynolds - Diamondbacks - .269, 52 R, 23 HR, 58 RBI, 13 SB
3B - Pablo Sandoval - Giants - .333, 37 R, 12 HR, 44 RBI, 3 SB
OF - Shane Victorino - Phillies - .304, 55 R, 5 HR, 35 RBI, 13 SB



The NL lineup is pretty good based on numbers and who should be starting except McCann, there's no way he shouldn't be over Yadier. But Yadier would be the other C, and it's in STL, so whatever. I can't believe Jason Marquis is going to an AS game. And if Beltran and Ibanez are still out, the only other CF is Pence, so I guess you better hope Victorino wins the final man vote.

I think the final vote should probably go to Kemp though, but I really thought Sandoval would be in by the coaches pick, but the "one from each team must go" rule kinda put Zimmerman ahead of him.

7/6/2009 2:04:29 AM

Rays have lost 4 straight, starting to show their true colors.

7/6/2009 5:36:12 AM

Lol at Smoltz going 0-2 and a ND in his first 3 starts. Karma is a motherfucker.

7/7/2009 1:06:24 PM

he looked PISSED last night a few times...like "I came back so I could suck this bad?"

7/7/2009 1:07:28 PM